I hope people get the title first of all (or at least part of it)

Have you ever gone swimming (because I doubt many of you are competitive swimmers like myself) and someone dives in the water??? And

belly flops
so badly
that you just want to cry for them because
oh my gosh that hurts
so
frickin'
bad

Like today, three people just SMACKED the water while diving (it sounded like someone clapping) and there was just a collective, pained groan from every swimmer because THAT CRAP HURTS