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THIRTY ONE: EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO ONE GOOD SCARE

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instagram—sarahsmiles
(2h ago) 6:54 p.m.

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sarahsmiles issa me sarah
2 hours ago

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ab2fab i begged you not to use this caption🧍🏻‍♀️

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sarahsmiles yes and i informed you that your begging means nothing to me bc this is the funniest caption in the world!!! i can't help it if you don't appreciate humor

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ab2fab we have very different definitions of humor

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sarahsmiles sounds like a you problem idk

mccallme mario kart race me but like irl

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sarahsmiles ok abby's been eating bananas every day for breakfast i'll start saving the peels to throw at you !!

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mccallme sounds like a plan that we most definitely will not get arrested for 👍🏼👍🏼

isaaclahey mario has a mustache..

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sarahsmiles the implications that i should be wearing a fake mustache INSULT me!

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isaaclahey i really expected you to go big or go home but apparently not! where's your mustache, sar?

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sarahsmiles i'm too hot for a mustache omfg

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isaaclahey mustaches don't make you ugly ://

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sarahsmiles sebastian stan in i, tonya

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isaaclahey ...you win

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isaaclahey nice costume by the way

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leslie knope . . . sarah
ice clown  . . .  isaac

leslie knope
isaac [middle name redacted] lahey!

ice clown
middle name redacted?

leslie knope
idfk what your middle name is

but onto more important matters: WHY
won't you let me see you in your costume!!

ice clown
because i won't

leslie knope
and i was worried you'd be vague

you saw me in my costume :(

ice clown
that's totally different!! you posted
that on instagram for everyone to see
whereas i don't want people to see
me in mine

and also you look cute in yours so
it's not like you have anything to
be embarrassed about like i do

leslie knope
EMBARRASSED?!?!

excuse me sir but that is the costume
*i* picked out for you >:(((

ice clown
can't you just focus on the part where i
called you cute instead of being mad at
me

leslie knope
sure

as soon as you send me pics of you
in your costume <3

ice clown
resorting to blackmail is low

leslie knope
yeah well i'm a bitch get used to it

pls!! let me see you!! as simon!!

ice clown
nope!!

leslie knope
ok fine

you don't have to show me

ice clown
it's unlike you to give in this easily
and for that reason alone i'm scared

leslie knope
and they say i'm dramatic??

anyhow since i obviously have no use
for you, i decided to ask allison

ice clown
oh no

leslie knope
oh yes

you can thank her for snapchatting
me this GEM!!

ice clown
there's nothing quite like being
exposed by your ex girlfriend!

this is embarrassing

leslie knope
you're telling ME??

where the hell are your chipmunk
ears and chipmunk makeup ://

ice clown
i am not doing all that !!!!!!

leslie knope
why not !!!!!!!

ice clown
i told you i just wanted something
simple

leslie knope

ice clown
isn't it a little too soon for this meme
to be making a comeback

leslie knope
hm

sounds like something a boring person
would say

🤨🤨🤨

ice clown
yeah ok never mind

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instagram—emmanim
(1h ago) 8:06 p.m.

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emmanim anyone up for some red light green light?
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sarahsmiles hey em my nemesis isaaclahey watched the show DUBBED ...

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isaaclahey nemesis?!?! is this all because of the me not wearing chipmunk ears thing?!?!

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sarahsmiles idk what you mean i am not one to hold a grudge :)))

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isaaclahey you're still mad at me for saying there are other movies besides pride and prejudice and that was a month ago

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sarahsmiles that's not me holding a grudge that's me recognizing that you're an idiot!!

⤻ in reply to—sarahsmiles isaaclahey
emmanim i'm not totally sure what's going on here but my roommate is dragging me to a halloween party in ten minutes so, respectfully, please take it out of my comments section and into couples counseling or something

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sarahsmiles and into WHAT now?

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instagram—samiam
(30m ago) 9:01 p.m.

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samiam you see this in your room in the middle of the night.. what do you do
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isaaclahey ask where her fake mustache is

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sarahsmiles isaac i SWEAR TO GOD

author's note: new instagram layout what do we think!! anyways ok i'm fully aware that this chapter is completely all over the place and does not flow nicely but that was kind of the point 👍🏼👍🏼 halloween is just such a fun and chaotic holiday and i wanted to capture that within the chapter so yeah??? idk i think it turned out ok (ish).

also happy jily death day lol. everyone have fun, stay safe, and remember to check your candy (lest we have another trick r treat fiasco on our hands omg)!!!