I AM HURT AND ANGRY AND HUNGRY

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND WAS LIKE "LAST DAY HERE WONDER WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST???"

"HOLY CRAP!!! BOJANGLES BISCUITS?!?! WHOO-HOO!"

THEY'RE FREAKIN' SAUSAGE BISCUITS D:<

WHY DO I ALLOW MYSELF TO BE DECEIVED IN THIS WAY