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THIRTY SIX: DARCY DAY!

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sarahsmiles omg it's darcy day !!! happy eighteenth to the only person who will listen to my pride and prejudice spiels and not only refrain from complaining but also engage the conversation <3 love u even more now than i did that day we met in third grade when you broke the pencil of that kid who made fun of sami and my's matching ghostface backpacks
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darcynotlewis omg this is so cute thank u sarah i love u and i will always defend u from scream antis !!! ur the lizzie to my jane 💖💖💖

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sarahsmiles i think u and i both know that ur not nice enough to be jane

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darcynotlewis well neither are u but we couldn't both be lizzie and i'm blonde so i figured that makes me close enough to being jane

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sarahsmiles what ironclad logic! in that case let me just dye my hair pink and i can be princess bubblegum

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darcynotlewis it's literally my birthday u bitch why are u making fun of me 🙄

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sarahsmiles it's my love language <3 and also it's a habit so for like half a second i totally forgot i should be being nice to you today

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darcynotlewis i would say something mean back but u haven't given me my birthday present yet so i wouldn't wanna jeopardize anything

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sarahsmiles i do love a woman who knows what she wants

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darcynotlewis yes and i do love a woman who gets aforementioned other woman what she wants ☺️

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sarahsmiles sorry darcy i tried really hard but i just couldn't find keira knightley on amazon

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darcynotlewis hope breeds eternal misery.

samiam i'm so glad our duo became a trio that day i was getting sick of having no one but sarah to talk to

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sarahsmiles EXCUSE ME

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sarahsmiles ur supposed to be the nice one

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samiam i know i'm sorry i just wanted to see how it feels to channel my inner sarah and darcy

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sarahsmiles oh ok well as long as ur trying new things next u can see how it feels to go to the movies alone next week!

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samiam WHAT NO i hate going to the movies alone you know this 💔

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sarahsmiles bummer

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samiam what happened to us being best friends since kindergarten ?!?!?!

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sarahsmiles apparently you were sick of me after three years so i'd say that's what happened

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samiam i'll buy you a cardboard cutout of sam wilson

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sarahsmiles SAMI! BESTIE! can't wait to go to the movies with you 💗💘💖

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samiam so happy ur so easily bribed

mccallme you guys had ghostface backpacks in the third grade???

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sarahsmiles yes my mom let me watch scream the summer before that school year as long as i promised not to tell anyone but i immediately broke that promise and forced sami to watch it and we ended up begging our moms for aforementioned ghostface backpacks

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mccallme i can't believe you watched scream when you were EIGHT !!!

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sarahsmiles this should come as no surprise to u sir ?? u've known me for a long time u know the hold matthew lillard has on me 😤

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mccallme are you telling me the only reason you watched scream was because matthew lillard is in it

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sarahsmiles all it took was my mom telling me the guy who played shaggy from scooby doo was in it and i was seated and ready

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mccallme i shouldn't be surprised and yet i am

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sarahsmiles stu macher is so pretty !!! hot AND funny is a very attractive combination <3

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mccallme sarah he is literally a Serial Killer

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sarahsmiles yeah and??? what's ur point

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mccallme i have no idea how to respond to that so like just tell darcy i said happy birthday and let's bring an end to this conversation

allysuns my beloveds 🫂 u are both so hot

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sarahsmiles takes a hot girl to know a hot girl baby

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allysuns just so u know when u get here to visit i may not ever let you leave !!!

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sarahsmiles what makes u think i'd want to after getting to see ur face in person again 😚

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allysuns so smooth !!! that was hot !!!

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allysuns but yeah ok darcynotlewis happy birthday i'm so excited to meet you next week <3

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darcynotlewis thank u i'm excited to meet u too 🥰

isaaclahey you look pretty

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darcynotlewis excuse me sir but it's my birthday why aren't you telling me i look pretty 😐

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isaaclahey excuse me ma'am but i was talking about both of you 😐

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sarahsmiles that's funny bc i didn't read "you BOTH look pretty" i just read "you look pretty" ... sketchy sketchy

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isaaclahey it was implied!

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sarahsmiles really because i think you just wanted an excuse to tell me what a knockout i am 💆🏻‍♀️

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isaaclahey and i think you're full of yourself

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sarahsmiles how can u expect my ego NOT to inflate when ur always telling me i'm pretty <3

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isaaclahey oh so i'm getting the blame for this :/

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sarahsmiles well yeah?? it can't be me i'm too pretty (according to u) for blame

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darcynotlewis omg can u guys please just flirt another time?? cool it with the pda on darcy day

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sarahsmiles when i use the lit candles on your birthday cake to commit arson, don't act surprised!!! bitch!!!

author's note: so many filler chapters i'm so sorry !! but i promise we are not very far away at all (just a few more chapters) from sarah & co getting to beacon 👍🏼 also i promise i am not a stu apologist who thinks he did nothing wrong i just think he's funny and pretty and the best ghostface so !!!!

also unrelated to this book but related to isaac: i now own a lahey #14 beacon hills hoodie bc after five years of wanting one and telling myself i didn't need it i finally gave into my urges bc i was in fact in need of a new hoodie so !! why not the one i've wanted since i was 16 !!

my favorite progression of events (REAL!!!)