*video camera starts recording*

Is it working? Is it on? Is it recording video? Dammit, Rico just TELL ME… Oh, wait, shit it is on? You coulda told me that in the first place, jackass!

*Ahem*...I bet you’re wondering why I’m talking to you right now. Whatever you’re wondering doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. All you need to know is this; My name is Lukarin Jamison, and everything you’re about to read about is true. All of it. If you don’t like blood & guts and that fun shit, then the solution is simple: don’t read it! Also don’t read this if you hate bad language! If you read on, there will be plenty of sh*ts, p*sses, f*cks, c*nts, c*cksuckers, and motherf*ckers in here… OK, maybe not that bad, but still…

    If you’ve never heard of me… you’ll know me soon enough. I’m a Lucario with a slight abnormality; Yknow how they’re normally blue? Yeah, about that… I’m not. I was born with a royal purple color instead. Don’t ask why. Don’t question it. It’s no use.

    Now, most other mons I meet can classify me as a Villain. Sure, well over 5,000 confirmed kills may seem a bit excessive, but hey, CIA work isn’t always spy missions. If you can’t tell, I’m the best agent we have, maybe barred only my twin brother, Rico. No, I don’t spawn camp either. Life isn’t Call of Duty, people! I would know, I play plenty of that in my spare time.

    Either way, I’m getting a bit off track here, so I’ll tell you what you need to know. Anyone who has read about my actions… Everything I’ve done to date… can be found over where London’s shit was written down. If ya ask me it’s worth it only because ya get to see people like Delly and myself kick some serious ass. Oh, did I not mention her? Delevio is a fellow agent here in the CIA. Also happens to be my girlfriend… But I’m pretty sure she never wants to see me again… More on that later.

    So how this’ll work… There’s gonna be a great deal of stuff about my past, and maybe I’ll throw in a few logs every once in a while… I’ve got nothing better to do than Play video games, listen to loud music, workout, and drink all day, so I’ll give this storytelling thing a shot whenever I’m sober.

    Oh, I almost forgot! I’m currently under house arrest for “Quadruple Murder”, according to General "Dickhead" Greene. To be fair, I Didn’t break a single damn law. My license to kill was never revoked, and I was only deactivated from military battle, not from CIA work, and as far as I’m concerned, the Paine brothers… more like a Paine-in-my-ass brothers… were as big a threat as anyone… Except I probably shouldn’t have killed the one… Dammit that’s been haunting me for a while now. Whelp, whenever shit like this happens, you know what time it is? Time to drink away my sorrows!

    Anyways, Y’all can read the next chapter. I’m not goin’ anywhere… Dammit I hope she never sees me like this… Well, actually I hope to Arceus mom doesn’t stop by… Wait, is Delly gonna stop by? Or does she hate me now...? Ah, fuck it, I don’t know. I don’t wanna think about the sad stuff, like being locked up in my brother’s house… or father’s death… Damn it, now I’m thinking about my dad! Well, what better place to start than what drove me to get house arrested 11 years after it happened… but first you’ll need context, and because I’m about to get fucking hammered, Cairo’s probably gonna write it down… Yeah, she’s much better at that than I am. Anyways *Raises bottle* Cheers, my friends. Enjoy the tales of my shitty excuse for a life!

And that's the prologue. Every few chapters, we'll get an insight on present day Luke and what he's going through while under house arrest through Rico's video eauipment. All things like this are basically Luke talking to you guys, the ones potentially watching the "video". So yeah i already have 2 completed chapters and I'm waiting until after school to post them... which is in a little over 30 minutes from now... anyways i hope this is a good start :-)