Author's Note: I do not prompt overdrinking of alcohol. I only expanded on humor relating from the subject in the tenth episode of Cobra Kai, season five.

Hope you all enjoy! ❤

Mike Barnes 💣 has added Daniel 🥋, Johnny 💥, Chozen ⚔, Amanda 🤨, and Carmen 👼 to the group chat.

🥋: Mike, I didn't know you had my number?

🤨: Is this another one of your bullies from the 80s, Daniel?

💥: I wasn't a bully, just too hot for him to handle, smirking dude

🤨: ?

🥋: Agree to disagree. And yes, Amanda

🤨: Isn't everyone these days?

👼: Lol

💥: You sure that I didn't butt dial him cause I'm pretty sure that I sat on your phone during that limo ride party, LaRusso?

🥋: You mean your phone, right?

💥: No, pretty sure it was yours. Winking dude

🥋: 🤦‍♂️

💣: HE DID NOT BUTT DIAL ME! I STARTED THIS THING AFTER ALL!!!

🤨: That is a lot of exclamation points, Daniel

🥋: Yeah, I can see that, Amanda

🤨: 😏

⚔: Isn't this the man from the nice furniture shop, Daniel-San?

💣: YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN I BRUTALIZED MY EMPLOYEES!

⚔: Um... my apologizes, but I do not remember that

💣: 😡😡

⚔: That is what you told me to say, is it not, Daniel-San?

💣: WHAT?!

🥋: Um... of course that's not true, Mike

⚔: No, I feel certain that this is more than the alcohol talking 🤔

🥋: 🤦‍♂️

💣: SEEMS JUST LIKE YOU, DANIEL!

💥: Laughing face thingy

👼: Are you sure that you don't want to go home, Johnny?

💥: Why you talkin whack, Carmen?

🤨: What?

🥋: Yeah, he got extra drunk after you and Carmen left an hour ago

🤨: Oh, I guess that makes sense considering I left you in charge 🍾😏

⚔: Hahaha! 🤣

👼: Is he drunk, too, Daniel?

🥋: Unfornately... yes 🤦‍♂️

💣: HEY, I'M THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS CHAT SO, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS BECAUSE TRUST ME, THEY'RE DEFINITELY WORSE THAN YOURS!

💥: Find that hard to believe, Bad Boy

💣: I REALLY HATE YOU USING THAT NAME! IT FEELS SO DEMINING!

💥: That's cause I'm mocking ya. Laughing guy

💣: 😡😡😡

👼: How much did he really drink, tonight?

🥋: You don't wanna know

🤨: Yeah, maybe it would be best if us girls leave now before the guys wrap us into whatever this is?

🥋: No, don't leave them with me 🙏

💥: Ouch.

⚔: That was not kind, Daniel-San 😥

🥋: Oh, Chozen I didn't mean it like that. Of course, I want to spend time with you!

⚔: Thank you, Daniel-San. And I suppose you aren't too bad yourself 😉

🥋: 😀

💥: Laughing face guy

🤨: Is that the only thing you're going to type, Johnny?

💥: Meh, don't know. Guess it's just the quickest thing to text since I can't really see my phone. Smirking dude

⚔: 😂

🤨: Okay... we're leaving now...

👼: Bye, Johnny. Please just make sure to come home safe ❤

💥: Sure thing, Carmen ❤

💥: You know, as long as someone can direct me where "home" is exactly...

🥋: I'll make sure he comes back in one piece, Carmen

👼: Thank you, Daniel

🤨: Just as long as you can do the same thing for yourself, right?

🥋: Sure... love you, honey 🥰

🤨: Love you too 😘

Amanda LaRusso 🤨 and Carmen Diaz 👼 have left the group chat.

💥: Ya hid your drunkenness well, Daniel

🥋: More so Amanda can always read when I'm drunk, no matter what I try and pull 🤷‍♂️

💥: Laughing dude

⚔: And only four remains.

💥: Is that like a wise saying from Okinawa or something?

⚔: No, found it inside of Anthony-San's cereal box yesterday morning 😂

💥: Laughing guy

💣: ARE YOU FINALLY READY TO LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, DANIEL?

🥋: Yes, sorry, Mike

💥: Never take that attitude from the enemy, LaRusso!

💣: OH, SO NOW I'M THE ENEMY?!

🥋: He's not our enemy, Johnny

⚔: Daniel-San is right. I had to learn that second part the hard way, too 😔

💣: SO YOU ADMIT IT!

⚔: Um... no, I didn't say that 🤐

💥: Hahaha. I have no idea what any of you are talking about

⚔: Are all of you mocking me?

🥋: Of course not, Chozen

💥: Pretty sure he meant yes, winking dude

🥋: Maybe it would be best if you just lie down, Johnny

💥: Meh, I'll pass out sooner or later, shrugging guy

⚔: 🤣

🥋: What did you need to talk about, Mike?

💣: THANK YOU! I WANTED TO ASK IF ANY OF YOU WANTED TO HELP ME BEAT DOWN, SILVER?

💥: Hell, yeah!

🥋: I don't think that's a good idea...

💣: WHY? HE LITERALLY BURNED DOWN MY FURNITURE STORE AND YOU WANNA BE A PUSSY NOW!

💥: Did you just say pussy?

💣: YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

💥: No, I like it. Reminds me of myself, smirking dude

⚔: Lol

🥋: Chozen, please don't encourage this

⚔: Why? This sounds like a very good idea, Daniel-San! 🤗

💣: THERE'S THE SPIRIT!

💥: I always liked that guy. I think? Thinking dude

🥋: Firstly, all of us are basically drunk beyond belief and secondly, where are you going to attack him? At his house?

💣: I MEAN, I WAS JUST PLANNING ON WAITING TILL THE MORNING AND ATTACKING HIM IN THE DOJO, BUT THAT'S A BETTER IDEA!

🥋: What?!

💥: Sounds good to me. Smiling guy

⚔: Yes! 🥳

🥋: No, that wasn't supposed to be a suggestion. I was trying to warn you guys how dangerous Silver can be!

⚔: We know, Daniel-San, which is why we must stop the enemy now

🥋: I'm not just going to run out into the middle of Silver's house and attack him

💣: NO ONE'S MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING, DANIEL

🥋: Phew. So you guys heard what I'm saying?

💣: NO, WE'LL JUST GO BY OURSELVES

💥: Yeah, baby! Fist pumping thing

🥋: Please tell me you don't agree with them, Chozen?

⚔: Their logic seems correct, Daniel-San, for then you do not have to go into a situation that makes you uncomfortable and Silver is taken down

💥: See, double win, LaRusso!

🥋: I can't just let you guys leave because someone's going to get hurt

💥: Yeah, Silver's butt will get kicked!

💣: YOU'RE NOT LETTING US DO ANYTHING

⚔: Yes, remove him from the chat! 😁

🥋: No, Mike, stop! Chozen, why would you say that?

⚔: It is something your students say is calling it even for your earlier jab 😊

💥: Laughing guy

🥋: Mike, wait!

💣: TOO LATE FOR REASONING, DANIEL

The Host 💣 has kicked Daniel LaRusso 🥋 from the group chat.

💥: Great job, Bad Boy

💣: 😒

⚔: Now, let us be off!

💥: Yeah, time to end Cobra Kai's reign of terror, once and for all!

💣: TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH

All participants have left the group chat for an abrupt attack.

Group chat still idle...

John Kreese 👊 has joined the group chat.

👊: I've waited too long to inact my plan

👊: Now, my time to rise once again has finally begun...

John Kreese 👊 has ended the group chat.