(vol ii.)—
TWENTY TWO: ON OCTOBER 3RD, HE ASKED ME WHAT DAY IT WAS

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sarahsmiles: well happy birthday to me lol graphic design is my passion
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allysuns: omg??? scott didn't tell me that it's your birthday i am literally going to fight him 🤺

        sarahsmiles: allysuns uh oh mccallme better
        go hide bestie....

        allysuns: i'll still find him >:( but anyways
        you look so hot!!! happy birthday 💘🥳

        sarahsmiles: allysuns thank u gf !!

        allysuns: do you have any special plans for
        tonight? and if you do when do they end
        because i want to facetime you later okay!!

        sarahsmiles: allysuns i do i do!! abby and
        my mom took me to this restaurant i love in
        san fran and darcy and sami are gonna meet
        us over here in like ten minutes so we can
        do touristy things bc we are LOSERS :-) but
        i should be back home by 10:30 or 11:00 so
        you can facetime me then

        allysuns: definitely will do!! have fun and pls
        take lots of pics <3

mccallme: wait wait wait do you really think allison is gonna fight me

        sarahsmiles: mccallme i mean,,,

        mccallme: Oh No

        mccallme: well i guess before my untimely
        demise i should wish you a happy birthday!!
        your present should be getting there tomorrow
        because i accidentally sent it a day late 😔

        sarahsmiles: mccallme you already told me
        happy birthday this morning!! also omg don't
        even worry about it, you didn't have to get
        me a present

        mccallme: i wonder if you'll still be saying
        that when you see how awesome it is

        sarahsmiles: mccallme omg did u send me
        robert pattinson!!!!!!

        mccallme: how did you know :o

sarahsmiles: mccallme intuition 💆🏻‍♀️

samiam: my texts won't deliver for some reason and darcy's phone is dead because she refused to stop playing mystic messenger but omg where are you guys we've bene looking for like fifteen minutes!!

sarahsmiles: samiam how could you possibly
be lost i sent you my exact location

samiam: well i'm looking around and i don't
see you :( darcy went to the bathroom but when
she gets back i'll ask her to look

sarahsmiles: samiam wait sami i literally see
you right now

samiam: WHERE ARE YOU SJSISODKD

sarahsmiles: samiam i just stood on the table
and started waving like a mad woman you
should EASILY be able to see me

samiam: i only see one person standing on
the table and she's standing next to a girl with
pink hair??

sarahsmiles: samiam sami that's literally me
and abby and she does not have pink hair she's
just wearing a hat

samiam: oh my god i think i need glasses

theoraeken: well this was a never ending thrill
ride?? i guess happy birthday sarah

sarahsmiles: theoraeken thank u liam's bf

queenlyds: excuse me your birthday is on mean girls day?? omg??

sarahsmiles: queenlyds yes it is i am very
lucky! 2 blessed 2 be stressed 🧚🏼‍♀️

queenlyds: love that for you. i also love your
dress!! where did you get it ma'am

sarahsmiles: queenlyds i got it at ross dress
for less for $25 because i'm hot on a budget!

queenlyds: you sound like a commercial

sarahsmiles: queenlyds damn it's a shame
i'm not going to college because apparently
i'd do well in advertising

queenlyds: a tragedy on par with romeo and
juliet </3 happy birthday!

sarahsmiles: queenlyds thank u 🥰

kirayuki: ahh happy birthday sarah!! i hope you're having a great day :) also i love the meme you made

sarahsmiles: kirayuki thank u i appreciate
it!! also lol thanks i sent it to the family group
chat this morning and my mom briefly kicked
me out so i'm glad someone likes my joke

kirayuki: i'm sorry your mom didn't like it
but i love it!! mean girls is great

liatates: kirayuki what even is mean girls

sarahsmiles: liatates omg?? you've never
seen mean girls?? kirayuki pls pls pls show it
to her it could be a fun date night and i would
absolutely love to hear her reaction

kirayuki: i wish i could but it's not on netflix
anymore and i don't have the dvd :(

sarahsmiles: kirayuki i bought it on prime,
i'll text you my login info so you guys can
watch it!!

kirayuki: you're so sweet thank you!! i'll
definitely let you know what she thinks of it

liatates: ok so i guess i'm watching whatever
mean girls is then?

emmanim: i wish i could be there to celebrate with you but college is kicking my butt and i think if i left to come visit i'd probably never go back to stanford :(

sarahsmiles: emmanim don't even worry
about it!! i've spent most of my birthdays with
you and i know you'd be here if you could...
besides if you were here then i wouldn't have
gotten to enjoy that lovely facetime call where
you, serena, and harry serenaded me with your
lovely rendition of i want it that way

emmanim: ok in my defense i wanted to sing
the happy birthday song (as NORMAL people
do) but they thought that was too predictable

sarahsmiles: emmanim well i must say that
serena throwing a pillow at your RA when he
told her to shut up after she screamed "tell
me why" at the top of her lungs was certainly
enjoyable

emmanim: easy for you to say, it wasn't your
pillow

liamdunbar: happy birthday mom!! i'm with theo right now but do you care if i facetime you later after you get off the phone with allison?

        sarahsmiles: liamdunbar omg no of course
        not i would love that!!

        liamdunbar: cool :) i'll talk to you then

        sarahsmiles: liamdunbar good 😌 have fun
        with theo and behave and eat your veggies and
        stay in school or whatever it is moms say

        liamdunbar: motherhood suits you

isaaclahey: i know i texted you happy birthday earlier but i wanted to post it publicly too so everyone can see i'm not a jerk so happy birthday

        sarahsmiles: isaaclahey thank you very much
        for that incredibly selfless message it was so
        touching that i shed a tear or two

        isaaclahey: i have a reputation to maintain ok

        sarahsmiles: isaaclahey yeah lol a reputation
        as a ✨ dick ✨

        isaaclahey: hm that was rude

        sarahsmiles: isaaclahey um it's my birthday
        i can be rude if i want to 🙄

        isaaclahey: fine i guess i can't argue with such
        rock solid logic like that

        isaaclahey: anyways you look pretty

        sarahsmiles: isaaclahey wow so you're just
        gonna compliment me after i insulted you???
        that makes me look like an asshole :(

        isaaclahey: well if the shoe fits 👀

        sarahsmiles: isaaclahey thank u that's better

AUTHOR'S NOTE
     another update to further enhance my lack of self control when it comes to attempting so save prewritten chapters. i hate this chap but anyways i decided to pay homage to social with the mean girls stuff aka sarah's birthday being on october 3rd just like tory's was and malia's slowly growing mean girls obsession that i made her have in the original 💆🏼‍♀️

     also serena and harry are emma's best friends and i already have face claims and personalities for them so i really hope i get to write the spinoff w emma that i've been planning for so long because i have put way too much work into it already!!