With my feelings on fire

I guess I'm a bad liar

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"Hello?"

"Hi, are you West?" 

"No . . . this is Rolf." 

"Are you the guy Luna has been talking to on the phone?" 

"Wait . . . who are you again?" 

"I'm Sara. Her best friend." 

"Okay, okay, is she alright?" 

"Besides the fact that you brought up her childhood trauma, yeah." 

"Oh . . . crap. Where is she now?" 

"Do you think I would tell you?" 

"No." 

"Wrong. She's walking down Expelliarmus Avenue. But don't you dare hurt her or else I'm going to wrench your head off." 

"Okay, I promise." 

"Oh, and mind if you hand the phone to your mate on the way?" 

"West? Sure. Hey, West!" 

" . . . " 

"Hello?" 

"I'm going to kill you." 

"What did I do?" 

"I know it's you. You came every single day on Luna's duty and ordered coffeeful caramel frappuccino, right?" 

"Is it sin?" 

"Yeah. And now I know that you've been stalking her for Scamander." 

"It's actually—you know what? Forget it." 

"I'm still going to kill you." 

"Why are you so overprotective over her?" 

"That . . . is story for another time. We're not that close, West. Don't forget that." 

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"What is this girl?"