( HEY GUYS! I have decided to do another chapter dedicated to @Tf2HoneyBunny aka Gabby since we both have been going on and on about the Evil Richtofan and how he would totally be the best emperor from Star Wars. So, I have decided with our minds I am going to start this little Star Wars crossed with the COD Zombies character since I'm pretty chill about that! So, here y'all go! Make sure to put what you think everyone should resemble in the comments and also make sure to VOTE!!! Love y'all and stay awesome! BAI! Ps. I just had to put Jimmy Fallons version of Star Wars up there. Oh, one more thing, if you want a better special effect and your on a moble device then go to settings and put on the auto scroll thingy...)
STAR WARS! ( Starring everyone!)
Long ago in a galaxy far, far away... Wait, I meant far away and that's to far away... * Camera goes back some* There! Perfect!
Anyways, Long ago in a galaxy far away there lived a group of zombie killers. Each of which were being shipped and crossed between diffrent things except one... Star Wars...
* LOUD EXPLOSION FOR SPECIAL EFFECTS*

Cast list:
Evil Richtofan as The Emperor.
Takeo as Princess Leia.
Tank as Count Dooku
Richtofan as The Emperors Body Gaurd ( It's those people who are always in red so it fits him perfectly)
Nikolai as Han Solo
Billy as Darth Vader
Sal as Jabba the Hut!
Albert as Bobba Fett
Samantha as Yoda
Finn as A Storm Trooper
Floyd also as A Storm Trooper
Jessica as herself ( Ain't nobody want to mess with her 0-0)
Marlton as A Rebel Pilot
Nero as Obi Wan Kanobe
Russman as Finn ( From new Star Wars movie...)
Misty as Rey ( Also from new Star Wars movie...)
Stuhlinger as Darth Mall ( #NoLegs!)
Jackie as Jar Jar Binks.

Special Guests include:
Gabby as Herself! ( Nobody wanta mess with her...)
Lindsay also as herself! ( Noboday wanta mess with her either...)
Mac also most likely herself! ( And of course no one wants to mess with her...)
Me as KYLO REN!!! ( Sith Lords rule!)

Sides everyone's on:

Republics Aka Rebel side Aka Jedi's:
Nikolai/Han Solo
Jackie/ Jar Jar Binks.
Misty/Rey
Russman/Finn
Marlton/Rebel Pilot
Samantha/Yoda
Nero/ Obi Wan Konobe

Empire Aka Dark side Aka Siths:
Me/ Kylo Ren
Billy/Darth Vader
Evil Richtofan/ The Emperor
Richtofan/ Emperors Body Gaurd
Stuhlinger/ Darth Mall
Finn/ Storm Trooper
Floyd/ Storm Trooper.

In the middle people:
Tank/Count Dooku
Sal/ JABBA THE HUT!
Albert/ Bobba Fett # Mercenary 4 hire
Lindsay/ Herself
Jessica/Herself
Mac/Herself
Gabby/Herself

Now time for the chapter!!! Yay!
Outside the Death Star working on Repairs
Finn: Why the hell did we get stuck working on this stupid thing Thats just gonna get blown up again anyways?

Floyd: Dont fucking ask me! I wasn't the one who blew up parts of the inside of the ship!

Finn: It's not my fault that we fucking suck at shooting!

Lindsay: * Randomly floating by* LANGUAGE!!!

Finn and Floyd: Sorry...

Inside of Death Star in throne room...

Evil Richtofan: * Watching vines on the hologram T.V* HAHAHA! YAS!

Richtofan: * Standing in room with his arms crossed.* NEIN! DONT LAUGH AT ME YOU PIECE OF JERKY! * Runs off crying*

Evil Richtofan: * Takes headphones off confused.* Vhat? I couldn't hear a zhing! Zhez new headphones are VUNDERBAR!

Gabby: * Face Palms* I better go find Richtofan...

* Before she can leave something blocks her path!*

Sal: Sorry! Getting use to being Jabba...

* I run in hitting the radio playing the little theme song and singing along.*

Me: YEAH HE IS JABBA THE HUT! OH HE IS JABBA THE HUT!

Albert: * Rolls eyes turning it off.* I don't understand how that Bobba Fett guy can wear this crap...

Me: * Tapping foot angrily.* You are Bobba Fett so ask yourself!

Albert: Oh yeah... Um... Bomb? * Throws bomb blowing up a steel railing.*

Me: Better! * Skips out of room happily.*

* All the sudden smoke fills the room as a shadowy figure enters... Oh wait, it's just Tank...*

Tank: RICHTOFAN!!!

Both Richtofans: Ja?

Tank: I mean... Emperor Richtofan?

Evil Richtofan: * Throws other Richtofan out of room.* GO GET ME MY JUICE YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!

Richtofan: * Crying while running away...* I am not a piece of shit!

Tank: * Stands there shocked* 0-0 That escalated quickly...

Evil Richtofan: Oh, Your here? I zhought you vere suppose to be sceduled for tomorrow...

Tank: I didn't even call in for an appointment!

Evil Richtofan: Zhen vhy are you here?

Tank: Im here for the throne! Oh-rah!

Evil Richtofan: Oh zhat can't happen... * Rings bell* TAKEO! GET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE ASS IN HERE!

* Takeo runs in with the Princess Leia slave costume on*

Takeo: Do I have to rear the costrume?

Evil Richtofan: Vell, vhat do you zhink! You are under my controll meaning you do and vear vhat I vant you to vear!

Takeo: Rhat ever! * Starts to stalk his way to Tank*

Tank: * Slowly starts backing away.* What are you going to do Takeo?

* Takeo pounces pinning Tank to the ground and starting to tickle him.*

Evil Richtofan: Good Princess Takeo!

* Other Richtofan enters with the juice patches.*

Richtofan: I found zhe juice!

Evil Richtofan: * Takes a sip automatically spitting it back in Richtofans face.* ZHIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

Richtofan: B-but...

Evil Richtofan: VHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE? GO BEFORE I KILL YOU!

* Richtofan runs out crying again. Gabby walks in*

Gabby: RICHTOFAN!!!

Richtofan: * Sniffles sticking head in door.* Ja?

Gabby: Not you... Im talking to my Richtofan...

Richtofan: * Starts to cry again* NOBODY LIKES ME!!!

Mac: Thats not true! I absolutly love you!!!

Richtofan: R-really?

Mac: Of course!

* Both them walk into a sepreat room*

Evil Richtofan: Hi Gabby....

Gabby: * Tapping foot angrily.* Did you just hurt Richtofans feeling?

Evil Richtofan: 0-0 No.....

Gabby: You weren't going to be in that much trouble if you wouldn't have just lied to me...

Evil Richtofan: I mean, Um, Yes?

Gabby: There you go! * Skips over to the chair already set for her with popcorn and her favoret type of soda*

* Nikolai runs in.*

Nikolai: TAKEO! YOU WERE MY ONLY HOPE! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN AND MAKE ME SAD?!?

* Takeo stops tickling Tank for a second stareing at Nikolai.*

Tank and Takeo: 0-0

Nikolai: Ill come back later for you Takeo! * Runs out of room.*

* Me and Billy walk in.*

Me: HELLO AGAIN!!!

Evil Richtofan: Its you again...

Billy: Yup....

Me: Im here for that throne of yours!

Evil Richtofan: Oh yeah?

Me: Yup...

Evil Richtofan: Zhen come and get me loser! * Starts waving lightsaber like an old geezer.*

Billy: *Falls to ground laughing* NO! JUST STOP!

Gabby: *Face palms and shakes head* Here honey, Let a girl show you how it's done... * Skillfully shows off professional lightsaber moves before letting go of it barly hitting billy causing him to fall.*

Me: BILLY!!!

Billy: W-what just happened?

Me: A lightsaber almost took your head off...

Billy: Oh..

Me: Yeah...

Evil Richtofan: GOOD JOB HONEY!

Gabby: Thanks babe!

Evil Richtofan: I don't zhink you are taking my throne anytime soon loser!

Me: What you talking about? That was suppose to happen! * Starts chuckling*

Evil Richtofan: Vhats so funny?

Billy: you might want to look behind you before making conclusions....

* Sal stands behind Evil Richtofan holding a chain.*

Sal: YOU STOLE MY SLAVE MAKING YOU MY SLAVE NOW!!!

Me: QUE THEME SONG! * Song starts.*

Everyone in the room: CAUSE HE IS JABBA THE HUT! YEAH HE IS JABBA THE HUT!

* Albert turns off song*

Albert: Again, enough with the music...

* Lindsay walks in decked out in mercenary gear*

Lindsay: HAI!!!!

Albert: * That bow chica wow wow song starts playing* Holy... Crap....

* Lindsay flips her hair.*

Lindsay: Albert stop stareing! Your gonna scare the kids...

Albert: Y-yeah.... The kids... Hehehe...

Me: awwww! Look at little Alberts face! It's as red as my lightsaber!!!

Billy: * Shakes head...* sometimes you confuse me as to why I love you...

Me: It's because I'm unique and you know it! Thats also why I love you!

* Mac walks in with Richtofan.*

Mac: EVIL RICHTOFAN!!!

Everyone other then Evil Richtofan: Ooooooooooo....

Evil Richtofan: Yas?

Mac: YOU MADE MY MAN CRY AND NOW YOUR GONNA DIE!!!

Evil Richtofan: 0-0

* Jessica and Stuhlinger walk in*

Jessica: Show time!

Stuhlinger: Not for you sweetie, all of the show times for me. * Stands confidently*

Jessica: * Glares at Stuhlinger* Dont you EVER try to steal my show you good for nothing handicapped mess! ( No offense to handicapped people! I just used it as a comeback... :( )

Stuhlinger: *mutters* Well, at least I didn't sleep with my victims...

Jessica: * Growls lighting up her lightsaber* Im... going... To... Kill... YOU!

Stuhlinger: 0-0 Oh no, I unleashed her true form....

* Jessica starts chasing Stuhlinger around*

Back outside the Death Star...

Finn: How much longer do we have to do this?

Floyd: I don't know, I stopped because Jessica is chasing Stuh and its pretty funny...

Finn: What? Really? You didn't fucking tell me?

Floyd: Uhm... No?

Finn: Ugh, how much worse can today get?

* Mullinium falcon flys out of no where and into Death Star...*

Floyd: Uh, do we tell the boss?

Finn: Nah, lets just watch...

In the ship dock...

Misty: HELLLLLLOOOO?

Marlton: darling, you really shouldn't do that....

Misty: Why?

Marlton: Because Acording to my calculations it will attract unwanted attention...

Jackie: Jackie no like attention. It scare Jackie...

Misty: Why is he...

Russman: He's suppose to be like Jar Jar Binks...

Misty: Thats the annoying guy right?

Marlton: That is right my darling Misty! I didn't know you knew stuff about Star Wars!

Misty: Hehehe, whaaaat? I don't watch the movies or anything... Hehe, I don't have litterally everything with Star Wars included either....

Russman: Whatever you say...

* Misty rolls her eyes leading the group further into the Death Star.*

Throne room of Death Star....

Evil Richtofan: So, are ve gonna fight anytime soon or nah?

* Misty and the group of rebels barge in.*

Me: UGH! Can't we just get this fight over?

Misty: Nobody's going to be fighting today!

Me and Evil Richtofan: OMG! WHY CAN'T WE JUST FIGHT ALREADY?!?

* Samantha walks in*

Samantha: Unfair because battle the it is...

Me: NOT YODA KNOWLEDGE! NOT NOW!

Russman: You all must know something!

Evil Richtofan: Und vhat iz zhat?

Misty: That you all still have the Jedi's side within all of you!

Me: Yeah, we know... I just want the throne...

Misty: ....

Marlton: Speechless...

Jackie: Jackie want peace so Jackie can stay annoying!

Samantha: Annoying you are that is...

* Everyone nods in agreement.*

Me: I guess a thrones not worth dieing for...

Tank: OH-RAH!

Takeo: I supporse your wright.

Jackie:* Mutters* Hehehe...

Misty: Then it's settled!

Jackie: * A little louder* Hehehe...

Evil Richtofan: RICHTOFAN!

Richtofan: Yas?

Evil Richtofan: I am sorry for being mean to you....

Richtofan: It's fine! * Hugs Evil Richtofan making it become a group hug with everyone other then Jackie...*

Russman: Where's Jackie?

* Throne turns around dramatically revealing Jackie.*

Everyone: Gasp!

Jackie: Jackie needed time to distract. So Jackie allowed all you to give Jackie time for the throne, for everything...

Lindsay: B-But, Why Jackie? We've given you everything!

Jackie: * Darkly Chuckles* Everything except one small thing for Jackie...

Me: And what was that Jackie?

Jackie: The chance of allowing Jackies full power to advance...

Mac: So, your just going to join the dark side?

Gabby: No warning at all?

Jackie: Yup... Darth Jar Jar has been unleashed!!!

* DUN, DUN, DUN!*

Nero: * As the ghost Obi Wan* Welp, that escalated quickly...

Outside the Death Star.

Finn: WOAH!

Floyd: I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!

Finn: But, if Hes the dark side then... What does that make Luke?

Floyd: Maybe he's still a Jedi?

Finn: No...

Floyd: You may be right...

* Little baby Everly starts flying around in a chewie outfit.*

Everly: WEEEEE!

Me: Dang...kids grow up fast o-o

Mac and Richtofan: EVERLY!!!

Nero: Dont worry, I'll go get her...

Everly: YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE BLAH!

Nero: What?

Mac: She said your suppose to be dead...

Nero: Oh... Well, that's not true because I'm now.... Um... Luke Skywalker?

Everly: NOOOOOO!

Billy: That would mean I had one butt ugly kid... 0-0

Nero: HEY! THATS NOT NICE!

Everly: Truth hurts...

Nero: How exactly did she learn to talk already?

Mac: Her dad and me are geniuses! DUH!

Richtofan: GET VITH ZHE PROGRAM NERO!

Me: You mean zero right?

Everyone: OHHHHHH!

Nero: TAKE THAT BACK!

Me: Why? YOU LOOK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING AAAAAAH!

Everyone again: DOUBLE OHHHHH!

Jessica: SHOTS FIRED! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!

Everly: YOU LOOK LIKE A-

Mac: NO! DO NOT REPEAT HER YOUNG LADY!

Me: Im such a great influence... ^_^

Stuhlinger: Totally... * Rolls eyes.*

Me: * Pops Nuckles* What... Did... You... Just... Say?

Stuhlinger: 0-0 Nothing...

Me: Thats what I thought...

Jessica: * Eatting popcorn watching intently* Beat him up anyways! Do it! JUST DO IT!

Gabby: * Also eatting popcorn* FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Me: Oh I would if I wasn't holding myself back...

Stuhlinger: Um... Im sorry for being so Sarrcastic?

Me: I accept your apology... Now, of you excuse me... Im going to be watching the movie " Decendents"!

Everyone else: I WANT TO WATCH!

Me: Alright... Then FOLLOW ME!!!

* All of us run to the theater.*

Tank: This place has everything...

* Gun fire starts being heard...*

Richtofan: 0-0 Um... What's that all about?

Me: At the end of I believe Return of the Jedi's the Death Star is blown up once more... Thats why Revenge of the Siths comes out explaining to us more about Darth Vader since Luke got his hand cut off...

Everyone: RUUUUN!

* Everyone gets in escape pods flying off into space never to be seen again

( There you guys have it! The Star Wars and Zombie crew cross over! BTWs. Everyone thinks Kylo Ren would totally be Luke Skywalker. But, now I think it would totally be... Wait for it... Darth Jar Jar!!! * DRAMATIC EXPLOSION!*
Anyways, make sure to leave a vote and Comment! I will talk to y'all later... BAI! P.S Make sure to follow
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Also, The pic up above shows my FAN GEAR FOR STAR WARS! It's what I got all for Christmas! I just forgot to put my Yoda Flashlight up there... Lets just say, when I go to a certain class when I get back into school that lights going to be strobing... Hope my classmates won't mind...
Now for the last piece of information I am dieing to say is that I am thinking about releasing a book for my first 2016 prodject! But, What book could it be? Well, its going to be called The Insurgent! YAY! So, Basically I'm doing a COD fanfic for my first book of 2016!!! DOUBLE YAY! I guess, that's it now, so just be on the lookout for that new fanfic! The times approaching fast... See ya guys later! BAI!)