Author's Note: This one takes place during episode eight of season five where the judges come to examine both dojos before the competition entry decisions. Sorry, if it's too long, just had a lot of fun writing it! 😅

Hope you all enjoy!

Sakai Taikai Judge Smith 📝 has added Senseis Silver 💸, Da-Eun 🎖, LaRusso 🥋, Lawrence 💥, and Toguchi ⚔ to the group chat.

📝: My apologizes for pulling you away from your classes, today, but we'd just like to ask you all a few questions before examining your dojos

💥: So, do these questions count into your test thing or no?

🥋: 🤦‍♂️

💸: 😂

🎖: Of course, they do, you idiot!

📝: Ok, please calm down, everyone

💥: You really wanna play that game, new Sensei? Angry face

🎖: We shall see ☠

🥋: Johnny, it's not worth it...

💸: Ha, your partner doesn't even know how to use an emoji, Danny Boy! 🤣

⚔: He doesn't need to use tiny face to beat you, Silver

💸: Well, we saw where using his fists got him 😉

📝: I would suggest you all stop immediately before I'm forced to mark you all off points

🥋: We understand, sorry

⚔: Yes, what fellow Sensei, Daniel-San said 😔

💸: Yes, my biggest apologies, Mrs. Smith

💥: Kiss up. Eye rolling dude

📝: Please just let me ask the questions, all of you.

💸: Understood

💥: What did you wanna ask?

📝: Ok, let's start with what you each value most when training your students and how you perform those methods?

🥋: Our dojo allows kids to work at their own paces because it's most important to us that they learn the skills, not how quickly they learn them

💥: Yeah, because being awesome doesn't mean much if you don't know how to protect yourselves

🥋: But learning confidence is just as important 😉

💥: Smirking guy

💸: 😒

📝: Nicely put, Miyagi-Fang Senseis 👍

📝: Now for the Cobra Kai Senseis?

💸: Well, we do not believe in waiting for kids to be ready for something. We throw them right into the deep end and let them swim their way out

🎖: Without interference of anyone else because we must all eventually decide to fight for ourselves

💥: Tried that once, didn't work too well. His mom was especially angry

🥋: Why would you even think that would be a good idea?

💥: Hey, Miguel was learning slow and I wanted to show him some of the fun stuff, shrugging guy

⚔: I do not believe that was best method to obtain that

💥: The kid learned so, I think that's a job well done

📝: Are you stating that you endangered a student for the sake of a lesson?

💥: Um...

💸: Of course, he did because sadly, they don't actually care about their students

🥋: Are you kidding me?!

💥: Yeah, you literally threatened my son when he was part of Cobra Kai!

💸: How dare you?!

📝: That is a big accusation to be making Mr. Lawrence without any proof

🎖: It is typical of men like the three of them

💸: We're on the same side!

🎖: Yes, but that does not affect my opinion

💸: Ugh...

⚔: What about me, Da-Eun?

🎖: Excuse me?

💥: I think he's asking you out, smirking guy

🥋: There's no way that's what he is doing, right?

📝: I swear to God, any of you will be lucky to get into the Sekai Taikai 😒

💸: I'd say it's more a matter of talent, not attitude

🥋: Agree to disagree

💸: 😠

💥: So, do you have a crush on, Chozen?

⚔: Oh no, I have someone special back at home. I was referring to a fight 👊

🥋: Which will definitely not be happening either

📝: Mm hum... 🖊📑

💸: See, I would never attack someone so cruelly as that

⚔: You did exactly that to Daniel-San days ago! 😡

💥: Yeah, you beat him to a pulp and left him lying alone on the floor until Chozen had to come and get him!

💸: 🤷‍♂️

🎖: I highly doubt that happened.

⚔: I will not stand for this any longer! 🗡

🥋: I appreciate both of you defending me, but it's okay ✋

💥: Fine, I'll stop, for now...

⚔: Well put.

🎖: Good, now we can focus on the question asked

💥: What was it again?

🎖: Ugh... idiot American 😒

📝: OKAY, ENOUGH!!!

💸: Wow, is something wrong, Mrs. Smith?

📝: Yes! All you guys have been doing this entire time is arguing with one another!

⚔: I did not realize...

💥: Yeah, I thought we were actually doing pretty well on the whole polite thing

🥋: I think that's the problem, unfortunately

💸: Hopefully, you do not think less of us because of our pettiness?

🎖: I most certainly do.

💥: You are so lucky I'm trying not to fight right now...

📝: One, I'm not allowed to tell you what your evaluation says, Mr. Silver and honestly, I would just like to finish this so I can go home for the day

💸: Fair enough.

🥋: What is your last question?

📝: Actually, I wanted for this last question to bring a few of each of your students in

💸: Sounds like a fantastic idea! Do we get to choose which students?

📝: No, they have been pre-selected by the head of the Sekai Taikai

💸: Sounds like a great idea!

📝: Don't push your luck 😒

💥: Laughing face

⚔: 🤣

The host 📝 has added students LaRusso 💗, Diaz 🐙, Keene 🎧, Nichols 🏆, Payne 😈, and Lee 📚 to the chat.

⚔: That is a large number of students

🎖: Are you afraid that yours will reveal the truth about who you really are, Toguchi?

⚔: Never.

🎖: Then, let's begin...

📝: In one word, how would each of you describe your two Senseis?

💗: Compassionate, no matter how stubborn we're being for them

🥋: 😁

💸: Isn't that a conflict of interest considering she is his daughter?

📝: I will allow it.

💸: Understandable, I just hope the judges at the demonstration are as reasonable, Danny Boy 😉

🥋: 🤨

📝: How about you, Mz. Nichols?

🎧: Why didn't she catch what Silver said?

💸: What did I say? 😈

😈: You called for me, Sensei?

💸: No, I was just using the emoji, Mr. Payne

🎧: You don't have to listen to him, Kenny

😈: I don't listen to anyone, Keene 😠

💸: Well put, Mr. Payne

💥: Let it go, Robby. It's not worth it, trust me

🎧: Ok, for now.

💥: That answer does not give me much reassurance

🎧: ...

💥: Robby?

🎧: ...

🐙: 😅

🥋: To be fair, he's just giving the same answer you did earlier 😏

💥: Guess you're right, LaRusso. Smiling man

📝: Let's not get off track again

🥋: Ok 👍

📝: Mz. Nichols, your answer?

🏆: Powerful, in both senses of the word

📝: Mmhm 🖊📑

🎖: That is an accurate description, Mz. Nichols

🏆: Thank you, Sensei

📝: I also notice that there is a nice level of respect by your students, Mr. Silver

💗: Yeah, because he forces them to say those things

🏆: Stay out of this, Larusso

📚: Yeah, mind your own business!

🥋: Don't yell at my daughter

🏆: I'm not trying to yell, but she doesn't know what she's talking about

🎧: Do you know what you're doing, Tory?

🏆: Of course, I do

🎧: Not if you are still with Cobra Kai

💸: That's enough, Mr. Keene 😠

🎖: You do not get to tell my students what to do

💸: Yeah, plus your daughter started the agrument, they're just defending themselves 🤷‍♂️

💥: I've heard that one before, sighing guy

🥋: Not really the time, Johnny 😒

💥: Sorry, shrugging dude

🐙: Are you sure that you don't want me to show you how to use emojis, Sensei?

🐙: It's really not hard to explain

💥: Thanks for offering, Miguel, but I'm pretty sure the way I'm doing it is just fine, winking man

🎧: It's really not, dad

💥: Meh

🎖: Why must all of you force me to partake in these types of conversations

⚔: Because that is just who we all are 🙌

😈: What does that even mean?

💸: Nobody ever knows with guys like him

🎧: Is it just me or has Judge Smith seemingly disappeared from the chat?

💥: Um...

🥋: Mrs. Smith, are still here?

📝: Yes, Sensei LaRusso, I am still here.

🐙: Am I the only one who's a little scared by the way she said that?

⚔: No, Miguel-San, you are not 😬

📚: What is there even to be worried about? It's not like we did anything wrong

🏆: Doesn't mean we need to go getting into trouble

😈: But that's the fun part 😈

💸: I wholeheartedly agree.

📝: The fact that Mr. Payne uses two devil signs in one sentence clearly shows an issue

💸: 😳

💥: Laughing out loud

🎧: Ugh... really, dad?

💥: Hey, I'm trying to be cool like you, give me a break. Sad face

🎧: 🤨

💥: You're not buying that, are you?

🎧: No, not at all 😏

💥: Fair enough.

💸: So, what is our overall evaluation, Mrs. Smith?

😈: One hundred percent, I'm guessing

📚: And nothing less

📝: 75% for Cobra Kai

📚: What?!

💥: Smirking dude

⚔: 😂

🏆: Why didn't we get higher?

💸: Calm down, students. She must have just made a mistake

📝: It was not a mistake, Mr. Silver

🎖: How is that possible?

📝: Because they have a lot of talent and that's clear, but they also are overly judgemental and confident

🏆: I barely said anything, though

💗: You said enough

🏆: I'm warning you, LaRusso...

📝: I agree, Mz. Nichols because despite most of your attitudes, I strongly believe it is your senseis' fault

💸: HOW DARE YOU!!!

💥: This really has gotten good, smiling guy

📝: Don't think I've forgotten to give out your score, Mr. Lawrence

🐙: We could only hope... 😬

📝: Miyagi-Fang's score is also 75%

💸: Haha! 👆

🥋: That's what I was afraid of 🤦‍♂️

⚔: That is not good, Daniel-San

💥: Pretty sure we got that, eye rolling dude

📝: I had to mark points off your score because of your unethical teaching tactics

💥: That's... fair

🥋: Took the words right out of my mouth 😔

⚔: ☹

💗: Is 75% still enough to get into the competition?

🐙: 🤞

📝: Most likely... yes

💸: Aha! 🕺

🎖: A little overzealous, Mr. Silver

💸: Dully noted.

📝: But it will take exceptional scores during your presentations

💥: Never bring anything less anyway

🐙: As long as we have Sam, we'll do great!

💗: Thanks 😊

😈: 🤢

💸: Lol

🎖: Very mature of you 😒

💸: Hey, the evaluation is over, lighten up 😉

📝: See you all on Sunday.

🥋: Sounds good 👍

💸: May the best sensei win 😈

💥: Oh, he will

⚔: 😎

Judge Smith 📝 has ended the group chat.