Started on 14/06/2022
Was in my soft hours feel so here we are, lezz get it.
Continued on 25/06/2022
The amount of laziness and breaks, was again in my soft hours while stressing out a little for my upcoming exams but lezz get it ig(?)

>.<

' Boop! '
Little 5-year-old Felix giggled right after.

Minho clicked his tongue at the action and shook his head a little, shuffling away a little from what he was doing.

It was a weird habit of Felix. He always wanted to boop his brother's nose. What he did achieve from that was a question only Lee Felix, himself could answer, not any one of us.

He would stop Minho at any time of the day only to boop his nose, giggle and then walk away with springy steps. Minho often scrunched his nose when he(Felix) did that but a soft smile was always present for his infuriatingly cute younger brother.

He thought as maybe as Felix grows, his habits would change,

Right?

....

>.<

Wrong!

It never changed, as Felix grew up over the years, he kept his habit.

' Hyung! Hyung! '

9-year-old Felix called out. Minho turned around mid-way with a sigh, closing his eyes.

' Boop! '

Minho scrunched his nose as Felix went away, prancing off to heaven knows where.
No seriously, no one knew, not even the author bcuz she doesn't even know what she is writing. She needs magic potion.

He carried on with his work, hoping maybe a little later it will vanish, somehow? Anyhow?

Right?

....

>.<

Wrong Again!

Instead of vanishing over the years, his habit advanced to a new level. He wouldn't bother calling out to Minho. Just randomly do it and walk out.

' Boop! '

Felix called out and ran away. Seriously what satisfaction does this boy get with my nose? Was all that Minho questioned.

Idrk Minho, maybe it is because I am in my soft hours?

As days went on, this continued and continued. Minho gave up on thinking this will vanish.

>.<

Another few years had passed, and Minho had made friends, yes, the introvert had friends, out of which, Changbin was his best frendo.

Yes, i am breaking the fourth wall by presenting my ship dynamics, try me! *incoherent angry hissing noises*

Felix never bothered to check on in his life but he kept boop-ing his brother's nose oftentimes. Minho had just given up questioning him and let him do what he wants.
Changbin often used to be around the house and saw this. He noticed how his nose used to scrunch up and a graceful smile on his face.

Jealous much. Hmph. Wait I am writing this....? Fml-

One fine day, bcuz the author suddenly remembered how every story in the goddamn textbook used to start when Changbin and Minho were cuddling(as best frendos), he suddenly tapped his nose, catching him off-guard. He looked at Changbin weirdly, judging his best friend.

Changbin looked at him weirdly as well and signalled him to watch whatever they were watching on the TV. Maybe doing that was not a good idea, we don't share the same type of bond anyway. Changbin convinced himself and made a mental note, to continue their friendship without repeating the same mistake again. Not wanting to hurt the sunshine boi and the cat butler again.

Felix noticed this and just had thoughts through his mind. What if maybe Minho didn't like it but pretended he did just because he was related to Felix? What if Minho was silently judging him too?

There were way too many 'What ifs..?' going on through Felix's little chickie brain and he went sad hours. :(. Literally. He gloomily dragged himself back to his room to call his 'emotional-support-kpop-boy' - as Felix called him - but to simplify it, his squirrel fren who shared the second half of the last brain cell among these two.

>.<

Minho had noticed over the days, Felix not only was gloomy. HE HAD NOT GOT ANY NOSE BOOPS!

Now that hurt Minho, he loved the little taps by Felix's smol hands. It was as if he and Felix had a silent understanding of the fact that small gestures hold greater love when done correctly. So why the sudden distance?

A few days passed and Minho was bugging Felix like an annoying fly. A cute fly but annoying nonetheless. Booping his nose very often, make the poor boy sneeze every single time. It was just fairy dust and sprinkles when he sneeze but no one likes sneezing so even he was getting kind of irritated.

So as on any casual day, with Felix on the couch and Minho tapping his nose making him sneeze 9 out the 10 times, his patience snapped. And so did he.

'Hyung, for the love of your cats, Stop touching my GoDdAmN NoSe! It's annoying!'

'Then why did you stop?'

'Stop what?'

'You know your habits'

'I don't know what you are talking about '

'You very well do, I have my eye on you boi, you think I didn't notice? How you deprived me of my little chickie brother's cuteness? Huh? How my infuriatingly cute brother has not booped my nose for the past what? 2 months? Huh? How dare you keep me, attention and affection deprived? You evil little chicken! '

By now, Felix had five things going on his mind.
1. Tape Minho's mouth shut
2. Smack him
3. Record this shit because it was hella good blackmail material
4. Call Bang Chan or Changbin for help
5. Call the mental hospital for immediate help for his brother who seemed to be going insane at the moment.

Speaking of the insane brother, he was still rambling. Even though these five options were swirling around in his head, out of instinct, he inclined his hand forward and booped Minho's nose. The latter's rambling came to a halt with a scrunched nose and saucer eyes.

The next Second, Felix was crushed in a hug and the one after, Minho was bouncing off the walls in happiness. It seemed they had switched roles but somehow, this encouraged Felix to return back to his habit of booping Minho's nose.

Lee Minho's nose was Lee Felix's property only. No one else was allowed to trespass near it. Not his friends. Not his partner. Not his children. No one.

That's what he told Minho, Narrated the whole Changbin thing that he witnessed, his thoughts and his maintained distance. All while pouting and whining. That's when he admitted, that the habit was his and belonged to no one else. Minho affirmed this fact because this was the speciality of their indescribable bond.

They went on good terms with Changbin as well - not like they fought or something but an unsolved topic always results in a grudge - and everything was good.

>.<

'Boop!'

'Idiot!'

'A SMART IDIOT!'

'You know nothing bruh'

'I know da greatest memes'

Felix stated proudly in a trot voice, pulling a derp face right after. Minho sighed.

'Only heaven knows how Jisung handles your hyper ass when he is on a sugar rush 24/7 without having sugar'

'I could say the same for you and Changbin. Imagine two tsundere sassy bitches in a relationship, yikes!'

'Fair enough'

'Of course Darling, my existence is fair enough for this world'

'Oh really? I thought it was meant for my tickles!!'

'DASHI RUN RUN RUN! I AM OUTTA HERE!YEEHEET!'

'Get back here, you chicken!'

Minho tackled him down and tickled him, Jisung and Changbin walked in to see Minho, who was sitting on Felix and tickling his sides while Felix was screaming his lungs out.

'Do we really love them?'

'I mean, that's why we handle their antics ya know? Love is about vulnerability.'

'Aite, enough philosophical shit, I know you write some hella good BL drama-level lyrics but right now, you handle your idiot, I'll handle mine'

'Right, handle the idiot squad before they break something- nevermind'

The vase, which contained the fake flowers - that Felix and Minho both watered for 2 years till Chan told them it was fake - which was a gift from Chan, fell down, shattering into pieces and the flowers on the ground.

Somewhere, in the other corner of South Korea, where Chan's apartment exists, he felt his right eye twitch and sudden pain in his neck.

'Okay, time for babysitting, expecting a call in 3...

..... 2

...1!'

*Baibaeyyyyyyyy,네게 반해버린 내게 왜 이래*

' CHANNIE HYUN-'

'On my way, please shut your trap'

'GOD BLESS YOU WITH MORE SLEEP!'

'nO-'

>.<

That's it for this oneshot, justice for Bang Chan lmao, I hope he isn't stalking me or I would wanna bury myself sksksk. But yea, that's the end of the oneshot yay

So a little back story on this is Felix is me irl while my dad is portrayed as Minho in this oneshot(i changed the trope a little because my ship dynamics didn't suit the father-child thingy properly) but yea, I randomly boop his nose, he smiles, boops mine and then we don't say a word but if someone else had to boop his nose, then... The story is smth like...

*angry shooky noises*
Le my dad: so you have chosen violence *le devious derp smirk*

Yea, that's TMI but whateves I am an inno bean uwu

With that being said, I hope you like it, let me know if you find any errors or offensive words/statements/basically anything that doesn't sit well with you and I will work on not repeating the same mistake. I don't need hate comments so please understand the fine line between criticism and hateful/malicious comments uwu

I'll see you in the next update uwu
~Love
Sopeistheship

Words(not including the author's note): 1428