Okay, guys, actual authors notes will be in bold, jokes about others notes will not be in bold. I just want to clarify THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE. I don't want to offend anyone and if you think this is hurtful in anyway, please let me know and I will instantly take it down. Okay? Great, on with this crack fic 😊

Your POV

I wok up and saw my alarm clock which doesft work OH NO IM LATE I screamed grabbing some toast and running out door cuz my non existent neghbours dont care if i scream rly loudly when theyre trying to sleep

"BYE MOM" I yelled to mi nonex i stent fanfiction mother

"Bye (y/n)"

It was a good thing Im in a world of fiction or I would haf to worry about smelling bad or going to school in my pjs but author is lazy and not going to write that

I got to UA wow UA I said there are lots f heros here yay and I walk inside and looked for my classroom 1-A

I walked inside and saw ppl they all smiled and wavd and I saw 1 boy with strange half and hafl hair he smilef and waved at me

"Hi im adorable and powerful and hafe Daddy issues"

This boi was rly good looking his left side was shit and frosty with a blue eye and his right side had red hair and a brown eyes he was tall and his voice was quiet sexy and deep and he was smiling nicely at me

*blushes >o<* "ok"

we had a quirk test and my quirk is very powerful I hav electricity and I didn't evn want two try but i jst sort of ended up beeting every1 bakugo not happy he jealous

"(Y/N) YOU SCUM DIE DIE DIE IM BETER"

Todoroki stared at me but idk y

Todoroki POV

I stared at (y/n), her (h/l), (h/c) blowin in te breeeeze, her pale skin shining, her (e/s), (e/c) eyes looking at me eyes. She is beautiful evn tho in reality ur just bored anime trash

Le timeskip to lunch your pov

I was sitting with Uraka and ida and deku at lunch and I couldn't stop looking over at todoki he is cute and I don't know y I keep staring I tried to ignore it and eat my lunch

Le timskip to after school and the walk home

After skool i walked home

Le timeskip to the next day

I walked into class and Aizawa sensei was being mean "Ur all useless go die" that was mean

"Aizawa sensei ur mean" we said

"Shut up u failurs im going to see my bf Present Mik now by" (a/n AHHHH MY SHIP like seriously if this isn't canon I'm actually going to kill myself it's so cute, they were like childhood friends and everything! That scene had me in tears, it was just so adorable! Okay, back to the story)

Aizawa POV

I walked out of the class to see my bf cuz I never give a shrimp bout anything

Ur POV

Aizawa sensei left and I start talking two Todoroki

"Hi" I sed

"Hi" he said

Hi (y/n) isnt it"

"Yeah"

"You are very powerful ur quirk is amazing"

"Oh no iz not"

"I know it's not, it's the same as that idiot Kaminari's but you're the reader so that makes it powerful"

"I wasn't even rly trying to beat everyone"

He laufed and smiled at me "you are very funny do u want to eat lunch tomorrow"

I smiled face goin red "yeah sure"

He smiled agin "that's great"

Why is my heart beating i don't like him

"Let's be frens"

"Ok"

Le timeskip to after the USJ Attack (A/n I'M SORRY GUYS I'M JUST FEELING REALLY LAZY I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW GOD)

The USJ attack was scary and I got hurt bad and Todoroki was worried about me it's been a few months and we are now good frends but thats all we are friends I don't like him

Tomura shigaraki came out of a portal haha (y/n) ive caught u he said

Oh no I said

Le timeskip to later in class

(Y/n) is not in school and I know shes been kidnaped its a good thing I can leave school whenever I want and the teachers wont care so I leave during the middle of english and walk out

"Hey todoroki where r u going" Urarararararaka asks

"Somefing bad has hapened to (y/n)" I say

How do you no? she ses

"Cuz i know"

I'm vry worried and I know then dat I luv her,

"Oh no ur right shes been kidnapped then"

The hole class turns around WUT?!?!?!?! They yell

"(Y/n) has been taken" I said

(A/N sorry guys I gotta go, my mom is being really annoying and making me clean my room but I'll be back really soon to finish the chapter! Okay, I'm back!)

"Omg how do u know"

"Ses not in school"

"Oh no ur right she has ben kidnapped we must safe him"

"Maybe she's at the dentist-" iida ses

"Shut up iiiiida I want to get (y/n) back" I yelled

"How about we tell the police or All Might as he is the number one hero and he's in the school, teaching, like right now-"

"No"

"Why?"

"Cuz this is fanfiction the adults don exist"

"Ok let's go" he says

Present Mic POV

Mah students left mah class and were talking bout someone being kidnapped but idc I guess

Yur POV

I woke up siting in a corner inside a bar room "oh no where am I" I said

"Haha ur at the leg of villans secret hidout cuz we wanna recurit you cuz u are the most powerfil"

Oh no I think

I am feeling very scared now in a room of villains and I dont want anyone t get hurt and I am very scared and I am afraid to say anything

"Bear my children" dabi says

"Eff off Dobby no one likes you" I yelled

"Ye shut up dabi" kurogeariri says

"Ur mean" he says crying. "Dabi is a free elf"

"ILL NEVER JOIN U GUYS I WANNA B A HERO"

I start cryin too cuz I im scared I want todoroki write now cuz he always makes me feel better I see his face in my mind and I blush

Wait why I am I blushing do I like him

No I dont

Boom boom boom sudenly a lot of people break the door down and then the building explodes and I pass out and everything goes black

Your POV

I wak up and see todoroki's face and start to cry cuz im happy too see him "oh todoorki I wus sacred"

"Its ok"

I see Kirishima and explosion boiiiiiiiiiiii and Urararararararararararararararararararaka and mineta and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiida and the rest of the class

I gasp "u all came to save me"

Durararaka smiles "ofc we did"

"Todoroki burns whole building down to save u the legue of villas is ded" the invisible girl says (a/n omg I love Toru so much and if you don't you're all stupid get a life you deserve to die)

"He did it to save u" Mina said (Mina is cool too but actually my waifu justbhas to be Toru because she's so cute, I was so happy they finally gave her the screentime she deserves in Make My Story, her little finger point at the end was cute! I actually have a Toru body pillow and I sleep on it and it's kind of weird because she's invisible lol! But my ultimate waifu is definitely Shinbou! And don't attack me, saying that's creepy because SHE'S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5000 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE SHE ONLY LOOKS LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Anyway back to the story!)

I gasp again "u killed them all to save me? Y"

"Cuz I love u"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!?!"

"I luv u (y/n) I had to tell you"

"Omg I love u too Todorokii"

"Lets date"

"Ok"

Person Walking On The Street's POV

I saw a bunch of kids dressed up in cosplay in front of a fire and a bunch of dead bodies but idc I have to buy my one piece its not mi job to call the polece

Ur POv

"Hi mom" I sad to my non existent fanfiction mother

"Hi darling how was school"

"I got kidnapped so I missed the first few classes"

"Ok just don't forget to do ur hw"

"Ok mom"

Your Mom POV

I told my kid to do her homework and made some tea

Your POV

I blushed as I jumped onto my bed I was now Todoroki's bf

Your Mom POV

I drank a cupof tea

Timeskip to graduation

"Were heros todororoki" I smile

"Yes let's get married"

"Ok"

Timeskip to years later

"Todoroki I'm pregnant"

"Yay"

"Lets nam our child Orokana Rēzun which mens beutiful child which I got off google translate"

"Ok"

"I luv u todoroki"

"I luv u (y/n)"

"Ok"

The end

Comments

There'sonlyacertainlevelofstupidityIcantake: Wait if the whole building burnt down, shouldn't she have died?

Reallyoverlyaggressiveauthorsama: Um nitpick much? Stop being so rude jeez

ThereisalotIcouldsayabouthisterribleficandyourterriblepersonalitybutIhavemanners: Oh I thought Dabi and Toga didn't come until season 2 or 3. Does this also take place after the Hero Killer events?

Reallyoverlyaggressiveauthorsama: Okay, I know, I know, Dabi and Toga and the rest don't come until the end of season 2 but THIS IS MY FANFIC AND ITS DIFFERENT OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE STOP ATTACKING ME

THE ACTUAL END

Guys I am so sorry I don't even know anymore

Shoot I forgot that everyone has had a traumatic childhood, so (y/n) should have one too oops oh well

Thanks for reading this I don't know why you did but thanks I love you for real 😂