ѕρє¢ιαℓ zσмвιє єριѕσ∂є тнαт ωαѕ тσтαℓℓу мєαит тσ нαρρєи тнαт иєνєя нαρρєиє∂....

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n̾o̾w̾, l̾e̾t̾'s̾ g̾e̾t̾ s̾t̾a̾r̾t̾e̾d̾ w̾i̾t̾h̾ t̾h̾e̾ e̾p̾i̾s̾o̾d̾e̾ a̾n̾d̾ d̾o̾ a̾ w̾a̾l̾k̾i̾n̾g̾ d̾e̾a̾d̾ t̾y̾p̾e̾ o̾f̾ t̾h̾i̾n̾g̾...

I͢n͢ a͢ w͢o͢rl͢d͢ w͢h͢e͢re͢ t͢h͢e͢ z͢o͢m͢b͢i͢e͢ c͢re͢w͢ m͢e͢m͢b͢e͢rs͢ a͢n͢d͢ t͢h͢e͢i͢r B͢F͢F͢s͢ f͢o͢r l͢i͢f͢e͢ a͢re͢ B͢O͢R͢E͢D͢...

ιитяσ∂υ¢ιиg....... тнє ѕρє¢ιαℓ тнαт ιѕ тσтαℓℓу нαρρєиιиg яιgнт иσω.... ιт'ѕ gαмє иιgнт αт тнє zσмвιє ¢яєω нє.....

Hannah: Why are you using all these fonts Kalli?

Me: The real question is.... Why aren't yoooooou using all these fonts?

Gabby: Kalli... You need to get your head in the game and start the special already....

Me: Did you just assume I need to start the special already?

Lindsey: Did you just assume that Gabby assumed that you need to start the special?

Savy: Did you just assume that Kalli assumed that Gabby assumed that Kalli needs to start the special?!?

Samantha: *Rams through door* CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP ASSUMING?!?

Everyone: DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT WE'RE ASSUMING?!?

Tank: *Runs into room* DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT SAMANTHA ASSUMED THAT WERE ALL ASSUMING STUFF?!?

Nikolai: What is going on right now?

Richtofen: Stupid American things....

Everyone that's american: HEY!!!

Me: DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT AMERICAN THINGS ARE STUPID?!?

Gabby: WHY ARE WE STILL ASSUMING STUFF?!?

Albert: I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

Lindsey: JUST STOP BEING CONFUSED!!!

Albert: I DON'T KNOW HOW DO THAT!!!

Me: WHY ARE WE YELLING ALL THE SUDDEN?!?

Misty: WHO KNOWS?!? IT'S JUST FUN TO YELL!!!

Marlton: correction, it is not fun to yell. That is how you hurt your vocal cords.....

Sal: You ruined the moment Marlton...

Everly: It's Thanksgiving all over again.... *Rolls eyes*

Mac: *Looks at Everly* Did you just roll your eyes?

Takeo: Such disrespect from a child....

Me: *Shrugs* What did you expect? She's been hanging out with me lately...

Richtofen: That's where she's been speaking off to whenever I'm suppose to be watching her?

Gabby: Uh, yeah! She thinks we're cooler!

Billy: It's true.... We do throw some pretty chill party's....

Marlton: Yeah, parties that I'm never invited to...

Misty: Oh you're not invited to them? I just thought you never wanted to come Marley.....

Russman: Even I'm invited to those parties...

Me: It's because you get to chill with the cool people Russ...

Stu: Why do I never get invited?!?

Savy: CONSPIRACY THEORY! Maybe it's because you keep yelling that everytime someone says something...

Tank: She's got a point there....

Me: Speaking of which, we're suppose to be playing Never Have I Ever at the party tonight....

Mac: I'm still invited right?

Lindsey: Did you never get the invite Mac?

Me: we always send you guys 3... One for Richtofen, one for Everly and one for you....

Everly: *Rubs arm looking down at the floor*

Mac: *Clears throat* Everly.... have you been taking an extra invitation?

Everly: Ummmm, Nooooooo?

Finn: *Walks in* Does anyone have an extra invitation? I sorta lost mine...

Everly: *Runs to him giving him Macs invite* HE STOLE YOUR INVITE! *Runs away*

Finn:... What just happened?

Me: The world may never know...

Nikolai: Speaking of the world never knowing... How did Samantha get back?

Tank: Yeah. Who brought this brat back?

Me: Um......... THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!!! *Runs to room*

Samantha: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! *Runs towards room before realizing  the doors locked.* -3-

Lindsey: Ha, even Kalli doesn't want you infecting her room!

Everyone: DAAAAAAAMN!

Me: *Opens door* That's not true, Samantha is my new BFF! *Whispers* Im only saying that because I'm a rebel that likes things that everyone else hates....

Gabby: *Acts* Oh wow. We all just LOVE Samantha! She's just such a sweetheart!!!

Tank: Uh, YEAH! Samantha is just our favorite little kid ever!!! *Rolls eyes*

Me: Ew... *Takes invitation away from Samantha* No longer invited... this is only for the Kewl people...

Billy: Kewl people? *Confused*

Finn: You've gotta really get with this day in age....

Russman: *Walks over to Billy* Yeah.... maybe Kalli can teach you in your guys "private time" *Winks and nudges*

Me: *Blushes before closing door*

Hannah: Haha, I forgot they still-

Billy: SHUSH! *Tries hiding blush*

Savy: There's nothing to be embarrassed about Billy...

Lindsey: Hehehe, He's blushing.

Tank: Never have I ever thought Billy would blush over such a topic.

Sal: Never have I ever thought Billy's cold heart would open up to someone.

Me: Never have I ever thought Tank wouldn't be here and Sal wouldn't be able to control his own mobsters... *Puts on sun glasses*

Everyone other than Sal: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Me: I'll be signing autographs at the party for being the Roast Queen...

Stu: KALLI KALLI! WEVE GOTTA ASK! HOWS IT FEEL TO BE THE ROAST QUEEN?

Me: Pretty hot, my roasts are always on fire. People need some ice after I'm done with my roasts and them...

Takeo: CAN YOU TEACH US YOUR WAYS?!?

Hannah: HOW DO YOU ROAST PEOPLE SO EASILY?!?

* Speed and Gamer come in*

Speed: GUYS IM HERE!!!

Me: Ohmygerd....

Takeo: Never have I ever thought I'd see Speed and Gamer back.......

Everyone: *Stays silent*

Gamer: What did we miss?

Marlton: Kalli just low key roasted Sal....

Gabby: Did Marlton just say low key and Roasted in the same sentence?

Marlton: That is correct... according to my calculations that is what the younger generation has been saying!

Misty: Dont do the calculations thing, your gonna lose your little bit of street cred you just earned...

Albert: What street cred? It's so small that even a shrimp can't see it... *Puts on sun glasses*

Me: Stop.... get some help......

Lindsey: *Gasps* MEMES!!!

Richtofen: MEMES?!? MEEEEEEEMES!!!!!!

Me: Never have I ever thought so many people would have Crippling depression over memes....

Gabby: Everyone knows, memes are what's new in this generation....

Everly: *Runs back into room pointing to the clock* IS IT ALMOST TIME FOR THIS PARTY?!?

Me: OH MY GERD!!! *Runs into kitchen grabbing everything for the party* THIS IS LOWKEY BOUT TO HAPPEN!!!

*Random portal opens up*

Everyone: 0-0

Hannah: Why is there a random portal?

Jessica: That portal looks like...

*Shadowman appears*

Nero: Why can't he just disappear for good?

Shadowman: I know you all missed me but please, don't show how happy you are by leaving your mouths open... your gonna catch flies in there at some time.

*Freddy appears through the portal next*

Nikolai: *Growls under his breath* Freddy.....

Me: ._. It's getting heated in here....

Billy: *Whispers to me* It's because that roast is still here...

Me: *Giggles* True dat...

Freddy: DID YA MISS ME EVERYONE?!?

Everyone other than me: No......

Me: OF COURSE I MISSED YA FREDDY!!! HOWS YOUR DAY LIFE GOING?!? * Jumps beside him linking arms*

Freddy: *Mutters* You're always to happy to see me....

Lindsey: Kalli... why did you invite these guys here?

Me: Shadowman promised me my own margwa and Freddy promised me my own razor claws. *Smiles*

Jack: Why do you want one of those ugly Margwas?!?

Jessica: You don't understand those things like we do!!!

Me: *Shrugs* I just want all the elemental ones...

Shadowman: Oh yeah... *Pulls out contract* I suggest reading over it all...

Me: *Takes contract signing it* It literally just said tell the shadowman he's cool and add me on Instagram @shadowmanscool

Tank: You have an Instagram Shadowman?

Shadowman: I saw you guys made one and I wanted to feel like part of the group....

Me: Can we just get to the Never have I ever party game?

Nikolai: *Glaring at Freddy before taking Amy with him to a different room*

Amy: N-Nikolai? Where are we going?

Nikolai: Were not gonna play a game in the same room as him....

Misty: *Takes Marlton away to* We're not playing either...

Gabby: It's getting heated...

Evil Richtofen: *Takes Gabby's hand* Same here...

Me: Guys!!! ;-;

Albert: *Takes Lindsey* Sorry, but no thanks....

Jessica: *Takes Floyd with her* I can't be in a room with someone who tried to imprison me...

Me: *Sighs*

Everyone: *Slowly start to leave*

Billy: *Sighs* I'll stay... as long as THEY don't pull a move...

Stu: Is there room for me?

Me: I guess... LETS GO PLAY!!! *Skips into room dragging Billy with*

Shadowman: *Whispers to Freddy* Not pull anything he says.....

Freddy: *Chuckles before whispering back* I think this is gonna be fun.......

Me: * Yells* DIPSTICKS GET YO BUTTS IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE THIS APOTHICON SERVANT AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASSES PULLING THE TRIGGER WHILE IM AT IT!!!

Shadowman: Don't worry dear, we're coming....

( Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the walking dead! :D Oh and, special shoutout to Lindsey whom I'm gonna give a late Happy Birthday shoutout to! Finished this a day late from her birthday because I couldn't work on it until just now! So yeeeeee, I guess Imma take my leave so BAI GUYS!!!
Dressiestsphinx 🅗🅐🅟🅟🅨 🅑🅘🅡🅣🅗🅓🅐🅨 🅞🅝🅒🅔 🅐🅖🅐🅘🅝!!! 🎂