Ian's POV

"Oops sorry Ian I accidentally had a butter seizure that caused these mobs who are staring at us to come here," Adam apologized.
I sighed.
"Better not look them in the eye," Adam said, and looked straight at an enderman. "Oops! We should run now."
I took a deep breath.
"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, ALTHOUGH I CANNOT SEE YOUR BRAIN I CAN INFER THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE, AND ALTHOUGH I WOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY SMASHING YOUR HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE WALLS OF THIS CAVE TO CHECK AND BE SURE THAT YOU, YOU SCRAP OF GARBAGE, ARE LACKING A BRAIN, I WILL RETAIN MYSELF FROM DOING SO BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT YOU DESERVE A MUCH MORE PAINFUL DEATH THAN THAT, AND THAT PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE TO DIE BENEATH THE HORROR OF THESE DEMONIC MINECRAFT MONSTERS YOU HAVE BROUGHT DOWN UPON US!"
Adam stared blankly at me. Then he suddenly jolted and shook his head. "Uh, sorry, I kinda zoned out while you were talking, mind repeating the whole thing?" he asked.
That's when a Zombie tried to bite his arm off.
"OH GOD!" Adam screamed and we ran down the cave as fast as we could away from the mobs.
"MOBS OH MY GOD GUYS RUNNN!" Adam screamed in an unnecessarily loud voice when we ran into the cave that everyone was laying around in.
"OH MY GOD IAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IF ONLY YOU HADN'T HELPED ADAM DIG A HOLE I HATE EVERYONE! AND YOU! AND THESE MOBS! AND JASON!" Ty exclaimed.
"But Adam left me no choice-JUST RUN ALREADY DESPITE YOUR FATAL INJURIES YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH," I demanded.
"Hey! I have an idea everyone!" Jason called as we ran. "What if we just had he roof collapse on the mobs somehow?"
"Or, What if we just had he roof collapse on the mobs somehow?" Adam suggested.
"Oh my god he's so smart," I muttered to Jerome admiringly.
"Yes. All credit goes to Adam. Not Jason," Jerome agreed.
"Alright, let's put this plan into action!" Adam declared. We turned around to face the mobs, but stopped when we saw that they were all burning in a fiery explosion of death and destruction.
Mitch was standing in front of the flames, his left hand on fire, frowning at us. "It wasn't that hard," Mitch said.
That's when we heard an evil, menacing voice echo through the cave, even though there was nobody there besides us and the burning monsters, a voice so cold and cruel it sent chills up my blocky, minecraftian spine (which I don't think I even have).
U guise all did gud but u canot surviv here 4ever Tem Crafed,,.