READ TO CLEANSE YOUR SOUL OF SIN AND BLASPHEMY:

RULES:

1: If you are unsatisfied with your critique, you will NOT create argument over it, or yell at me, or stem the tides of hell in the form of your fans towards my direction. (Although you may correct me if you feel something is truly wrong, or tell me if I missed a detail, or if you'd like to say nicely if my tone was ever too harsh.)

2: You MAY request for your critique to be pulled, but you will be BANNED from ever requesting here again (because, let's be honest, you wasted my time). (And yes, I will remember, as I will be keeping a list... Thankfully, this has not happened yet.)

3: You will NOT send me SMUT. 

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MY RIGHTS:

1: I hold the right to DENY your request for any reason I wish. Even if I give you no reason at all.

2: I hold the right to let your request LINGER for as long as I want. (Because wattpad rats have lives too.)

3: I hold the right to... damn, I really don't have that many rights now, do I.

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If you've read all of this, you're in a remarkably better position to request a review now.