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THIRTY THREE: PINEAPPLE PIZZA

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[ 02 participants ]

leslie knope  . . .  sarah
ice clown . . . isaac

leslie knope
hypothetically what if i were to move to
scotland and devote the rest of my life
to trying to find nessie

ice clown
hypothetically what if you were to
learn how to send a simple "hey"
as a first text instead of stuff like
this

leslie knope
it's like you don't even know me 💔

how was your day?

ice clown
it was okay

leslie knope
you're so descriptive

it's impressive really

ice clown
WHAT you asked a question and
i answered ://

leslie knope
yeah super halfassedly :(

ice clown
halfassedly is not a word

leslie knope
true but "asshole" is a word and it
applies to you

ice clown
Glad We're Friends ❤️

leslie knope
must you be so difficult all the time!!!

ice clown
yes i must!!!

now what was wrong with my answer?

leslie knope
don't call it an answer, it's practically
nothing

i want to know details of your day!

ice clown
i awoke at approximately 9:35 a.m. and
had a bowl of special k (sometimes referred
to as "milf cereal" by mean dark haired
dancers) before brushing my teeth. i then
got dressed in a pair of jeans and a white
shirt paired with the scarf i was given on
my birthday from aforementioned mean
dark haired dancer.

leslie knope
EAT MY SHORTS

you KNOW what i meant 😭

can i get a real answer? can
i PLEASE get a real answer?

ice clown
sorry sar you know i can't pass up an
opportunity to bug you!!

leslie knope
i'm just gonna say it: fuck men!

ice clown
after breakfast i went to the store with
melissa, because she hates going grocery
shopping alone and scott was at work

when we got back i helped her put the
groceries away and then i worked on a
book report for a few hours, then i
watched a movie and helped melissa
and scott with dinner

and unfortunately stiles came over to
eat with us so i had to suffer through
that for a while

leslie knope
i'm sensitive to your plight 💔

but see!! that wasn't so hard was it?

ice clown
i could say yes just to spite you but i'm
nice so i won't

no, that wasn't so hard

leslie knope
choosing to ignore your first message

i'm glad it wasn't so hard because this
will definitely not be the last time i want
to hear about your day 😌

ice clown
ok then it's only fair i get to hear about
the details of your day

so how was your day, sarah?

leslie knope

ice clown
has this all been an elaborate setup to
use my own words against me?

leslie knope
no, this was a last minute decision

but i'm pretty pleased with it!

ice clown
i'd expect nothing less

but like i'd also expect you to.. idk..
answer the question

leslie knope
so needy tsk tsk

ice clown
yes as in i needy you to answer the
question

leslie knope
ok i can't be annoyed bc that was cute

ice clown
i know

i'm adorable

leslie knope
and modest 💗💖💓💞

anyways!! my day!!

this morning i helped abby get ready
for a brunch with her volleyball team
and then i facetimed emma for a little
while

she found the harry potter books at a
secondhand bookstore so she's finally
reading them <3 <3 <3

ice clown
who's her favorite?

leslie knope
harry so far

also she agrees with us that george is
the better twin (no hate 2 fred but at
least our guy is still alive)

ice clown
glad she agrees but that was uncalled
for sarah!!!

leslie knope
good i love being unhinged 😈😈😈

anywaaaays after that i took a very long
nap and then i got ready for my karate
class which i just got back from and now
i am trying to stay awake long enough to
eat the pizza i ordered!!! and idk if i will
succeed!!!

ice clown
what kind of pizza

leslie knope
hawaiian

ice clown
GROSS you're a pineapple on
pizza eater?!?!

leslie knope
you're NOT?!?!

ice clown
no because i respect myself

leslie knope
respect this L 🙄

pineapple on pizza is good ur just too
narrow minded to see that

i'll pray for u

ice clown
pray for your taste buds instead :/

anyways isn't this like your third
karate class this week? i thought you
haven't gone this often since you
were in middle school

leslie knope
i haven't until recently

my test for my third degree black belt
is coming up so i've been going more
often to practice as much as i can

ice clown
when's the test

leslie knope
two days 😬😬

i am Slightly Petrified but also i'm just
really ready for it to be over with

ice clown
i have the sneaking suspicion that's just
because you're ready to advance your
threats from "i'm a black belt" to "i'm a
third degree black belt"

leslie knope
well yes there's that too!!!

but also because after i get this one i'll be
done with karate

ice clown
wait seriously

i didn't think you wanted to stop

leslie knope
well i don't really

but i've gotten a lot of use out of it and
i think having a third degree black belt
is plenty high enough

i've just been devoted to this since i was
eight and i do enjoy it but i have very little
free time which is starting to get kind of
overwhelming

and obviously a lot of my time is reserved
for dance and there's no way in hell i'll give
that up because no matter how much i enjoy
karate, i will always love dancing way more

that was a lot lol sarah stfu challenge

ice clown
you don't need to shut up, i was the
one who asked

i don't mind getting to learn more
about you

leslie knope
really?

ice clown
yeah

anything to give me more ammunition for
the next time we challenge each other to a
who knows who better competition!

leslie knope
men and their ulterior motives make
me SICK 🙄 trust no one

ice clown
i would apologize but i'm not sorry 🕺🏼

anyways good luck on your test, i'm
sure you'll do great as always

leslie knope
stop trying to flatter me to get me to
forgive you for trying to collect info
on me just to beat me at a game </3

ice clown
oh no she saw through my plan

leslie knope
that's ok it still worked lol

so thank you isaac, i appreciate it

ice clown
no problem, sar

leslie knope
and in any case i still will be able to
kick the ass of everyone i know 👍🏼

i'm just neat like that

ice clown
"neat"

ok grandma

leslie knope
bite me

oh hey insults aside guess what i
realized today!!!

ice clown
that pineapple on pizza is a sin?

leslie knope

no u fuckrag

i realized that there's only a week
and a half left before sam and darcy
and i visit u guys!

ice clown
oh hey it is almost time isn't it

who are you most excited to see besides
scott?

leslie knope
allison

no contest 😁

ice clown
...no contest?

leslie knope
tis what i said

ice clown
not even a little one?

leslie knope
nay

ice clown
not even like... a water ballon fight
at a birthday party?

leslie knope
weird analogy but ok??

i guess there's a little contest

ice clown
oh really 😌

leslie knope
yeah i mean i am also looking forward
to seeing mr. argent

ice clown
...all the people in beacon hills and you
pick allison's dad?

why

leslie knope

ice clown
SARAH

leslie knope
WHAT OMG YOU ASKED

and anyways calm down i was joking

ice clown
thank god

leslie knope
oh not about the dilf part that's a certified
fact

ice clown
please stop

leslie knope
i shan't

ice clown
🙄🙄🙄

what was the thing you were joking
about then

leslie knope
about only being excited to see the
argents

i'm excited to see all of you guys!!

ice clown
rethink that sentence a tad

leslie knope
oh good looking out

i'm excited to see all of you guys
except for stiles!!

ice clown
there we go

we're excited to see you too

i know i am

leslie knope
aww thanks i love the rare occasions
when you're sweet!!!!!!!

ice clown
don't get too excited i was mainly talking
about sam and darcy

leslie knope
what possessed you to lie like that!!!

ice clown
lies are the glue that hold society
together

leslie knope
AHA you just admitted to lying 🕵🏼‍♀️

ice clown
ugh rookie mistake

leslie knope
it's ok

i'm excited to see you too, lahey ☺️

author's note: not completely sure how i feel about this chapter but that seems to always be the case with everything i write so whatever i hope u guys enjoyed it!! i know next to nothing about karate btw and my research did Not help so i'm just winging it with this stuff lol🧍🏼‍♀️

anyways are u guys pro pineapple pizza or anti pineapple pizza i am curious to know!!! personally i love pineapple on pizza because i'm SMART!