Na Jaemin, 2m ago
Important Discussion Regarding Club Condoms

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"don't open it! what if it's a dick pic?!"

"it's not a dick pic," hyeri shouted back, resisting the urge to laugh at renjun's panicky face.

"how do you know?!"

"i'm, like, 72%—"

"seventy-two percent?!" renjun screamed, and hyeri howled in laughter, nearly spilling the melted frosty in her cup holder as she flopped around in her seat. with a long, exasperated sigh, renjun covered his face with his hands and said, "tell me how big. for research purposes."

still giggling, hyeri opened the email.

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Na Jaemin, 3m ago
Important Discussion Regarding Club Condoms

Class President,

I was contacted by the student, Min Hojin, who first inquired about "condoms" as a prize for this year's fundraiser (email attached above). As you can see, he is in contact with an employee at a condom factory willing to make a specialized order of condoms for the Health and Wellness team with our club names and logo on the wrapper.

While I am fond of the idea, I do not have the power to accept the proposal. Thus, I am sending it over to you.

If you could, please contact Hojin (via the email in the attachment) on whether or not he should go forward with this offer. He informed me that he has no later than Sunday evening to reply, so I urge you to get on it.

Regards,
Na Jaemin
Health Awareness Club VP, Honors Student

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hyeri could taste blood on her tongue from how hard she'd bitten it while reading the email. it was so condescending she actually scoffed a few times.

"not a pic. just a dick," she huffed while tossing the phone to renjun. he read the email much quicker than she had and pressed a fist to his mouth in a failed attempt to quiet his laughter.

once he calmed down, he handed the device back to hyeri and took a sip of his soda. "disregard the fact that he's an ass and your mortal enemy. you have to say yes to that idea."

hyeri sighed as she finished her fries and wiped her fingers on a napkin. renjun was right; it was a good idea. a great one, even, that would definitely benefit both their clubs. she'd have to reach out to the wellness club's president, ki yeonwoo, but she doubted the woman would mind.

"it would promote safe sex..." she said with a sigh, and renjun cheered when hyeri texted yeonwoo. after lots of laughing texts and memes, the girl enthusiastically gave her support, and hyeri pulled hojin's email from the attachment.

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Yoon Hyeri, now
Specialized Condoms Inquiry

Hojin,

Do it.

Best,
Hyeri

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"blunt. i like it!" renjun said after proofreading the brief email. she figured the simpler the better, and hit send quickly after getting her best friend's approval.

hojin replied soon after with an outlook-generated response, but hyeri didn't mind. she and renjun collected and tossed their trash before buckling up and driving over to her apartment.

as an honors student, hyeri got a little dorm in a campus-owned apartment building that fit four completely separate living spaces. hyeri was lucky enough to live on her own, which meant renjun often spent more time at her place than he did at his own.

once they arrived, hyeri fiddled with her keys until finding the one to her front door and pushed it open with a heavy sigh. she couldn't wait to jump out of her heels and slacks, comfortable enough around her best friend that she didn't mind changing in front of him.

kicking his shoes off, renjun plopped down onto hyeri's couch and made himself at home. "what are we feeling?" he asked as he reached for the tv remote.

hyeri hummed from her room, the door open so he could hear her, as she searched her drawers for some comfortable clothing. "dexter makes me feel like a divorced woman in menopause."

"hm, same," renjun said as he flipped through the options. "supernatural?"

hyeri scrunched her lips to the side and tugged on a loose pair of grey sweats. "we just finished rewatching that show, jun."

renjun continued scanning shows until he landed on one with a gasp. "we never finished our tvd rewatch!" he exclaimed, and hyeri just barely had her t-shirt over her head as she jumped into the open spot beside him.

"what season did we leave off on?" she asked, and renjun winced. "... the one where elena becomes a vampire..."

they looked at each other for a moment before saying in unison, "next!"

after taking way too long to decide on a show, the best friends ended up rewatching the first season of grey's anatomy. some parts were difficult to get through, but it was one of the shows they never truly got sick of. plus, now that hyeri was learning some of the medical terms from her club, she was able to tell renjun when the cast did something right or wrong.

they both let out a dreamy sigh when derek appeared on the screen. "gosh," renjun mused. "if only i could intern at seattle grace. my tech support internship is so boring!"

he caught himself too late, snapping his head in hyeri's direction to find her clenching her jaw as she stared at the screen. "intern-shmintern," he tried to backpedal with a nervous chuckle. "they aren't everything."

but it was too late. hyeri's attention was far away from the show as she mentally relived the events leading up to her interview: finding the internship, sharing it with her teammate, and working with him to come up with and present the most effective way to earn one of the two internship spots.

sorry, the only internship spot.

a soft hand on her shoulder pulled hyeri from her thought, and she slowly glanced over to see renjun offering her a small but worried smile. "there will be others, hye. i promise."

she wanted to accept his words and move on, but she just couldn't. "i know. but no others will amount to the success this one would have given me. the doors it would have opened." it took every last bit of her sanity not to stand and start pacing as she continued. "i worked so hard. i deserved that spot—i earned that spot—and everyone knows it."

renjun's smile wasn't a happy one, and when he pulled her into a comforting side hug, she let him. hyeri let her head fall against his shoulder with a heavy sigh. "sorry. i know i should just get over it and move on, but..." she let out a breath mixed between a huff and a groan. "it's frustrating."

renjun softly patted the cushion between them, and hyeri pouted as she hopped closer and flung her head into her best friend's lap so he could play with her hair. "i hate him. not only is he the most annoying person on the planet, but he knows how to work people in ways i never will."

humming, renjun continued dragging his fingers through the ends of the girl's hair. "my poor bestie. want me to punch him for you?"

"would you?" hyeri asked as she blinked up at him with innocent eyes. "in the cock?"

they broke after that, renjun's surprised laugh setting hyeri off as well. she was glad for him, her anger melting away after only moments of lighthearted conversation with her best friend.

the two collected a large array of snacks and snuggled into hyeri's couch as they watched tv until eventually falling asleep against one another.

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need a bff like renjun fr