*The following is the transcript from a conversation between Rico Jamison and his brother, Lukarin, who is currently under house arrest. This recording is officially property of the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America. It may not be reproduced or republished by anyone, or we will send our big brother, the FBI, to knock your door down and kick your arse. Thank you.*

(R= Rico is talking. L= Luke is talking)

R: ...Let's just get on with it.

L: Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

R: I didn't sign up for this! Greene said I'm the least likely pokemon you'd beat up for asking questions...

L: SECOND... least.

R: Oh, right. I forgot about your giiiiirlfriend.

L: .............You still remember that?

R: Karma's quite the b*tch, Lukarin.

L: Arceus dammit, I hate you sometimes.

R: Well, let's just go on... Alright, first question. What exactly was it like in the Surren Compound?... I-If you can remember it...

L: Dumbass. I remember it all. Every damn second of every damn day... Yeah, it sucked, but that's just life I guess.

R: Well... What was it like?

L: I was kept in a modern-looking excuse for a prison cell. There were Three white walls, white floor, white ceiling, and a big sheet of reinforced glass that I'm convinced was a one-way mirror... Boooring. The two walls opposite each other had speakers and microphones planted in them. One wall had a British guy talking to me, a Russian guy spoke from the other, and some american guy talked out of the Floor.

R: Interesting... Wait, the floor?

L: Yeah. You got a problem with that?

R:.............No.

L: Good. Now shut the hell up and lemme continue. So the guy who's voice came from the floor... David, I think his name was... He was there as my moral support and shit. I mean, he didn't constantly bark orders at me to do stuff I didn't wanna do, so he's cool I guess. Guy was an assistant who said he was gonna quit after what he saw they did to me... well, more like what I did to the workers they threw in the ring with me.

R: How many Surren soldiers did you end up killing?

L: They started me off against soldiers. I killed the first 10 I faced. Easy. Then they started realizing my potential and they began throwing local thugs and gang members in there. They dropped even faster than the Soldiers. I know, it's not 'moral' or something to kill somemon, but hey, they were told to try and kill me, so it's still just me fighting for my life.

R: How'd they make you evolve prematurely?

L: No fucking clue. Just happened one day. *shrugs* and dude, Spoiler alert. We didn't cover that yet, dipshit. What the fuck, Rico?

R: Oh, shit.... Sorry... anywho, I'm pretty sure we can go back to the main part of the story now... I believe you said you were planning your escape or something?