This collab is with the amazing Nyamiyako123 and it's Phan Fluff!!!

Third person~

'Holy fuck,' were the two words that came to the brown curly-haired male's mind as he entered the coffee shop that he visited frequently. A tall, glasses-wearing male caught his attention as soon as he stepped inside the warm but overly crowded coffee shop.

Phil was overwhelmed from the busy lunch coffee rush of that day, huffing. He looked like a vampire with how sparkly he was from his sweat. He looked over at the door, when he heard the bell ring, his heart racing as he saw the curly haired male. "U-Uh... hi... Welcome to... (Chili's) Uh... fuck. What's the name of this shop?" He asked himself and the mocha-eyed male in front of him.

The shorter male couldn't help but giggle, reading the taller man's name tag. "Well, Phil, the name would be Dazzle and Pizzazz coffee shop." He spoke, almost like a person of royalty would, remembering the name since he went there everyday when he got out of school.

Phil snickered. "Funny name," he commented. "Pretty sure they don't sell pizzas here since it is a coffee shop." He coughed and cleared his throat, smiling warmly as if nothing happened. "So a table for one?"

Dan smiled and nodded, fiddling with his bag. Phil turned around, heading towards the tables. "Follow me," he said, walking away. Dan followed him behind, looking around the familiar place and at the new decorations.

Phil walked past all of the chatting couples, apologizing if he bumped into them. He got Dan a table in the corner and smiled at him. "Here you are." He bowed as if Dan was royalty while the smaller male took a seat. "So what can I get started for you?"

Dan let out another giggle, smiling at the goofy male. "I'll take a espresso please."

Phil nodded and smiled more, adjusting his black glasses. "Will that be all?" He asked softly, writing down what Dan had asked for.

Dan thought for a minute. He heard his stomach growl lowly and his cheeks dusted pink.

Phil's lips curled up in amusement as he watched the British man grow flustered at the small low growl coming from his stomach. "I-I think I'll take a double chocolate chip cookie."

Phil nodded, filling out the rest of the order on his small notebook, scribbling in his customer's orders. "And will that be all?"

Dan nodded and smiled, setting his bookbag next to him. "That will be all Phillip."

Phil chuckled and smiled more, putting his pen and notebook away. "I'll get that right away."

Dan shot a quick smile at him before Dan watched as he went to the counter, showing the barista Dan's order.

The barista pointed to a direction, making Dan slightly confused. He watched as Phil gave the barista a thankful smile and walked to the direction the barista pointed to.

Phil grabbed a small multicolored plate that was stacked on the black counter and grabbed one of the vanilla colored tissues, placing it neatly over the small plate.

Phil got Dan a double chocolate chip cookie and went back to the barista, still holding the plate. "Hey. Can you do that cool design thing on the espresso? The type with a heart?"

Dan sighed softly and dug through his black bookbag, finding his drawing pad and colored eraseable pens. He opened to a blank page and started doodling, humming softly.

The barista placed the espresso on the counter. "'Ere ya go mate," the barista said, pointing to the heart designed espresso that sat on the counter. He smirked. "Go and get yer man!"

Phil blushed at the barista's words but shook it off. "Thanks," Phil said to the barista as he took the espresso.

He took deep breaths before turning around and began to walk up to Dan confidently. He repeated the pieces of advice and pick up lines that he remembered researching about on the internet and made sure that he didn't mess up.

But it seems that his own two legs hated him because they twisted and made him slip, causing him to accidentally bend forwards and spill the hot drink all over Dan.

Dan let out a squeak and hissed in pain, standing up. His drawing pad was now soaked and so were his clothes.

Phil's eyes widened and he quickly ran to get towels, but again his legs seemed to hate him as he slipped and fell. He groaned and rubbed his head, looking up at the shorter male.

Dan blew on his shirt and tugged on it to cool it down. Dan sighed as he felt his clothes finally cooled down.

Phil stood up, using the table as a support to help himself up. His legs wobbled a little as he nearly slipped into the puddle of espresso.

He looked at the mess, gulping as he felt guilty for spilling the espresso all over Dan. "I-I am so s-sorry," Phil apologised.

Dan looked at Phil and smiled softly, helping the wobbly male up. "It's okay..." He noticed a bit of espresso on the older male's cheek and giggled. He kissed his cheek, getting the warm drop off. "You had espresso on your cheek."

Phil's cheeks warmed up and he went extremely flustered. "U-Uh..."

Dan picked up his bag and cookie, taking a small piece of paper and one of his pens out. He wrote his number down, putting his name above it. 'Daniel but people call me Dan ;P

xxx-xxx-xxxx' He handed it to the flustered male and smiled. "Call me. Or text me. Just not while I'm at school."

Phil took the piece of paper and stared at it, dumbfounded. "U-uh..."

He froze when he saw Dan wink at him. "I'll see ya later Cutie~" Dan walked out of the coffee shop. As soon as he reached outside, he turned around to see Phil freaking out.

His lips curled into a smirk and he parted them, letting out a small chuckle.

Phil quickly clocked out, after cleaning the mess he made of course, and went outside, seeing Dan still there. "Were you... watching me?"

"What can I say? You're adorable!"

Phil grew red. "I-I" Dan smiled at Phil innocently.

"I'm not adorable!" Phil protested. Dan smiled widely in response.

Dan giggled and smiled more. "Fine. You're hot."

Phil blushed darker and bit the inside of his cheek. "Then you're... beautiful!"

Dan was frozen by Phil's words. A blush slowly crawled up and on his pale cheeks. "N-no I'm not!"

Phil grinned. "You are," Phil teased in a singing voice.

Dan blushed darker and covered his face.

"Awe... is the beautiful baby blushing?"

Dan shook his head.

Phil giggled. "Now who's blushing?" Phil teased, sticking his tongue out childishly.

Dan looked at Phil and stuck out his tongue at him.

Phil chuckled and smiled. "Wanna go grab some food or something?"

Dan nodded and smiled. "Malteasers!!!!!"

Phil shook his head. "I meant something like pizzas..."

Dan frowned and stuck his bottom lip out, whining.

Phil awed, resisting the urge to kiss Dan's pout.

Dan pouted more.

Phil folded his arms and pretended to think. "Okay..." he said, sighing dramatically.

Dan looked at Phil. "You can have Malteasers... but we're having Chinese take out."

Dan squealed happily. "Yay!!!"

"But."

Dan stopped squealing. "What?"

"I want a kiss."

Dan blushed furiously and giggled nervously. "A-a kiss?"

Phil nodded. "Right-" Phil pointed to his soft, ruby lips. "Here." He puckered up his lips and closed his eyes, waiting for Dan to kiss him.

Dan bit his lip and wrapped his arms around Phil's neck, quickly kissing him.

Phil smiled and wrapped his arms around Dan's waist.

Dan squeaked as he felt Phil's hand against his ass. He cleared his throat and looked at Phil. "Malteasers and Chinese?"

Phil chuckled and nodded, giving Dan's ass a cheeky squeeze before pulling away and grabbing the smaller's hand gently.

"To Tesco!" They yelled out at the same time, heading off together.

~Fin~