Colbae💕: hey

You: yes?

Colbae💕: how many tampons do you need..?
Colbae💕: there's a pack with 100 tampons
Colbae💕: will you need that many?
Colbae💕: holy Shit, there's packages with even more!

You: yes Colby... that's right. Just get ones with like 20 or something like that.

Colbae💕:okkkkay!

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You: you know that Hoodie you let me borrow a while ago?

Colbae💕: Yeah? What about it.

You: just letting you know, the only way you'll ever be getting that back is because it lost its sent.
You: I'd expect it back once it has your sent on it again.

Colbae💕: that's fine, only because when it comes back, it smells like you.
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Colbae💕: how do you kill your self w/o dying?

You: fall in love with someone, then watch them leave as they don't feel the same for you or aren't interested in you anymore... y?

Colbae💕: damn... that was deep

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Colbae💕: i'd rather see you in this..

You: colby there's nothing there :\
You: oh wait

Colbae💕: OH WAIT (note: he is mocking you)

You: that was really fucking smooth