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THIRTY NINE: PROPER PARTY ATTIRE (A GUIDE BY SARAH)

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sar 🧚🏼‍♀️ sadlysarah | 3h
bye bye berkeley hello beacon 😁😁 we are leaving school now so i will see u guys soon !!! especially since i drive too fast according to some ppl !!!

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leslie knope  . . .  sarah
ice clown . . . isaac

leslie knope
me and u are gonna FIGHT

idc how tall u are i can take u 🤺

ice clown
hello to you too i can't wait to see
you either ❤️

leslie knope
don't! push! my! buttons!

ice clown
what did i do this time

leslie knope
more like what DIDN'T you do

ice clown
cheat at trivial pursuit

that's what i didn't do

leslie knope
hold on

let me call an exterminator for that
can of worms you just opened

ice clown
well aren't you just so quick witted

leslie knope
yes it's one of my numerous talents

along with humility!

ice clown
i must have missed that part

leslie knope
probably because you're always distracted
by how cute i am <3

ice clown
there's that humility again!!

leslie knope
i'm not seeing u disagree 🤨

anyway back to what i was saying. i
am going to Fight You

ice clown
why are you going to Fight Me

leslie knope
because i was just texting lydia and she
asked me what i was gonna wear to the
party tonight

a party YOU failed to mention!!!

ice clown
wait wait wait

why are you texting anyone at all? me
included? you are driving!!!

leslie knope
relax i'm not reckless enough to text
and drive!!!

sami's driving for the first half

ice clown
i thought you don't let people drive
your car

leslie knope
sami drives five miles under the speed
limit and helps pay for my gas

he is the rare exception

now can we get back on topic please!!

ice clown
what exactly is the topic again?

leslie knope
the topic is Why Men Are Trash

the evidence to back this up is you not
telling me about this alleged party

ice clown
can you stop talking like captain of
the debate team

and besides scott obviously didn't tell
you either so why am i the only one
on trial here 😐😐

leslie knope
because scott can do no wrong he gets
a million free passes from me

you're just easier to be mad at

ice clown
yeah i tried to see that as a compliment
but there's really no way to put a positive
spin on it

leslie knope
the positive spin is that you're worth the
effort

ice clown
oh

well thanks

leslie knope
um so anyway

the party!! why did you not tell me!!

ice clown
someone always throws a party if we
win but we haven't even played yet

it's a last minute decision

leslie knope
oh ok so it's not even set in stone yet

ice clown
it might as well be

we always win

leslie knope
always?

ice clown
yeah

it's because i'm on the team 😌

leslie knope
oh gag me

that was vomit inducing. please never
say that again.

ice clown
i guess i learned humility from you

leslie knope

ice clown
why are you stressing about the party
anyway?

you know if you don't wanna go we can
just go back to scott's and watch a movie
or something

yes even pride & prejudice

leslie knope
stop being sweet??? i'm still trying to
be annoyed with you??? smh???

but whatever it's not that anyway

ice clown
what is it then

leslie knope
i did not bring an outfit cute enough for
a party sir omg

ice clown
you can't be serious right now

leslie knope
except i AM

show some sympathy you robot

ice clown
as sensitive as i am to your oh so major
problem, i think you may be overreacting
again

leslie knope
"again" ??

i do not appreciate the implications that i
have EVER acted melodramatically about
ANYTHING in the history of my LIFE

ice clown
no yeah i take it back

you're very low-key

leslie knope
thank you

now, my obvious stoicism aside, i would
like you to know that you're back in my
bad books. betrayal is unforgivable.

ice clown
it's just a party, sar

what's the big deal?

leslie knope
i! like! clothes! i like matching them to
my plans!

i brought clothes for a lacrosse game and
a stay in movie day. i did not bring clothes
for a party.

ice clown
ok why can't you just wear what you're
wearing to the lacrosse game

leslie knope
it's casual cute it is not party cute

i want to make an impression

ice clown
oh believe me i think your personality
will take care of that all on its own

leslie knope
🖕🏼

ice clown
why do you even care about making
an impression?

leslie knope
my overinflated ego takes work, you know

i just wanna look pretty!!

ice clown
yeah well i can promise you that won't
be a problem

you could show up in a garbage bag
and still look pretty

leslie knope
there you go being sweet again ☹️

you'll have to flirt better than that to
earn my forgiveness

ice clown
who said i was flirting?

leslie knope
who said i didn't like it?

ice clown
so you admit you do like it 😌

leslie knope
so you admit you were flirting 😌

ice clown
ok

i guess i walked right into that one

leslie knope
don't step into the ring with the pros,
baby <3

ice clown
now who's flirting

leslie knope
now who likes it 😉

ice clown
look at that, you got me again

your mood sure seems to have improved
drastically in the last two minutes

leslie knope
don't get a big head it has nothing to
do with you men are useless

allison said she'd bring an extra outfit
for me to change into before the party
so i have officially relaxed

ice clown
sarah cho? relaxing?

unheard of

leslie knope
as close as i can get to it anyway

ice clown
so does this mean you finally forgive
me

leslie knope
that depends

let's see how well you play tonight
before i make any final decisions

ice clown
you want us to win??

we're playing your school

leslie knope
no shit

i just happen to care about some of the
beacon players more

ice clown
oh

anyone in particular?

leslie knope
hm

that's plausible

ice clown
someone i know?

leslie knope
wouldn't you like to know

ice clown
maybe i would

leslie knope
i do know one thing about him, though

ice clown
what's that

leslie knope
i bet he looks great in his uniform 😌

ice clown
and i bet he'd love to hear you say that
to him in person

leslie knope
i bet he should keep dreaming

ice clown
you were right, by the way

leslie knope
i always am

about what in particular?

ice clown
the flirting

leslie knope
how so

ice clown
well

i do like it

leslie knope
interesting

wanna know a secret?

ice clown
tell me

leslie knope
so do i

author's note: what i'm about to say will make me sound like a hypocrite considering i created sarah and therefore am in control of all of her actions but idc lol ANYWAY she really has the audacity to have conversations like this with isaac and then say that she has no feelings whatsoever for him like !!! she's so annoying omg !!!

but yeah on a more serious note, the next chapter is irl (and loooong awaited which means the pressure is #on) so it may take a little longer to get it written but i promise i will try my hardest to get it up very soon!