Everyone: *Sighs*

Richtofen: Itz pretty boring without everyone here...

Misty: Its pretty quiet to...

Marlton: *Staring at Xbox controller* When will they come back?

Tank: *Chuckles* You guys act like their in war!

Sal: For all we know they could be in war!

Floyd: Lindsay wouldn't be able to make it through war! Her young mind can't handle it!!!

Jessica: I'm pretty sure none of them could handle the war! Well, Most likely none of them could handle a war...

Amy: *Walks through a door* What's that suppose to mean?

Nikolai: *Gasps* AMYYYYYY!!! *Drops vodka bottle hugging her*

Amy: 0-0 Um, Nikolai? Plz put me down ;-;

Marlton: Your going to end up making her run if you don't put her down Nikolai!!!

Nikolai: *Blushes* I'm sorry, I've just missed you...

Gabby: I'm pretty sure everyone here has missed everyone...

Billy: *Stays quiet staring out the window*

Hannah: *Whispers to Tank* What's going on with Billy?

Tank: *Whispers back* He's been like that since you know...

Hannah: Oh yeah....

*Teleporter appears revealing Lindsay coming out of it* Hey y'all!

Albert: LINDSAAAAAAAAY!!! *Tackles Lindsay with a hug*

Lindsay: *Giggles* You guys act like you haven't seen me FOREVER!!!

Russman: Well, we haven't...

Stu: Its great to honestly see you Linds! By the way, do you know where Kalli is?

Lindsay: Last time I checked she was doing a story...

Billy: Yeah, that story Insanity or whatever...

Everyone: *Looks at Billy*

Sal: Billy? Why are you so bummed out? She's most likely going to be the next person to walk through that teleporter...

Everyone: *Looks at the teleporter*

*Teleporter zaps to life reveal Evil Clone Richtofen*

Evil clone richtofen: Hiya Guyz!

Gabby: *Shakes head*

Hannah: Or maybe she'll be the next person?

*Teleporter zaps to life again revealing Shadowman*

Billy: *Sighs to self standing up and going to room*

*Teleporter zaps to life one more time revealing me*

Me: *Throws monkey bomb sending it off panting a bit* Whew...

Everyone: ._.

Me: *Turns around wiping self off and setting guns on safety mode* Hey guys!

Samantha: HAI KALLI!!! *Hugs me* Missed you!

Me: Um, okay... Please stop touching me now, K thanks... *Unlatches Samantha's arms looking at everyone else*

Nikolai: I like how we were just talking about her and we were only 2 teleports off...

Richtofen: Ve are truly geniuses at timez...

Me: I am confused... However I'm gonna just give Shadowman the thing he came for and go to my room if y'all need me... * Passes Shadowman his hat before heading towards room*

Lindsay: Wait! Don't you want to say hi to Billy?

Me: Mhm, I will later... *Closes door before plopping down on my bed*

Gabby: It's worse than we could imagine... * Fixes fake glasses to where they show that white anime glare thing*

Sal: Their growing apart... *Does the same as Gabby*

Gabby: *Pushes Sal over* There's only room for one cool person...

Richthofen: *Peeps head from corner* Are ve talking about me??? I heard cool perzon!

Mac: *Pushes Richthofen back towards there room* YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE WATCHING OUR CHILD!

Lindsay: Oooooo, Now you fucked up^

Tank: *Gasps* LINDSAY SAID A BAD WORD!!!

Me: * Yells* ITS A WORDY DIRD!!! * Busts through door* WE ONLY ACCEPT PG 13 IN THIS HQ LINDS!!!

Lindsay: *Puts on thug glasses* I'm above the law tho...

Billy: * Peeps head through door* That's what I thought until I was caught...

Ferguson: * Appears from Teleporter* FREEZE LINDSAY! YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!!!

Lindsay: * Runs for room* YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Albert: LINDSAY!!! THATS HOW YOU GET A BIGGER JAIL SENTENCE!!! *Runs after her*

Jessica: * Sits laughing at the chase*

Floyd: One of the biggest police chases in the world! Lindsay has locked herself in the multipurpose room!

Jack: Will she get away? Find out next episode on the walking dead!

Me: *Smacks Jack* THIS ISN'T THE WALKING DEAD! THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Billy: * Grabs me by the shoulders shaking me* THIS ISNT BIKINI BOTTOM!!!

Me: YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Gabby: OH NO!

Nero: SHES GOTTEN THE MAD MEMERS DISEASE!!!

Everyone: * Stops and gasps*

Hannah: SHE WAS SO YOUNG!!!

Sal: HOW DO WE SAVE HER?!?

Gabby: *Puts on cool sunglasses* We help her forget the memes...

Me: How Italians forget memes... * Puts hand up above wast causing mostly everyone to look* NO SELF SERVES! GIVE ME THEM NECKS BOOOOOOOIS!!!

Billy: CAN WE HURRY UP AND MAKE HER NORMAL AGAIN?!?

Gabby: Only a person she truly cares about can save her now...

Shadow man: *Appears out of no where* I've got this... * Smacks Billy* ITS OBVIOUSLY YOU WHO HAS TO HELP HER!!!

Billy: I DONT KNOW HOW!!!

Lindsay: THINK BILLY! WHAT DID WE ALL DO THAT YOU HAVE YET TO DO?!?

Sal: Oh shiz, Do you mean...

Billy: ._. I can't do that!!!

Amy: You must believe wise Billy! Only you can save Kalli now...

Nikolai: Can't we just give her vodka?

Marlton: She's under age Nikolai...

Nikolai: In Russia she wouldn't be * Winks*

Russman: *Rolls eyes* How did you even survive the zombie uprising this long... * Facepalms*

Me: I wonder that same question... FeelsWorriedMan

Billy: Oh god, she's quoting Pepe le frog now...

Gabby: FeelsGoodMan, Nothing bad about Pepe tho!

Me: * Lunges for cover* FEELSNAMMAN!!!

Takeo: Yeah... Nothing bad about Pepe until he goes to nam... Dishonorable frog...

Tank: Same could be said about you tho Tak...

Me: ELLO BLAZERS NO FOCKERS HERE!!!

Finn: ARE YOU GONNA HELP HER ANYTIME SOON BILLY?!?

Billy: I DONT KNOW HOOOOW!!!

Freddy: * Appears from portal to hell* DUMBASS THINK!!!

Me: BOI! THAT WAS A WORDY DIRD!!!

Billy: * Pulls me to his room*

Everyone else: Wtf are you doing?!?

Billy: * Turns on Naruto* Come on, work please ;-;

Me: Mm, Naruto... There was a meme for that but it's too much work to pull it up... *Plops down pulling Billy down too laying on him*

Everyone: Awwwwe...

Lindsay: They grow up so fast *Wipes tear away*

Sal: My criminal heart now sees light for once... It's weird...

Tank: *runs into Billy's room plopping on a different couch wearing Naruto gear* NARUTOOOOOOOO!!!

Hannah: * Also runs in with the same gear* HO-RAH!!! SHADOW CLONE JUTSUI!!!

Misty: What is wrong with them...

Albert: That's called a cute relationship goal I think...

Misty: *Looks at Marlton frowning* WE NEED MORE MOMENTS LIKE THEM!!!

Marlton: *Quickly runs to room hiding*

Gabby: Oki then.... ._.

Richthofen: CAN I DO THE OUTRO?!?

Me: Mhm... * Continues watching Naruto not paying attention*

Tank: FOLLOW MY INSTA @-

Nikolai: THATS IT FOR THIS! DONT LISTEN TO TANK! STAY IN SCHOOL AND STAY DRUNK, I mean, STAY BEAUTIFUL!!!

Everyone: Bai :3