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NINETEEN: BACK ABOARD THE SCISAAC TRAIN

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group chat ━━ pls stop fighting i'm begging you
[ 03 participants ]

sarah changed the chat name to
scisaac & third wheel sarah 🌞

isaac
i thought you killed scisaac because
"scott deserves better than me"

sarah
okay well now that we're friends i
can take it back smh???

all aboard the scisaac train chugga
chugga cho cho

like choo choo but my last name is
cho so i made it more me 🧚🏼‍♀️

isaac
no need to explain sar i'm pretty
sure everyone got the joke

if you can even call it a joke

sarah
you are so rude omg i take it back i
did not misjudge you

you really are

scott
i'm so confused

why did you change the chat name

and why did sarah say you guys are
friends

oh my god am i being punk'd

isaac
oh wow

how did you figure it out

scott
i am humbly requesting permission
to know what on earth is going on
here!!!

sarah
i'm back on my scisaac bullshit

i thought i made that clear

scott
i meant with you two but okay

isaac
i saved sarah from imminent doom and
now she's my #1 fan

sarah
it's like you want me to feed you
to snails

isaac
i was just joking don't worry

sarah couldn't get ahold of you last
night when she needed help with
something so she called me and i
helped her

sarah
yes and then because i'm a super duper
mature person i extended an olive branch
to your scarf obsessed roommate and we
have since reconciled our differences

isaac
i mean

do mature people actually use the
phrase super duper?

sarah
do california natives really need
to wear scarves in eighty degree
weather?

isaac

scott
sarah i didn't even realize you called
me last night!

what did you need help with?

sarah
i was watching sami's dog because he
had an emergency and i needed to know
how to not get mauled and you work for
a vet so yeah

scott
true i do know a thing or two about
dogs

because of me working for a vet

that's the only reason

isaac
subtle

sarah
hold on since i'm actually invested in
this chat now we need better contact
names

these are almost as boring as lacrosse

isaac
so i see you're excited about coming
to see us play in november

sarah
fuck lacrosse

what do y'all even do like run and
toss balls into nets???

there's this thing called field hockey
you dweebs

scott
i love how supportive you are <3

sarah changed scott to world's greatest grandma
sarah changed isaac to SCARFlet witch
sarah changed sarah to future mrs. sharon carter

SCARFlet witch
can i ask why they're all marvel themed

future mrs. sharon carter
because i'm rewatching tfatws again
and i'm back on my avengers bullshit
isaac that's why

world's greatest grandma
haven't you already seen it like
eight times

future mrs. sharon carter
you say that like it's a lot

SCARFlet witch
only for people with lives

future mrs. sharon carter
well good then it doesn't apply to me

besides sambucky IS my life

SCARFlet witch
no yeah i think i've picked up on
that

future mrs. sharon carter
ok despite what your sarcasm laced text
implies, i am capable of unpredictability

SCARFlet witch

future mrs. sharon carter
i mean

i became friends with you didn't i

that was pretty unpredictable of me
if i do say so myself 🧘🏼‍♀️

world's greatest grandma
i don't know i'm still convinced this
is all a cruel joke on me

future mrs. sharon carter
excuse me isaac may be an asshole
but i'm not

SCARFlet witch
thanks sar

future mrs. sharon carter
my point is that scott is potentially the
sweetest human alive and while yes i
would probably prank any of my other
asshole friends i would not prank scott

world's greatest grandma
oh really

so what about the time when you were
staying with us over the summer that
you changed my netflix password and
i spent four days trying to get back into
it before you finally changed it back

future mrs. sharon carter
that's entirely different for two reasons

world's greatest grandma
which are?

future mrs. sharon carter
ok well first of all that was because you
said parks and rec was overrated

world's greatest grandma
wow. just. wow.

and the second reason?

future mrs. sharon carter
well

i didn't know you knew i was the one
who did it

SCARFlet witch
that's a really good argument

you should be a lawyer

future mrs. sharon carter
oh shut up isaac i know it had to have
been you who told him anyways

i just implore you to remember what
they say about snitches.

SCARFlet witch
how do you think the fbi agent in your
phone feels about you threatening me
with serious injury

future mrs. sharon carter
whatever everyone knows i'm all talk

i'm afraid of crickets do you really
think i'd be able to hurt a tree like you

world's greatest grandma
ok see now stuff like THIS is why i'm
having trouble believing you guys are
actually friends!!!

future mrs. sharon carter
we are

he just annoys me sometimes

but in a friendly way!

SCARFlet witch
thanks?

world's greatest grandma
this is so hard to follow

future mrs. sharon carter
scott

isaac and i really are friends now

i swear on sam wilson

world's greatest grandma
oh my god

it really is true!!!

SCARFlet witch
woah woah woah

that's seriously all it took??

world's greatest grandma
duh

sarah would never use sam wilson's
name in vain

future mrs. sharon carter
well that is one of the ten commandments
after all

"thou shalt not use the lord's name in vain"

SCARFlet witch
ok then

world's greatest grandma
alright i'm just so happy you guys are finally
friends

ok isaac i know we're already celebrating
tonight but man let's celebrate this too!
keep the good times rolling! woohoo!

SCARFlet witch
whatever you say scott

future mrs. sharon carter
scott.... sweetheart.... you are a dork!!!

but like in a good way <3

also why are you guys celebrating?

SCARFlet witch
we're just so happy that sami's corgi
didn't maul you that we're throwing
a party to rejoice in the loveliness of
your presence on planet earth

future mrs. sharon carter
as believable as it is that you guys would
essentially be worshiping me for the
night, i'm gonna have to ask you to cool
it with the sarcasm mr. lahey!!!

scott why are you guys celebrating

world's greatest grandma
it's isaac's eighteenth birthday

future mrs. sharon carter
that doesn't make any sense...

SCARFlet witch
what do you mean?

future mrs. sharon carter
well i thought that satan didn't have a
birthday? he's just always been there

world's greatest grandma
sarah what the HELL

what happened to you guys being
friends??

you swore to me! on sam wilson!

future mrs. sharon carter
and i meant it!! calm down

geez, drama queen 🙄

just because we're friends now means
i'm supposed to just withdrawal all the
good jabs that come to me??

as if!

SCARFlet witch
your "good jab" doesn't even make
sense

if you're gonna go by the bible, satan
hasn't always been there. he was an
angel first and the angels were created
when god created heaven.

future mrs. sharon carter
semantics

i'm agnostic, it's unfair to expect me
to know this stuff

and furthermore i refuse to believe
that you know anything about the bible
alright you DEFINITELY just looked
that up for the sole purpose of proving
me wrong

SCARFlet witch
aw, you know me so well

i guess we are friends <3

future mrs. sharon carter
i can practically hear the sarcasm dripping
from that stupid heart

asshole

world's greatest grandma
you guys are giving me such a bad case
of whiplash

i could sue you for that i hope you know

future mrs. sharon carter
fine fine i'm sorry

happy birthday isaac i hope you have
a nice day even though i'm bummed
that you're eleven days older than me

SCARFlet witch
thanks

i however am happy to learn that i'm
eleven days older than you

not only are you short but you're also
just a little baby!!!

future mrs. sharon carter
please come over to my house so i can
give you your birthday punches.

SCARFlet witch
that's so generous of you to offer

future mrs. sharon carter
yeah well what are friends for :)

AUTHOR'S NOTE
okay as a whole i think this chapter's not bad but i don't really like the way it ended?? it was getting way too dragged out though so i had to do something about it which is why the ending may feel kind of abrupt... also sorry about the bible stuff i just needed to set up my jokes and it took a lot of googling because apparently, despite being forced to go to church for my entire childhood, i don't have very much biblical knowledge.

     anyhow i wasn't gonna publish this because i wanted to have some prewritten chapters BUT i got a burst of inspo after i finished this and i also completed the next chapter too!! so i'm saving that one and publishing this one since i made you guys wait so long for chapter eighteen lol. oh and this is the last chapter of act one besties.