KAY'S KAY

Oh my god.
My boyfriend had just woken up to tell me...
...
...
I forget.
But it's not important right now!
Ty was alive!
I could still use him as an excuse for breaking things on a daily basis!

MEANWHIL @ HTE MOJANG HQ UMGG

Notch stood in front of the large meeting table.
"...so, why don't we just take all the creepers," He was saying, "And make them all pink? That way-" he was cut off by a ringing in his back pocket. High-pitched Swedish singing played.
Why is my ringtone Caramelldansen? Notch wondered. Then he remembered. Ohh, because of last night with Jeb.
Notch looked at the phone number. The contact read "The Phsyco Girlfriend Of A Minecraft Youtuber That I Somehow Exchanged Phone Numbers With At Minecon For No Real Purpose."
"Uh, I should probably take this," Notch said and left the room. Not because he cared about this call. He wanted to get away from Jeb, who had been throwing him seductive looks the entire time of the meeting.
"Hello?" Notch answered the phone.
"Uhh, hello, is this Minecraft?" A girl's voice asked.
"No, this is Notch," Notch replied and hung up.
The phone started ringing again.
"Hello, is this Mojang?" The voice asked.
"No, this is Notch," Notch repeated and hung up.
It rang a third time.
"Hello, is this Notch?" They asked again.
"No, THIS IS NOTCH!" Notch yelled, and hung up. Then he remembered, and called her back.
"Notch, I need you to come all the way to America because my boyfriend is in a Coma and for some reason we need you here, even though you hardly know me, I don't even know why we exchanged phone numbers at the con, or why we exchanged phone numbers at a con, and you don't even know where we live," The voice explained.
Notch was silent. "Hmm, intriguing. You got any...any toasters?"
"I do," The voice replied.
"I'll be there in 18 minutes," Notch assured, even though he was on the other side of the earth. He walked off to go to America, accidentally forgetting he was in the middle of a meeting on purpose.