Melissa Hoon: *wearing a pair of dark blue jeans*

Sean Lamothe: Hey, Mel! Love your jeans!

Melissa Hoon: Thanks! I'm starring in the new Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants movie!

Me: The first one came out in 2005!

Melissa Hoon: That's right!

Movie Director: Melissa, you're supposed to be acting! Tell your friends to get lost!

Melissa Hoon: Yes, sir! Get lost, all of you!

Me: Fine! *walks away*

Joe Stobierski: The fame will probably get to your head, let me tell ya! *walks away*

This story was written on Monday, September 19th, 2022.

A/N Melissa is wearing jeans for the film! 👖 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.