My OTP, in a setting that I think is hilarious. I have no idea if this is going to be crack or not once I do get it out, but I'm laughing while writing this.

I'm fine with harem fics as well as they are done well, I'm writing one for Star's sake! Although I do admit to it not being my favorite type of pairing, I do enjoy a few and attempting to write one. Blue Strings Of Mercy is going to be one, as it is a challenge for me as I have never written one before, but it is slow going. But, I've never seen one where it is anti-harem, where the person in the middle - the one everyone wants - in no way wants these people in any romantic or sexual way.

Hell, after being harassed - possibly sexually by some - by these people that want to be in that person's harem, the person doesn't want to deal with them in any shape, way, or form.

I have seen some harem animes okay. Some of them go way too far or make me just scream at the protagonist because they should just get a restraining order or call the cops already by how much they go through with these people chasing them or doing admittedly disturbing or horrible things to them and their life.

Although, I will admit that I have also seen some hilarious and well done harem animes as well. But some just make me think that the person in the middle needs a lawyer to file some important paperwork to get these insane stalkers off their backs. Just saying, some animes go way too far. But, different culture I suppose.

I am not against those that are in these type of relationships and actually have friends that are in poly relationships. This is just a humors take - a parody really now that I am thinking on it - on a situation that happens in a lot of stories/anime/fanfics/manga. Not everyone wants a harem, and they are willing to fight to make sure they don't get one or fight to make sure that said harem will leave them alone because they are already taken.

Okay, let's say that you are the prime example of a person that would somehow get into a situation where a harem of people wants you, or at least, a example of a type of person who would get in/land in that type of situation/anime. You had a horrible past, one that has left scars - mentally, emotionally, and/or physically - that will never truly leave you and/or has marked you and made you into what and how you are today. Giving you a tragic backstory of some kind - a backstory that any anime protagonist would want/not want/have/be proud of/rather not have at all.

After some time, you have gotten away form your abusive/horrible/toxic home/past/relationship and got on with your life. Eventually, you move into an apartment complex for whatever reasons; cheaper rent, closer to work/school, better placement, ect. Inside the apartment are other handsome/pretty/good looking people who fall for you and want you for various reasons. Most likely after first or second meeting, or after some event to where you help them, save them, or say something important/profound/life changing/world changing to them thus making them fall in love with you - for any reason really. All of the people are colorful characters with their own backgrounds, quirks, likes, dislikes, traits and vices. The one thing they share is that they want you to be their's and they your's.

But the thing is, is that you are already in a happily committed, romantic relationship. A healthy one, and you are totally in love with that person and have been for a while. Like, you met them during your horrible past, they have been there for you throughout it all and supported you/helped you get away safely/loved you even then/don't care about it/all of the above and more, got together during it all - even if it was at a young age that you got together and/or there is a age gap that would make others balk at - and you are saving up to buy that engagement ring you have been eyeing for your significant other for about a year or so. You are so in love, and you know you don't want any other. You want the whole shebang with them; House, marriage, children, love, growing old together and dying together. Even if dying is a LONG way off for you.

Your significant other is your world. They hang the stars, they are your shinning sun and guiding moon. The reason for getting up and breathing. You want to wake up besides them every morning and to always hold them. You want no other and can't even think about being with another or breaking up with them. You might as well be tearing out your own heart/SOUL and stabbing it into pieces if you ever even thought about leaving them. There is no other room for adding more people into the relationship, because the thought of sharing is such a horrible one. You can't split your love like that, as you have given your full heart/SOUL away already. You can't look or even think of another like you do with them, they hold your whole heart/SOUL in their hands, and you love that. And the best part? They think and feel the same for you as you do for them.

Yet, these idiots are not getting it.

This is what Flaw - String Stitches!Error, and I will just call him Flaw in the story to make things easier. Meaning, in this story, his given name is Flaw. - is going through. He is in love with Shears, and isn't about to look at any other in such a way. He is far too gone for the shorter skeleton that he might as well scream it to the heavens - and would do it any time, any day. As a skeleton monster, one with high levels of magic, he has a long life ahead of him and he wants to spend it all with Shears. 

While oblivious to others advances because of lack of social understanding, it is so obvious that even Flaw notices that these others want him in a way that he is not willing to let happen. Yet, they will not take "hElL nO!" for answer. Flaw has bluntly told them all that he is in a relationship, one that he is not going to quit for anybody, and yet they still will not leave well enough alone.

It is getting to the point that Flaw is honestly considering a mass restraining order to all these fuckers who do not understand that no means "NO!". To give them out like candy like it is Halloween and just take them all to court to get them to leave him alone, if only if he didn't already he know they would ignore them and continue on trying to get his love - when said love is already given out! What does he have to do to get this through their heads?!

.....Is murder still on the table?

Flaw is born in a world like Nerd and Jock AU, just with a little more magic, and therefor not a God. He was raised by Fate, along with Fate's true son, Ink. He was abused horribly by Fate, until Destiny was able to get him away from Fate. After some time, Flaw asked out Shears - who has met him and known him even when he was living with Fate. They fell in love even then, but Flaw feared asking out Shears then because of what Fate might try to do. The only reason Flaw finally asked out Shears was honestly because of a accident on Flaw's part. But a happy accident in the end. -, who happily accepted the confession and gave his own. Moving to the apartment complex because it was cheaper and closer to where Shears lived was simple. Flaw just never expected others in the building to fall for him at first sight or for more to fall for him for reasons he doesn't know/understand/get.

Really, if Flaw doesn't murder the unwanted harem first, a very jealous Shears will.

*This here is just a sneak peek of a story/one-shot that I want to put in here. So, there might be changes to the whole idea once I get to it, but the basics will most likely stay the same. It will take some time before I get to writing the story though, but I will get there!