ㅤㅤ"Come here napkin!" I called.

"Why are you calling me napkin!" Namjoon growled.

"Because you're a piece of sheet!" I argued.

"Hurt."

I glared my eyes to him. "Tell me what you did to my boy, Kim Dumbjoon!"

He smirked before he teleported closer to me. Too close that if I was alive I would surely feel uncomfortable. "Why do you care so much for that human? You're a big deal. You shouldn't be friends with alive people especially to a weak person like him."

I looked back at him without fear, "Who said we're pals? He still didn't accept my friend request yet."

"No one cares," He rolled his eyes before he offered his hand. "Just come with me, join our team and let's get so powerful together. Can't you see what I can do? Because of too much power I can do amazing things! I can turn into a living human if I want to and I can copy someone's identity too!"

"Was that the reason why you can drink and eat food?"

"Ah that." He chuckled. "I didn't actually intake it, that's why I always let you roam around the apartment so I can have my moment. I tossed those shit on the toilet when you're not looking."

"The blood?" I asked.

"Ah. I see that you're curious as to why I was bathing on blood earlier." He chuckled. "I am prepared every time, I always have fake blood with me just in case."

"Why did you even have to pretend you were hurt earlier? I almost believed you were really gone!" I narrowed my eyes.

"I thought you'll regret or shit but no," He rolled his eyes. "You were mercilessly killing me. I can't believe you can actually hurt me despite my face?"

I paused.

"That's because I know you're not the boy I want to protect with."

"Damn. I honestly studied Jimin's personality for weeks to make this plan works and you're still able to catch up? I thought I was intelligent enough."

"You should've dug about me too," I smirked. "I'm a genius."

"Hehe... Right. You're really impressive." He said. "You're really perfect for our team, Jayeon, you should join us and take over the whole world."

"I don't want to." I hissed.

"I'll just absorb your powers then," Namjoon fistfully tugged my hair. I was alarmed when his face was nearing me, "Are you nervous? This won't take a while."

"The fuck are you doing." I gritted my teeth.

"Can you do what I want this time?" He asked, wetting his lips. "Open your mouth for me baby girl..."

"I WILL END YOU."

"Such a good girl," He forced himself into me as my eyes widened in shock. His lips were only an inch away when I slid my leg on the side and kicked him with a force that made him let go. "Fuck! You're really stubborn! I'll make sure you're going to vanish this day!"

I smirked. "Sad to say but it'll be the other way around fuckface."

I manipulated the objects around us and made it stab to his back, he shortly teleported causing those things to go right through me instead. I almost got intimidated but I remembered souls cannot be hurt.

"I don't feel like I can win..." I spoke. "...But I don't feel like losing either!"

Namjoon snickered before he attacked me and aim for my head. I flipped my body and kicked him on his jaw. He didn't even protrude as he smirked and tried striking into me once again.

But I was sharp.

"Fuck! You did not—"

"Oh yes, I did," I retorted and cornered him between my legs.

For some reason I know he was more skilled in combats compared to me but I can't surrender easily. I need to at least prevent him from moving. "Can we like to stop for a second?"

"No time freeze."

"What a bitch," I grunted. Namjoon is great in opposing attacks, his only weakness is when I grip my fingers around his neck. He couldn't move. "Fuck I know we can't feel shit but bitch you're so fucking tall and you look fucking strong! The fuck you do in your free time asshole?"

"I told you I do pilates didn't I?" He answered.

"Ah shit. I'll try doing that too in my next life to have some advantage." As we were fighting, I controlled the phone secretly and dialed someone again. "Yah! Your fellow pretty ghost here needs your help!" I shouted. "Hurry up jebal juice a yo!"

"Who are you calling to, whore!" Namjoon asked when abruptly, someone appeared in the living room.

"Did someone call for a hero?"

Seokjin stood there elegantly while two more people walked on his side as they snickered.

"GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES."

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"Kim Namjoon," Seokjin called. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any anything questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time."

"Is no one going to tell me who the fuck is this?" Namjoon frowned.

"Oh fuck no, you just didn't ask who I am." He said, "I am a Grim Reaper bitch show some respect."

"Heol. You're finally doing your job!"

"Oh shut the fuck up I'm just here because my friend badly needs my help." He answered.

"Were you referring to me?" I blinked. SJ showed me a blank face before he rolled his eyes. "I didn't know that we're friends."

"I take back what I said." He spoke.

"I was joking bestie," I grinned. "Of course we're friends. Friends forever, motherfucker!"

"You heard that?" Seokjin laughed so loud. "Anyway, yeah my job was originally to guide souls but because of you all I am gonna do another job. Ugh just fuck all of you. I'll capture every single one of you motherfuckers and bring you to the world where you belong."

"Can I still land in heaven...?" Namjoon trailed.

"Not a chance, that face of yours seems dangerous," The reaper snapped. "You do not fit in there."

"Fuck." Namjoon bit his lip, "That's too bad."

"Now where's my award?" I asked the other two.

Heejin smirked, while Moonbin looked at me before letting out the information I needed the most. "Jimin hyung is in Osan."

These two were such a huge help. The time when we met before wasn't pure coincidence. That's why I probably felt strange when I saw them.

"Wow noona, you really have a superpower!" The boy clapped his hands as if he just watched an excellent strip show.

They already have an idea who I am.

They went there for me, not because of the band they were forming but me. They said that the three leveled ghosts are after the level twos, they already manipulated the level twos in their place so the bad bad guys roam around to other places. They heard my name come out of Namjoon's mouth so they strived to alert me.

The third level will try to lure us to join their group but if they don't want they will absorb their powers by forcing them.

They have to kiss.

"Unnie let's go to Daegu for a second, we'll give you something."

That day, Moonbin and Heejin offered me their walkie talkie so it's open 24/7 and will not have trouble connecting with me. But I told them that it's so out of style so I reached for my bestie, Kim Seokjin, and told him about the two. We communicate with each other by phone I used to own.

I realized it wasn't him the day I first hugged him. First, he doesn't act like that, second, the aura around him seemed to change, and most importantly, we can't touch each other and will never be. I've been trying it with him ever since, there's no way we're able to have a physical contact all of the sudden.

He's not my honey.

"LET'S GET TO OSAN!"

Seokjin grimaced at me when I shouted those words. "Girl the fuck? My earwax almost went out."

"Let's get there!" Moonbin echoed.

"Let's go!" Heejin yelled.

"We shouldn't go," Dumbjoon commented. All of us glared at him. "...I think we should go ASAP. Why are y'all being so slow come on!"

"Fuck why isn't it working," I attempted to teleport there but I can't. "Come on hoe, you can do this. Abra Ka Dabra! Let's go—"

"I think your power isn't as strong as that. We have no choice but to use a vehicle," Heejin announced.

"Hyung, you're a grim reaper though? Can you take us there?" Moonbin questioned the man next to him.

Seokjin frowned. "Excuse me? Do I look like public transportation for you? I can't take you there, I'll lose a lot of energy if I do."

"Aww, that sucks." He pouted.

"A vehicle? No problem!" I pointed out the van of Jimin's neighbor.

"Really." All of them looked at me, deadpanned.

I shrugged and teleported inside and turned it on with a smile.

"GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE GOING FIGHTING."

Namjoon has been bounded with handcuffs ever since the three arrived. He tried taking it off for minutes, we literally just watched him struggle out of it but it won't because it has tremendous power, Reaper said it was a sacred item like the Book of Spirits.

I noticed that he has been eyeing me as we travel to Osan. "You're really such a waste."

"Why do you have to kidnap them?" I screamed at his face.

The other souls let out a gasp.

"Everyone, my earwax just fell." Seokjin told us.

"TMI." Heejin gagged.

He looked at his back, since he's the driver, and narrowed his eyes at me for a second. "Why tf are you yelling again?"

"This fucker right here keeps getting on my nerves and we no longer have nerves? Bitch I can't describe it I just hate this man to guts!"

"Noona calm down," Moonbin said. The two were able to sit down the car because my bestie let them borrow some pillow to sit on.

The level one ghosts can only sit and stand to elements that aren't changing positions or any thing that isn't moving. I don't know what kind of pillow it was but they didn't get through it.

Seokjin out here being a whole Doraemon.

"My minions said Jimin and you are close so I grabbed the chance to hold him in captive and then you have no choice but to give your power," Namjoon answered my question.

I frowned. "Who the fuck are your minions bitch!"

"You don't have to know—"

"Where even are they, they could've at least backed up you but they aren't here!"

"...Bitch, you're right." His eyes widened in realization. "Those fuckers really left me all alone here!"

"Serves you right, Damnjoon," I exclaimed. "But I have to know who they are. I want to know who has been keeping an eye on me. I know for sure that the man who was following me last week is connected to you!" I screamed. He acted like he didn't hear me. "Tell me!"

"I'm not telling on ya." He answered.

"Unnie, I have an idea." Heejin showed me a knowing smile.

I immediately got it.

I went closer to Namjoon's ear and sang the lyrics of certain noise music. His face looked like he was in so much pain, he even slammed his head multiple times against the window. "FUCKING HELL! FINE!! FINE!! JUST STOP!!"

"Who?"

"They're Moon Taeil and Sohn Hyunwoo!"

I blinked.

My lecturers?

"Didn't you get weirded out when they enter the university effortlessly the moment you died? The Professors on your campus are all old except for the two." He explained. "I manipulated them."

"NOOOOOOOO! Mr. Moon was my favorite though! How am I supposed to live knowing he betrayed me!" I slumped back on my seat.

"Girl, you're already dead." Seokjin interrupted.

"Still."

Namjoon looked at my side. "I originally planned to kidnap your whole family but I can't! There's some weird shit that's protecting them. What the fuck did you do? You've got a long-lasting magic spell or something?"

It was because of the silver stone.

I didn't know that it was THAT powerful.

Thanks, Grandma, you the best.

The moment we reached the place, I saw that the level three ghosts were already waiting for our arrival. They wear hooded expressions and devilish smiles as they slowly approach us.

"Why are these fuckers just here..." Namjoon sighed disappointingly. "I'm hurt."

"LET'S GET IT!" Moonbin shouted.

Namjoon and I's team were fighting against each other. Since we are all ghosts, except for SJ, we can touch each other.

"Yeonjun! Hyojong! Watch out!" Someone yelled.

Moonbin was fighting with the two boys, he doesn't look serious though, he was actually smiling as he skips around, grabs their hands and breaks them in half.

"You're out of your mind!" One of his victims groaned.

"That's so sad, alexa play Psycho by Red Velvet." He smirked.

Yikes.

What a badass ReVeluv.

Heejin on the other hand was doing something on the floor. "What is she up to?" I frowned. I was amazed when she slid one of her foot, causing the ghost to trip, while her hand snapped the other ghost's neck.

"That's what you get for not stanning LOONA." She muttered. "And for kidnapping my Unnie's friends!"

I was gaping at them when someone choked me from behind.

"Who are you fighting for?"

"I'm fighting for him."

Hwasa smirked. "For who? The black or the pink one?"

I paused.

"...For both."

"Aww, you literally just said him. You were talking about one person," She smiled. "Sad to say that one of them is already on the brink of death, he will not last long."

"Who?!"

"I don't know Sicheng and Kai just told me. They were the one who was doing the torture," She laughed.

I was mad.

"I will end you!"

I nudged her side and broke her arms. I even grabbed her neck and slammed her to the ground. She was saying something about it but I didn't listen and just placed the powerful handcuffs to her.

One thing I've noticed about these ghosts is they weren't as wise as their leader.

"Woah love, you're scary!" Seokjin commented on the side. He was standing with the other six souls that he caught. "I like this side of you though..." He bit his lip.

"Are we doing the plan C?"

The other souls left were whispering to each other.

"Technically this would be plan E," Jeonghan answered.

"How many plans do we have though? Is there a plan J?" Donghyuck frowned.

"Yeah, but Namjoon gets executed on plan J," Hyuna answered.

"I like plan J." Mark smiled to himself.

BRUH.

Isn't he on his side?

You've got a traitor right here, dude.

"Kim Namjoon!" I shouted.

He was trying to run off thankfully the two best friends stopped him.

"Kim Seokjin!"

One of the ghosts he caught was about to kick him, but he swiftly dodges it and slapped that ghost's face really hard. "Oops, that's what you get when you try to disrespect me."

We were still occupied on fighting when a shout was heard somewhere.

"Jung Hoseok!"

Everyone paused.

"Park Jimin!"

Who's that person?

And are we doing a fanchant?

But we skipped someone though?

"Kim Taehyung!"

I shouted the name of my brother. I don't know, I just feel like it fits.

"Jeon Jungkook?"

Ha?

Someone was standing in the entrance with his companions. They have paddles and baseball bats with them.

I frowned. "What are they doing here?"

They looked at the scene and saw the other souls and Namjoon as well. Since the handcuffs are powerful, they lost their powers in the moment but they are still in human form. They aren't invisible.

"FIND THEM NOW!" Jungkook told his squad. His people moved immediately and wandered around the place.

"Ha! You're the rascal that tried to stop me before!" Namjoon eyes widened, looking at them.

"Yes I am the one and only handsome here who will stop you again," He replied.

"Excuse me?" Seokjin interrupted from the distance. "Who you be?"

Namjoon's nostril went huge. "You have the guts to follow me here."

"YOOOOO what's happening?" I asked, looking back and forth.

The two knows each other?

How did Coco knows this level three ghost?

"We've been searching for you for days! Why did you kidnap them?" Gguk asked, anger on his whole face.

He frowned. "I heard you're a gangster and tried to harass them before! Why do you care about those two now?"

"None of your business!" His voice boomed in the area.

BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA—

But seriously though? It's so unusual to see him act like that.