I HATE SATURDAYS

I HATE SATURDAYS THAT TURN INTO SUNDAYS THAT TURN INTO MONDAYS

AND I HATE SATURDAYS THAT HAVE POORLY TIMED SWIM MEETS SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

AND I HATE SATURDAYS WHERE I CANT WAKE UP AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE BECAUSE OF A POORLY TIMED SWIM MEET SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

AND I HATE SATURDAYS THAT HAVE POORLY TIMED SWIM MEETS SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY THAT DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU QUALIFY FOR SECTIONALS AND YOU KNOW YOU DONT HAVE A FAST ENOUGH TIME TO QUALIFY

AND I HATE SATURDAYS THAT TURN INTO SUNDAYS WHICH CONSIST OF GETTING UP EARLY AND THEN FOUR HOURS OF HOMEWORK IN THE AFTERNOON

AND I HATE SATURDAYS WHERE I HAVE TO GET UP BEFORE 9 AM

GAH

FRIDAYS ARE BETTER