SEVEN YEARS LATER

Tony woke up with a start. His internal clock said it was 3 am, bit that was besides the point. "Stephen... Stephen, I think I'm gay-"

Stephen yawned, awoken by Tony. "I know."

"I know I always say that I'm not gay, that I'm bi, but I think I'm actually fully gay." Tony continued.

"I know, Tony." Stephen mumbled.

Tony threw an arm over Stephen's torso. "Oh my gosh."

Stephen let out an annoyed grown. "What."

Tony then said with a straight (not) face, in the most serious Tony he's ever used. "Stephen... I'm gay."

Stephen sighed. "I know. We've been married for five years and have three kids. Now go to sleep Tony."