Heroine:Your name?

Doc. Just Doc.

Heroine:Age?

Doc:Sixteen.

Heroine:Where are you from?

Doc:The Village of the Clowns.

Heroine:Wattpad username?

Doc:Docdrills

Heroine:Your books?

Doc:Intersecting Parallels.

Heroine:What made you join Wattpad?

Doc:Because it's a fun place. And also because I'd get to be in the spotlight for a bit.

Heroine:What inspires you to write?

Doc:The disorientation and uncertainty the world holds and discussing workable theories and making it appealing for people to enjoy without making them apprehensive about the future.

Heroine:Favorite book on Wattpad and off Wattpad?

Doc:I don't have any favorite books, but I read a lot of comics. However, I highly recommend people to check out The Apothecary trilogy by Maile Meloy. It's a fast-paced narration with a cast of likeable characters that readers would certainly enjoy.

Heroine:Who's your favorite character in your story?

Doc:Quin Sallow. He's a misunderstood man, and he's got a dry sense of humor that people love to hate. I rarely play favorites since the next thing you know, they'd be after me with pitchforks and knives.

Heroine:When did you start writing?

Doc:Since when I was six years old.

Heroine:How do you come up with your titles?

Doc:Yeah, they require a bit of contemplation, so I'd say that I focus on personifying certain attributes to come up with such titles.

Heroine:Do you have a specific writing style?

Doc:Yes. My work features a lot of analytical and expository themes, along with argumentative styles. It's tough to wrap your head around it, but surprisingly they compliment each other really well and I'm proud of that.

Heroine:What's your gender?

Doc:Female.

Heroine:Describe your book in less than 100 words.

Doc:It's quite a challenge, but my book's about a bunch of fools clowning around in times of anarchy, deprivation and a crumbling nation, brought down to its knees because of the looming job crises, because humans needn't apply when you've got an endless supply chain of machines and bots.

Heroine:If you're writing a book about your life, what would be the title?

"Doc:The Birth of Anarchy" would be my answer.

Heroine:Do you see writing as a career or a hobby?

Doc:Neither. Besides, you can't predict how it would turn out. I'd be happy if IP finds its place in the world, be it on a bookshelf or in a folder in my computer. A manuscript never goes wasted.

Heroine:Who's your best reader in Wattpad?

Doc:It's me. I'm my own reader.

Heroine:Hahah huh!!!

Heroine:Who's the best writer in Wattpad?

Doc:Nobody is. We're all struggling to make it.

Some of us make the cut with overly pretentious titles. The others are subjected to the lower ranks, despite putting in a lot of work.

Heroine:How would you rate Wattpad on a scale of 1-100?

Doc:Negative three point five, because Wattpad's so called kitschy policies has its own gravitational force to expand the 1-100 scale to the negative infinities. Not great, not terrible.

Heroine:What are the challenges you faced as a writer?

Doc:I don't. I suck it up and I deal with it, if something's thrown in my way.

Heroine:Is there anything you'd like to do when you're writing?

Doc:I don't know. Like most kids, I listen to music, but programming helps too. It kicks in my creative juices.

Heroine:Who's your role model?

Doc:Niels Bohr. Man, did he try so hard to devise his atomic theory, only to be debunked by quantum crap.

Heroine:Hollywood or Bollywood?

Doc:I prefer neither. Both of them are toxic and poisonous. I'd rather start my indie branch of movies.

Heroine:Favorite movie?

Doc:I don't have favorite movies since I don't play favorites, but I enjoyed watching Interstellar. It was a really raw attempt at explaining the fourth dimension of time.

Heroine:Favorite series?

Doc:Probably Sherlock and Schitt's Creek.

Heroine:Favorite singer?

Doc:I don't listen to a lot of music, but I do like listening to k-pop and hip hop and hardcore rock. One of my all time favorite bands is AC/DC and I found it especially funny when my dad explained that these band members play electric guitar and AC and DC stands for alternating and direct current.

Heroine:Favorite actress?

Doc:Lara Pulver, probably. She played a fantastic Irene Adler in Sherlock.

Heroine:Do you like someone?

No. I absolutely loathe the concept of romance. It's disgusting and grotesque, and it only exists to keep humanity alive and kicking.

Heroine:Favorite outfit?

Doc:Collared shirts.

Heroine:iPhone or Android?

Doc:Who cares? They're obviously out to get your data, anyway, so you'll buy more crap.

Heroine:Flat shoes or high heels?

Doc:High heels make me look taller and I want to embody Shaquille O' Neal's height.

Heroine:Dream car?

Doc:I prefer a Chrysler Imperial, so I can take part in demolition derbies.

Heroine:Dream city?

Doc:I already live in one. The Village of the Clowns. It's called a "village" for the sake of aestheticity.

Heroine:Unforgettable day?

Doc:This is more of a vision into the future, if that makes sense, so I expect my unforgettable day would be the day when I conquer the planet. Quite.. literally, via brute force

Heroine :Describe yourself in one word.

Doc:I'm a jester.

Heroine:A message to your beloved parents?

Doc:I'm secretly a bot, and you have been duped by a stealthy underground organization.

Heroine:A message to your Wattpad readers?

Doc:Guys, where the frick are you?

Heroine:Cats or dogs?

Doc:Chimeras.

Heroine:Beef or chicken?

Doc:I don't possess a high metabolism to consume meat.

Heroine:Netflix or TV?

Doc:I'll pass. I'm not a fan of either. Although, TV comes with a few perks. It's pretty cool. I'd pick a regular boxy cable TV over that corporate bullcrap anyday.

Heroine:Where do you see yourself in 8 years?

Doc:Governing the country. Kidding, I wouldn't be old enough for that. Maybe in college, without student debt.

Heroine:Do you have plans to write in the future?

Doc:Heck no. This is just a one-time thing and I'm going to make the best use out of it.

Heroine:Any advice for upcoming writers?

Doc:Don't ask writers for writing advice. Find your own thing and work for it.

Heroine:One word to your silent readers?

Doc:Do I even have silent readers? Half of them are frickin' chaotic and I love that.

Heroine:Best social media app?

Doc:MySpace.

Heroine:Chocolate or ice cream?

Doc:Both of them are corporate scams. I'll live off the land, eating maize.

Heroine:Pink lipstick or red?

Doc:I don't wear cosmetics. Although I prefer this Victorian makeup, with heaping amounts of radium and thorium.

Heroine:How was this interview?

Doc:Great. If my lack of personality from this interview draws in readers, I'll be in the clear.

This is the end of our interview Coffee with heroine,with the sweet person that i have ever seen, Thank you so much for your time and support... I hope you will share it with your family and friends...

Don't forget to tag 10 of your friends in the comment section and feel free to DM me for the next author that you want us to invite

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