Adam's Tiny Cactus

We all stood there awkwardly as Herobrine and Ty disappeared in a poof.
Well actually it was more of like a pffffft. Like a farting noise. Yeah.
"So what's up guys?" Jason asked.
We all ignored him.
Jason sighed. "Yeah..."
"So, um...how are you skeletons doing?" I asked the army of wither skeletons surrounding us.
"...Pretty good," A skeleton said.
There was awkward silence.
"God Jason this is all your fault," I muttered. Jason sighed. Ha. He was finally learning not to talk back.
There was more awkward silence.
Mitch burned innocent ants on the floor.
Jerome watched Mitch burn the ants.
Ian muttered Angry Video Game Nerd curses he was trying to think up of.
Jason sighed a lot.
More silence.
More...silence...
Oh my god what were Herobrine and Ty doing? They're taking forever.
Actually, the way Herobrine was flirting with Ty...I don't wanna know.
Silence.
Fire.
Angry Video Game Nerd.
Sighing.
More silence.
This was really boring.
"By the way your friend is probably gonna die," A wither skeleton said.
"What?!" Jason exclaimed.
"Yeah Herobrine's flirting with him right now and Ty's probably gonna resist, so..." The wither skeleton trailed off.
"He better not touch MY MAN," I growled.
Suddenly, pffft, Herobrine appeared.
And in front of him appeared a dead body. A really familiar one.
"GASP! IT'S QUENTIN!" I exclaimed.
"IT'S TY YOU IDIOT," The corpse replied.
"GASP! TY IS DEAD!" I screamed.
"Adam, but he just talked," Jason said.
"OH MY GOD JASON, SHUT UP, I'M DEAD," Ty yelled.
"But-"
"I HATE EVERYONE."
Jason sighed.
Poor Ty...I couldn't believe he was dead...even though his dead body was literally right in front of me I couldn't believe he was dead! Because I'm really stupid!
Lol ur frend si dae d nowe Herobrine chuckled.
Herobrine was right.
Our tomadachi was death.