Chapter 2 - Beat Jason Up

TY'S POV

I woke up looking up at the sky and Sky.
"Uh, hey Ty, how's it going?" the sky said to me. "I hate everyone," I said to the sky. Then Sky started snoring. I got up and saw he was dangling from one foot on a tree.
I stared at him.
He kept dangling.
I looked at the tree.
The tree started burning.
"Ty that tree is on fire." Jerome said.
"GOD JEROME I KNOW GEEZ I HATE EVERYONE," I exclaimed.
The tree burned down and Adam fell out of it, landing on his head and surprisingly not on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," he screamed instantly.
"Oh my god Adam shut up I hate everyone," I told him.
"AAAAAAAA-oh hey Ty," Adam said casually and got up, ignoring the burning tree behind him. Which was burning. Violently.
"Uh...how did that tree, uh, set fire?" Ian asked.
"Ty looked at the tree and the tree set on fire." Jerome explained.
"GOD JEROME he asked ONE SIMPLE QUESTION can't you just give him a simple response?" Adam exclaimed.
"Uh...by the way, everyone, we're in Minecraft by the way..." Jason said timidly.
We all ignored him because he's Jason.
"Uh...is nobody else going to acknowledge that fact or am I just, uh, gonna be that guy?"
We ignored him. He already was that guy like geez Jason seriously.
"Oh hey guys minecraft!" Mitch exclaimed.
"WHAT? We're in minecraft?"Adam asked. "I just...nevermind..."Jason said quietly.
"Mitch that is a very valid point and I agree with you that we are all in minecraft." Jerome stated.
"Well, if you don't believe me, I'll show you my logic!" Mitch exclaimed happily.
"But I confirmed that I did agree with you." Jerome said.
Mitch punched Jerome in the face.
"Ow Mitch." Jerome said.
"See? If we weren't in minecraft, it wouldn't be okay to openly beat up people!" Mitch explained.
"That is a valid point Mitch but I had already said that I agreed with you on the fact that we are in minecraft." Jerome said.
Jerome kicked Mitch in the shin.
"Ooh, Merome!" Mitch exclaimed.
"Mitch I do not understand how was that Merome in any way I kicked you in the shin because you punched me in the face." Jerome said.
"Hey, let's all beat up Jason!" Ian exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Adam agreed.
"I hate everyone. And Jason," I said.
"Wait, uh, you guys are kidding right?" Jason asked nervously.
We all punched and kicked him for a while.
"Ha...haha, f-funny joke y-you guys...ha..."Jason laughed nervously, shaking and curled up in a ball on the floor.
"What now?" Adam asked.
"We play CaveGame. I hate everyone," I said.

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