( HEY GUYS! I hope you guys enjoyed my Star Wars cross between our amazing zombie crews and of course some of their girls * Winks*. But, other then that we have NEW YEARS HERE! So, everyone knows you just have to do something special for New Years! But what possibly?!? Welp, were making a movie! Not really, just like a fake movie and script on here and I will even allow peeps who I don't have the names for be the You person... So yeah... so I guess a cross between real life and the zombie crews? Who know?!? Well, I guess I should start typing and get this done before I go offline so see ya!)
* Dramatic music playing...*
An original production...
* Randomly the Skyrim theme song starts playing... ( Song up above!)*
Presenting an amazing movie....
By the person who has brought many fanfics for some reasons that are really unknown...
.................Devilishgamergirl..............
And the Shadow and devil army productions presents....

.........The not so bad New Years........

* Screen goes black before reappearing infront of a random house and dramtically zooming in on a girl gamer...*

Me: YOU ALL SUCK DONKEY BUTT!!!

Random kid: THATS NOT NICE!

Me: I thought you relized I wasn't so nice! You didn't hear me before hand?

* Doorbell rings.*

Random gamer: You should really go and get your door...

Me: UGH!!! * Gets up opening door to three girls.*

Lindsay: HAI!!!

Gabby: Your the one that goes by the name Kalli, right?

Me: 0-0 Possibly... Who's asking?

You: Isn't it obvious? Were asking!

Lindsay: Anyways, I'm just going to assume Thats a yes meaning your coming with us.

Me: BUT MY GAME!!!

Gabby: We have an Xbox One back at our place...

Me: Okay, you got me part of your crew! * Yelling back at gamers through wireless headset.* YOU GUYS SUCK! GET A LIFE!!! IM COOLER AND GUTBYE! * Dramatically hangs up.*

You, Gabby and Lindsay: 0-0

Me: Sorry... annoying little twerps...

Gabby: I can see no one wants to mess with you...

Me: yup! ^_^

Lindsay: Anyways, Lets go get Mac next!

Everyone: ROAD TRIP!!! * Limo starts heading to Macs house.

Lindsay: You know the COD Zombie crew right?

Me: Well, I did spend a day with them when we went to Hawaii...

Gabby: Oh yeah!!!

Billy: * Pushes Albert out of way as I move over to him* Sup gurl?

Me: * Face Palms* That was cute! * Kisses tip of his nose*

Everyone: AWWW!

Albert: *Sits by Lindsay.* you could have just asked me to move Billy!

Billy: But, that's so much work...

Me: That requires talking and it takes so much energy to talk!

Gabby: True! * Pulls Evil Richtofan over to her side of limo.*

Evil Richtofan: I love you so much! * Smirks pulling her closer to him.*

Lindsay: You guys are so adorable you know that?

* Limo jerks to a stop before Evil Richtofan can reply*

Me: WE'RE HERE!

Lindsay: LETS GO GET'EM!

* At the door continuously ringing doorbell.*

Richtofan: WHO IZ IT?!?

Me: HOUSE KEEPING! YOU WANT ME TO FLUFF YOUR PILLOWS?!?

Richtofan: * Opens door faceing only me.* Where's everyone else?

Me: I don't know... I don't pay attention to others that much... XD

Lindsay: Your not going to explode and destroy us for most likely breaking the door bell are ya?

Richtofan: 0-0 how did you break my doorbell?

Me: I have ways of breaking things...

Gabby: Anyways, You and Mac are coming with us.

Me: Dont forget the baby child!

Lindsay: No one would forget her!

Richtofan: I will be back... * Door slowly swings back almost closing before my foot stops it.*

Gabby: 0-0 what are you doing?

Me: A little thing called breaking and entering...

Lindsay: Isn't that you know...

Me: Not if I am invited and he left the door open for us...

Gabby: Whateva!

Me: * Sneaks in sitting on couch seeing little Everly running around.* Hey Eve!

Everly: How did you get in?

Richtofan: * Runs into wall when seeing me* >~< Why are you in here?

Me: you left your door open... I just sorta took that as an invitation to welcome myself home... * Props feet up on coffee table.*

Everly: Oooo! I want to do what she's doing!

Mac: * Walks down to see Everly mimicking my movements.* What the heck is going on?

Me: Your kids being a genius and is thinking I'm pretty cool!

Everly: Look mom! I'm hanging out with a stoopid American!

Me: -_-

Richtofan: She takes after me!!! X3

Mac: She must have seen you with Tank...

Me: Yeah... Must have even been spending some father daughter time with her... Teaching her the basics I'm guessing?

Richtofan: Maybe... Shes a pretty fast learner though...

Lindsay: Are you guys coming?!?

* Back in the limo.*

Gabby: It took you guys long enough!

Me: Well, it's not my fault I was called a stoopid American!

Tank: Welcome to the Stoopid American club!!! * Starts clapping for me.*

Everly: Being a stoopid American isn't that bad is it?

Lindsay: Well, I wouldn't say it's that bad since you do have Tank with you in that category...

Me: But all my street cred just went down!!! Like, to below standards!!!

Stuhlinger: It wasnt that high in the first place! * Starts laughing his butt off.*

Me: Yeah, well at least I didn't eat people like you!!!

Everyone: OHHHHH!

Stuhlinger: So, that's how it's gonna be? Well, at least I'm not a dike on spikes!

Everyone: DOUBLE OHHHHH!

Me: Oh yeah, well at least I don't get bossed around by voices in my head...

Everly: HAHAHA! Thats Daddy's voice in your head to so your his-

Mac: DONT SAY A BAD WORD EVERLY!!!

Stuhlinger: I DONT GET BOSSED AROUND!!!

Richtofan: SILENCE!!!

* Stuh shuts up.*

Me: Yeah, you totally don't get bossed around still...

Stuhlinger: At least I have more street cred then you!!!

Me: But, I have more real friends then your fake profiles can count!!!

Everyone: OOOOOOH!

Stuhlinger: Well, At least I have fans!

Me: You forget how I also have fans and people at my school even ask me for my autograph!!!

Everyone: OOOOOOOH!

Stuhlinger: Wait, people ask you for an autograph?

Me: Yeah, I don't know why since my last name looks like its spelt Ham instead of how it's really spelt hinting the reason as to why I practically cross my whole name out...

Stuhlinger: Well, back to our burn battle... Yo mama such a baby that she winned enough to make the oceans exist!

Me: Oh yeah? Well, YOU LOOK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKIN AAAAAAH!

Everyone: SHOTS FIRED!!!

Stuhlinger: What does an AAAAAAH even look like?

Me: who knows... I just thought that video was funny. Cx

Lindsay: So it came from something like a vine?

Me: Basically...

Everyone: Oooooh...

Me: HOW MUCH FARTHER?!?

Gabby: We have to still get Gamer...

Me: UGH!!! So... much... work...

Stuhlinger: Are you gonna die since you can't play videogames?

Me: No! Im not gonna die because I can't play videogames! Im gonna die because I can't beat my high score on flappy bird!

Billy: You still have that game?

Me: Uh, YEAH! Who doesn't? It's the original version of the game to!

Richtofan: You know, your addicted to videogames...

Sal: You should really go get some help...

Me: * Whines* But, that requires a lot of effort!!!

Jessica: And your just plan out lazy right?

Me: You so get me Jessica... * High fives her*

Tank: * Sweating*A-are we a-almost there?

Richtofan: Dude, your sweating badly!

Me: OOOOOOO! TANKS NERVOUS!

Tank: AM NOT!

Me: Then why you sweating?

Tank: Why you being annoying?

Me: Thats my job to be annoying since I'm the youngest in my household!

Finn: Really?

Marlton: You learn something everyday...

Russman: For once I agree with darlington!

Me: My sisters in college and my bro is a junior now almost a senior... Basically, when I'm a freshmen he will be a senior...

Misty: So you get to be alone with your parents?

Me: Yeah, meaning I get more presents, more games and most importantly more quality time with my fam! #squad!

Tank: Btws, I'm NOT nervous! Never have been, never will!

Me: Hey Tank, remember that song I was singing?

Tank: Yeah.......

Me: welp, this one goes out to the head of the Stoopid American club Tank Dempsey...

Everyone: * Clapping as lights start flashing in the back of the limo* Ooooo!

Me: * Starts a beat* TANK AND GAMER SITTING IN A TREE!

Misty: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Jessica: FIRST COMES LOVE!

Me: THEN COMES MARRIAGE!

Me, Jessica and Misty: THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE!

Everyone: * Starts clapping again for us.*

Tank: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT SONG BACK?

Me: To being back memories! >:)

Nikolai: * Rummaging threw all the diffrent vodkas* Thats one of the best memories Thats for sure...

Me: Anybody remember when y'all played Micheal Myers?

Lindsay and Mac: * Smirking* They were all so scared!

Evil Richtofan: I do play a scary Micheal Myers!

Gabby: You can't scare me though. * Both continue to stare at each other as though having a stareing contest.*

Me: Oh! Anyone remember my dare to go to adventure land with Samantha?

Richtofan: * Hitting head on window.* Pure, torture.... Vhy did you have to do zhat?!?

Me: Because you had made a little girls dream come true... * Shows Roller coaster picture showing Samantha with a giant smile.*

Mac: Awwww! You really did make her happy!

Richtofan: Where did ya get that?

Me: I bought it! :) I also bought a keychain of it X3

Takeo: Anyone remember when Tank was dared to sing Hello?

Everyone: OMG YAS!

Me: That was pretty epic...

Tank: Thats the nicest thing you've said to me today X3

Jessica: It suck that I could beat you at singing any day, any time and any place!

Everyone: Oooooo!

Lindsay: Challenge?

Tank: What are the costs Jessica?

Jessica: If I win you have to stop singing FOREVER! If you win I half to stop using makeup for 1 month...

Tank: How bout this, if I win then you have to stop using makeup FOREVER!

Jessica: Ugh, fine!

*Both them shake hands.*

Me: I BET ON TANK!

Misty: I would have thought you would bet on Jessica... Ill bet on Jessica then!

* limo jerks to a hault again...*

Tank: 0-0 w-we're here already? * Gulps*

Me: Comeon Tank, Man up! I thought you were more man then Richtofan but I think I'm second guessing myself now...

Tank: Im always better then that nazi!

Me: Doesn't seem like it...

* Tank gets out of limo marching confidently up to the door.*

Takeo: He shows such determination!

Me: He's gonna faint in 3...2...1...

* Gamer walks out as Tank starts to faint.*

Richtofan: How did you know that was gonna happen?

Me: I see dead people...

Everyone: 0-0

Me: Nah! Im just kiddin! It happened to my brother so I knew it was gonna most likely happen to him!

Lindsay: GAMER! PULL HIM IN THE CAR!

Gamer: KAY! * Pulling Tank into car.*

Nikolai: * Mutters to me and Gabby* Watch this... * Puts wipe cream on his hand putting vodka on his face causing Tank to slap himself.*

Me and Gabby: OMG YAS!!!

Tank: * Wakes up* What happend? And why do I have wipe cream on my face?

Me: * Smirking* You fainted and when you got in the limo Nikolai put cool whip on your hand and poured some vodka on your face... * Xbox acheivement sound heard.*

Stuhlinger: What the hell was that?

Me: I just got and acheivement!!! I mean... Im not playing a mobil Xbox or anything... o-o

* Time skip to Q/A HQ*

Sila: WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG?!? THE FIREWORKS ARE READY!!!

Everly: OH LOOK AT THE PWITTY DWAGON!!! * Runs up hugging Silas leg.*

Me: So cute!!!

Everyone else: AWWWW!

Gabby: Are we gonna get this fire work show started or nah?

Richtofan: Yas, ve are... Just let me get over there... Im not as young as I use to be XC

Me: Im not either! I have a shoulder brace, two knee braces and two ankle braces... Plus I have to go to the chiropractor every once and a while...

Billy: I feel bad for you...

Me: * Shrugs* Thats life...

Tank: What's life?

Me: It's a magazine!

Tank: How much does it cost?

Me: About 50 cents or so.

Tank: Damn! That's expensive!

Me: Well, Thats life!

Tank: What's li-

Everyone other then me and Tank: NO MORE PLEASE!!!

Me: It's a magazine!

Tank: Yas! How much?

Me: about 50 cents but just for you since your my friend I'll give it to you for $1.00

Tank: Nah, I'll pass on that deal...

Me: Your loss!

Richtofan: EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!!!

Seating arrangement:
Me and Billy
Lindsay and Albert
Floyd and Jessica
Misty and Marlton
Tank and Gamer
Evil Richtofan and Gabby
Mac, Everly and Richtofan
Nikolai and Amy
Takeo, Russman and Stuhlinger
Finn and Angelia
Sal, Nero and Vincent.

Me: HEY LOOK! A BIRDS GOING AFTER A FIREWORK!!!

Everyone: 0-0 Thats gonna leave a mark...

( So Thats the New Years special! Im leaving you guys to think of the end and if you want something added to it then just tell meh! See y'all later! BAI!)