[Originally Battler's Bloopers 17]

Shadow: Would Suzanne or Trevor win in the next fight?

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Suzanne and Trevor. Chatzy chose: Trevor

Shadow: What?! 

Shadow: Try again. 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Suzanne and Trevor. Chatzy chose: Suzanne

Shadow: Probably. 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Shadow and Verdauga. Chatzy chose: Shadow

Shadow: Well duhhh 

Shadow: She has the experience of two siblings

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Blue and Ripper. Chatzy chose: Ripper

Shadow: Yeah, if they were in dino form when they fought. Would make sense

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Shadow, Ripper and Indy. Chatzy chose: Indy 

Shadow: The youngest sibling wins. 

Shadow: "That's not fair!" 

Indy: "Is too!"

Ripper: "Y'all please break it up." 

Ripper: "By the way Verdauga, Shadow has a pet name for you."

Verdauga: "Figures." 

Ripper: "She prefers to call you Greeneyes."

Verdauga: "Also figures" 

Verdauga: "What color eyes does she think she has?"

Shadow rolls eyes

Verdauga: "I'm not even going to ask."

Shadow: "Don't. I'll keep you wondering."

Shadow: "Greeneyes."

Hostess of Colosseum: Would the Emperor open his own harem?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Yes, No, Maybe and Why not?. Chatzy chose: Maybe

Hostess of Colosseum: Men, Women, or both?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Men, Women and BOTH. Chatzy chose: BOTH 

Hostess of Colosseum: BISEXUAL EMPEROR!

Hostess of Colosseum: Now hypothetically speaking: who would be a suitable candidate for a consort?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Dirlu D'or, Shadow, Eimy, Ryo, Stella, Hong, Sora Hasaki and Violet. Chatzy chose: Sora Hasaki

Hostess of Colosseum: Yes, the plot is thickening.

Hostess of Colosseum: Now who would be the candidate for Empress?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Patricia, Natalie, Akane, Nour, Eimy, Dirlu D'or, Shadow, Vilma VanDyke, Alexandra and Astrid. Chatzy chose: Akane

Hostess of Colosseum: Yes, Asians acknowledge the need to keep the bloodline pure. Gets slapped for racist stereotypes

Hostess of Colosseum: Chatzy, will AnuniMaestro become canon?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Yes, No, never gonna happen and you wish. Chatzy chose: you wish

Brandon: Should Rekēr be part of the Emperor's harem just for the fun of it?

Hostess of Colosseum: Sure, why not?

Hostess of Colosseum 🤣 

Brandon asked Chatzy to choose between yes and no. Chatzy chose: yes

Brandon: Hahaha 

Hostess of Colosseum: Now what to plot next with this arc?

Brandon: Breloq is not going to be pleased

Hostess of Colosseum: Nah-uh. 

Hostess of Colosseum: Imagine the employees and fighters trapped. 

Hostess of Colosseum: The losers imprisoned in cages.

Hostess of Colosseum: And Breloq helping you escape for the lolz.

Hostess of Colosseum: Then the backstory of Gilgamien's death revealed.

Hostess of Colosseum: Me: should be writing Ch 30 and epilogue

Hostess of Colosseum: What I'm doin: low battery

Brandon: Since Rekēr can make entrapments, she can imprison the minor and side characters and or the employees. She does on her account. And since she isn't fond of Breloq, she can be a double agent, and stay by the Emperor's side

Hostess of Colosseum: Ooooh, juicy! 

Hostess of Colosseum: Then Patricia be busy finding the Life Gem.

Brandon: She has her own methods of saving the people. Her tarot is the High Priestess, keeper of secrets.

Hostess of Colosseum: And Vilma would flip off the Emperor for not making her Empress or something petty like that.

Hostess of Colosseum: Now for the concubines...

Brandon: She will interfere with Breloq's actions. The Emperor can take more interest in Rekēr when she traps the side characters and employees 

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Alma, Vilma, Geoffrey, Eimy, Dirlu, Patricia, Nour, Erica, Luna sisters, Lazo sisters and Quinn. Chatzy chose: Eimy

Faim: "Imma kill him!" 

Eimy: "Me 1st" Unrolls sleeves to fight.

Mewmi: "Let me claw him."

Brandon: Chatzy, will Rekēr break the blood contract in the collab trilogy?

Brandon asked Chatzy to choose between she will and she will not. Chatzy chose: she will not

Shadow: Will Blue attempt to call Verdauga Greeneyes?

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yep and nope. Chatzy chose: nope

Brandon: Chatzy has spoken. This side story will not have effects on Ryan's main story

Shadow: Oh 

Shadow: Will Verdauga be ok with Shadow calling him that?

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yeah and no. Chatzy chose: yeah

Shadow: OH 

Mewmi: Chatzy, will the collab become a smash hit someday?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes, No and highly doubtful. Chatzy chose: Yes

Shadow: Eek 

Mewmi: DON'T GIVE ME FALSE HOPE!

Mewmi: DON'T YOU DARE LIE TO ME!

Shadow: Hehe 

Mewmi: Will it be by Wattpad, ebook, physical copy, or by Webtoon?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Book, ebook, Wattpad and WEBTOON. Chatzy chose: WEBTOON

Shadow: Wonder if Suzanne x Trevor might happen soon. 

Mewmi: Well that makes more sense.

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and maybeeeee. Chatzy chose: no

Shadow: Oh bananas 

Shadow: Will it happen later?

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and could be. Chatzy chose: no

Shadow: Awwww 

Shadow: In another episode? 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and could be. Chatzy chose: could be

Shadow: Smirk. 

Shadow: Collateral or Collapse? 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between Collateral and Collapse. Chatzy chose: Collateral

Shadow: Oooo. 

Shadow: Will Blue react to Verdauga being fine with his "pet name" 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between yes, actually no and TOTALLY. Chatzy chose: TOTALLY 

Shadow: Haha

Shadow: Would Suzanne and Trevor get into a big fight soon?

Mewmi: Will Chris and Stella hook up?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: Yes 

Mewmi: Will Astrid and Alexander break up?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: Yes

Mewmi: Will Alma and Ryo hook up? 

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: No

Mewmi: Will Melon and Blade break up?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: Yes 

Mewmi: Only the elves will remain the same. Now how am I going to make Chris and Stella meet each other?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Via Micah, Carina, by chance and at the infirmary. Chatzy chose: at the infirmary.

Mewmi: That explains it. 

Mewmi: "Will I meet my mate?" 

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and sorry but no. Chatzy chose: no

Mewmi: What will cause Astrid and Alexander's break up?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Chris, One of Mirror's sons, Logan and the drone. Chatzy chose: Logan

Mewmi: Logan's obsession for the Rave parts will cause a rift in the relationship.

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between yeah and no. Chatzy chose: yeah

Mewmi: Now for the real question: what will cause Melon and Blade's break up?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Grim, smth/some1 from Blade's past, "" from Melon's past, Scale and Vilma. Chatzy chose: Vilma

Mewmi: Was it Grim's idea? 

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: No 

Mewmi: So Vilma planned it. Why?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Because she hates blonde bimbos and why not?. Chatzy chose: Because she hates blonde bimbos

Mewmi: That explains her disdain for Patricia and June.

Mewmi: Will she hate Alexandra for being blonde too?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes, No and Obviously!. Chatzy chose: No

Mewmi: Will she hate her for her green eyes?

Mewmi asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: No

Vilma answered: Stabbing

Chatzy closed the question after 50 responses: 11:05 PM

What is your favorite way to kill someone? (Feel free to add your own. MUAHAHA!!!)
Bishounen 13 tkl.artistt, til.artist, Juuzou, …
Tickling To Death 5 Chloe, Ryo, choco, Ratu, …
All of the above and more 5 zhoi, Glen, NatTheRat96, Annabell, …
Shooting 4 Stella Spacey, Ryan, Dirlu, Felix With love! 4 Joon, Yoshiyuki Matsukata, Byrr-Abang, Maggie
Roundhouse Kick 3 Ximo, Faim, Herring Ja
Drowning 3 Piros, Sardin, Mewmi
Stabbing 3 Vilma, Carina, Eimy
Poisoning, Drowning Slowly, Then Eating 2 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀, Jinx
Hammering 2 Baci Llus, Brandon
Eating alive 2 Samm, Sunny
Poisoning & Drowning 1 Violet
Desintegrating 1 Micah Araganism
With the Elements 1 Tantetra
Strangling 1 Ruben II

Vilma: "Wow" 

Vilma: "I should get Geoffrey to make a poll like this one."

Vilma: "So what did I win?" 

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between A trip to Puerto Rico, A Mercedes Benz, a new hobby and a boyfriend. Chatzy chose: A Mercedes Benz

Vilma: "About time I get something worthwhile!"

Vilma: "Now where was I? Oh yeah, I only hate presumptuous blondes and do-gooders. They piss me off."

Vilma: "Plus, I refuse to be anyone's second option. I don't care if it's an Emperor, a Billionaire or a self proclaimed sex god. I have standards. Deal with it!"

Vilma: "One of the things I loathe is couples who show PDA."

Vilma: "It pisses me off to no end, so I cockblock out of spite." 

Vilma: "I only back off when I'm given chocolate, or hazelnut spread."

tkl.artist: damn vilma 

tkl.artist: Who hurt you bb

Haeji: The sequel with the children will probably be a slice of life

Haeji: And comedy

Brandon: And a bloody massacre 

Brandon: A. Comedic, horrifying slice of life! 

Shadow: Haha

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between Murdoch, Life, Dysfunctional upbringing, bullying and all of the above. Chatzy chose: Dysfunctional upbringing

Vilma: It all started when I was an innocent little lamb...

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between Domestic violence, favoritism, child abuse and abandonment. Chatzy chose: abandonment

Vilma: "My daddy dearest was a..."

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between alcoholic, drug addict, wife beater, pedophile, absent parent and gambler. Chatzy chose: pedophile

Hostess of Colosseum: "Chatzy no! What the hell were you thinking!? This is a PG-13 crossover."

Vilma: "...he would buy me sweets at the gas station. And late at night he would come to my room and give me a present."

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between "Don't tell your mother", "It'll be our little secret" and "You know daddy loves you.". Chatzy chose: "You know daddy loves you."

Vilma: "He said." 

Vilma: "How was I supposed to know. You have a vivid imagination, it was a terrible nightmare. No one believed me"

Vilma: "My mother was a..." 

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between hooker, housewife, alcoholic, drug addict, gambler and religious fanatic. Chatzy chose: alcoholic

Vilma: "She was too wasted to care." 

Vilma: "She'd give me away for a shot of vodka if given the chance."

Vilma: "At the age of..." 

Vilma rolled a die with 12 sides. The die showed: 2

Vilma: "Or was it 3? I don't quite remember how long that was going on."

Vilma rolled a die with 12 sides. The die showed: 5

Vilma: "But I did remember that she grabbed a liquor bottle and smashed it in my dad's head."

Vilma: "In my ignorance, I thought she was the bad guy because she would go out in bars with her friends and left me alone with him."

Vilma: "I thought that he really loved me, y'know. He treated me like a little princess until my sister came into the picture."

Vilma: "I was..." 

Vilma rolled a die with 18 sides. The die showed: 17

Vilma: "And she was..." 

Vilma rolled a die with 16 sides. The die showed: 14

Vilma: "Sure, she was younger, prettier, bustier, taller. What about me huh!? Wasn't I good enough for you! Dad!"

Vilma: "Thelma was a..."

Vilma asked Chatzy to choose between blonde bi*ch, curvy c**t and spoiled sow. Chatzy chose: curvy c**t

Vilma: "with blonde hair, blue eyes, rosie cheeks. They both can shove it for all I care."

Vilma: "I started drowning my problems with alcohol like Mitch. That's the nickname I had for my mum."

Hostess of Colosseum: "I think that's enough for today. Note to self: Don't let Chatzy make backstories either."

Brandon: Chatzy is MVP in background making

Hostess of Colosseum: Vilma's father was actually a...

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between drug addict, alcoholic, wife beater and gambler. Chatzy chose: drug addict

Hostess of Colosseum: Nope. 

Hostess of Colosseum: Scratched that, they were negligent parents.

tkl.artist: HeyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYy

Hostess of Colosseum: Chatzy, should I write an epilogue?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Yes and No. Chatzy chose: Yes

Hostess of Colosseum: It's official. The epilogue will come out in April...

Hostess of Colosseum rolled a die with 30 sides. The die showed: 22

Hostess of Colosseum: 10-22 by that time.

Hostess of Colosseum: And Collateral will begin by… 

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between June, July, August, September and October. Chatzy chose: August

Hostess of Colosseum rolled a die with 30 sides. The die showed: 2

Hostess of Colosseum: Depending if Johnathan, SolaMoo, the Luna sisters, and S Penumbra are still active by that time.

Hostess of Colosseum: If.

Hostess of Colosseum: It's no secret that Anaya, Glen and Sky are AWOL by now.

Hostess of Colosseum: I get that Glen and the others have jobs.

Shadow: Yeah. 

Shadow: Let me ask Chatzy if I should reach out to Anaya AGAIN 

Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between reach out, don't and who knows what you should do. Chatzy chose: reach out

Shadow: Oh boy sweating

Hostess of Colosseum: If Anaya has no intention in participating for the sequel, June will become roadkill.

Hostess of Colosseum: Sky's OCs are more or less fleshed out.

Hostess of Colosseum: Phixa still has plot potential. 

Hostess of Colosseum: Alexandra is somewhat defined, unless SP is still interested in fleshing out her OC a lil more.

Hostess of Colosseum: Ryo and Nulekai is a work in progress. If Glen has any ideas for how their character arcs should end, if not, Brandon and I will get CREATIVE. Like geniuses. 

Hostess of Colosseum: I'm still impressed that the collab won 1st place despite the inconsistencies: the employees barely make an appearance. Side characters are barely fleshed out. 

Hostess of Colosseum: The competitors are mostly the MCs so that's logical.

Hostess of Colosseum: It would be an interesting take if some of the matches took place in some of the MCs worlds.

Hostess of Colosseum: Chatzy, should I update Stella's story or post Faim's story on Wattpad?

Hostess of Colosseum asked Chatzy to choose between Update Stella Spacey and post Faim's story. Chatzy chose: post Faim's story

Faim: "I don't know if I should be flattered or scared?"

Stella Spacey: "One of us! One of us!"

Maggie: "One of us! One of us!"

Herring Ja: "I feel sorry for you, pal. Scarlet has waited ten years for her debut and she'll have to wait another 10 at the rate Nat posts her stories."

Stella Spacey: "My story is currently at the 1st part of Chapter 1."

Maggie: "I'm currently on Chapter 3 on my end."

NatTheRat96: A.S.H. is on the draft, forgotten.

NatTheRat96: Barbara's Bizarre Voyage= On Novelette status and weeping for an update.

NatTheRat96: High Heels: Clamors for attention.

NatTheRat96: Age Before Beauty: "Hello? 🎶~ Is it me who you're looking for?🎵"

NatTheRat96: "🎶~I'm the 1st novel that u wrote, but you're tablet chipped away and became unrecharge-able~🎵

NatTheRat96: "I still have chapter titles screenshotted."

NatTheRat96: AIAA: "So when's chapter 8 getting posted?"

Faim: "A second thought, don't."

Faim: "Save your energy for the epilogue."

Faim: "And I'll save my energy for the Tryout."

Haeji: Wait, we don't need to kill characters if their creators aren't here. We can just create a different ending for them.

Haeji: Plus, it would be too depressing if we kill 3 main charas..

Haeji: Just give em to me, I can create endings for them

Haeji: My brain: *OH YES! WE’LL MAKE THEM END UP WITH SOMEONE ON MY SIDEEEE! MUHAHAHHAHA

Brandon: A good story requires emotional scenes including depressing ones.

Brandon: We'll give them a meaningful demise...maybe

Faim: I'm trying to take a break from the collab.

NatTheRat96 left this message 2 hours ago:2:12 PM

NBC news:

-Mentions the Nassau Coliseum
-Then shows a clip of the Stadium Collapse.

Even the news is reminding me of the collab.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

NatTheRat96: THIS: is why I need to stay away from the collab for a while.

Brandon: Ah, yes. Our characters raided the planes of reality!

Maggie: [CHOOSE PROLOGUE FOR COLLATERAL...]

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Patricia's backstory, Life Gem Story, Juuzou's bandage scene and player POV. Chatzy chose: Juuzou's bandage scene

Maggie: [FOLLOWED BY...] 

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Redemption Round, WORD GAME SCENE, Rēker's debut and Emperor's infiltration. Chatzy chose: Redemption Round

Maggie:  [NEXT...]

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between WORD GAME FLASHBACK, TENT SCENE, GLADATORIUM TRYOUT SCENE and Rēker's debut. Chatzy chose: GLADATORIUM TRYOUT SCENE 

Maggie: [LATER...] 

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Carina's capture, Buid scene, Deity debacle and VilGrim. Chatzy chose: Buid scene

Maggie: [FINALLY...] 

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Emperor TAKEDOWN, Imprisonment, Mirror Offspring and Durogudu warriors. Chatzy chose: Mirror Offspring

Maggie: How will the fight w/ Sora & DD play out?

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Saw spells, Claw clobbers and Sora teleports. Chatzy chose: Sora teleports

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Sora summons, Saw spells and Claw clobbers. Chatzy chose: Sora summons

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Claw clobbers, Saw spell combo and Sora slays. Chatzy chose: Sora slays

Maggie: Claw's head regenerates.

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Claw breathes fire, Saw spell combo and Sora teleports them out. Chatzy chose: Claw breathes fire

Maggie: Sora summons shield

Maggie: Saw's spelling combo 

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between (petrification), (evanescence), (vertigo) and (exsanguination). Chatzy chose: (evanescence) 

Maggie: Saw sees Sora's pendant.

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Claw clobbers, Saw spells and Sora loses. Chatzy chose: Saw spells 

Maggie: (Reversal) 

Maggie: Then… 

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between (petrification), (vertigo), (exsanguination) and (umbra). Chatzy chose: (exsanguination)

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Sora decapitates them both, Claw clobbers and Saw stares. Chatzy chose: Saw stares

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Claw berates Saw, Claw clobbers Sora and Sora decapitates them. Chatzy chose: Claw clobbers Sora

Maggie asked Chatzy to choose between Sora is defeated and Sora cuts their pendants. Chatzy chose: Sora is defeated

Maggie clapped slowly. "Bravo." Then Maggie stood up, "you finally helped the host write the boss fight."