5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

Iris: I would like a bacon cheeseburger, with ketchup, mayo, lettuce and tomato, and a banana Oreo cream shake, please.

Bob Kimball: I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, onions, and peppers, and a grape Fanta, please.

Floor: *littered with peanut shells, bacon bits, and ice cubes*

Patio: *tables smeared with ketchup and mustard stains, waiting to be cleaned up*

Iris: *drinks her shake only to realize its vanilla* This isn't banana Oreo cream! This is vanilla! I wanted banana Oreo cream!

Bob Kimball: Then, make a complaint to the staff.

Iris: *angry squabbling* I wanted banana Oreo cream!!!!!

Bob Kimball: Take it easy!!! Its no big deal!

Iris: *still squabbling incoherently*

Wesleyan Girl: *whacks Iris with a cartoon mallet* There! *goes back to eating her bacon cheese dog, and drinking her Cherry Hi C*

Iris: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her*

Girl Toddler: *runs towards Iris and squeezes her lips*

Iris: *getting her lips squished and is still out cold*

Woman: Come on, sweetie! Come with Mommy! *holding her bag of food and shake*

Girl Toddler: *follows her mother towards the exit by the patio*

Bob Kimball: At least she didn't burn to ash like Brandon did, when he didn't get his chocolate Oreo cream shake. 2022 has been quite a year.

This story was written on Wednesday, September 21st, 2022.

A/N Iris didn't have to flip out like that! She could have been more civil and asked for the right shake! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.