(vol i.)—
SIX: TWO (OR THREE) PRETTY BEST FRIENDS

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you were added to the avengers, but cooler

group chat ━━ the avengers, but cooler
[ 11 participants ]

scarf sale at h&m   . . .   isaac
scott mcnuggets   . . .   scott
katniss everdeen   . . .   allison
what fresh hale is this   . . .   malia
knockoff cheryl blossom   . . .   lydia
biles bilinski   . . .   stiles
pikachu   . . .   kira
liam neeson's knee son   . . .   liam
masaroni and cheese   . . .   mason
liam's bitch boy   . . .   theo

sarah
scott what the fuck is this

scott mcnuggets
a convent

knockoff cheryl blossom
a cult

katniss everdeen
two types of people:

sarah
ALLISON!!!!

katniss everdeen
SARAH 🥰

sarah
ok i've decided to join your cult
because allison is here and i love
her

katniss everdeen

you changed your name to
not sarah cameron

not sarah cameron
everyone go follow my twitter it's
@sadlysarah

scarf sale at h&m
sadly indeed

not sarah cameron
oh you're here too?

i'd like to formally request permission
to leave this cult

knockoff cheryl blossom
denied

not sarah cameron
way harsh lydia

biles bilinski
why is she even here

scarf sale at h&m
for once i agree with stiles

not sarah cameron
oh GOD not stiles too

scott what have you done why would
you stick me with these people

biles bilinski
fuck you

not sarah cameron
fuck you more slutinski

liam neeson's knee son
SLUTINSKI

liam's bitch boy
please tell me that's going to stick

biles bilinski
fuck off thiam nobody wants you here

scott mcnuggets
i do!

katniss everdeen
me too thiam are my emotional support
gays

liam's bitch boy
be your own emotional support gay i
don't want you thinking you can rely
on me

katniss everdeen
nvm theo can choke for all i care

masaroni and cheese
intense

not sarah cameron
i have so many questions right now

scott can i leave

also LIAM BBY HI I MISS U

liam neeson's knee son
mom i miss you too!

scott mcnuggets
no sarah you can't leave sorry

pikachu
malia and i just got back from our date

what's going on

what fresh hale is this
why are there so many people in this
chat i don't even like most of you

not sarah cameron
which one is she she's my new favorite

what fresh hale is this
i'm malia

not sarah cameron
hi malia i'm sarah

what fresh hale is this
okay

who are you

pikachu
malia!! that's not polite

what fresh hale is this
oh sorry

who are you please

knockoff cheryl blossom
oh boy

scott mcnuggets
okay theo and malira and mason this
is my friend sarah

she stayed with me earlier this summer

liam's bitch boy
is she the one from berkeley

the one who stiles hates and isaac
calls a sore loser

biles bilinski
yes

scarf sale at h&m
it's because she is a sore loser

not sarah cameron
always nice to make an impression

keep my name out of your mouths boys
i prefer for people to learn that i'm a
bitch on their own time

biles bilinski
at least you're self aware

masaroni and cheese
i don't really know what's going on here
but hi sarah it's nice to kind of meet you

not sarah cameron
hi it's nice to kind of meet you too!

biles bilinski
why is she even in this chat she doesn't
live in beacon

scarf sale at h&m
she's visiting again in november

not sarah cameron
aw lahey i knew deep down you missed
me

scarf sale at h&m
actually i'm just itching to get this
over with

but tell yourself whatever you want

not sarah cameron
remind me why you guys are friends
with him again

allison what kind of lapse in judgment
did you have to suffer to date this one

katniss everdeen
oh wow scott you're right they are
really mean to each other

scott mcnuggets
i told you!

pikachu
well i for one am really excited to
finally meet you in november! i
wish i had gotten to earlier this
summer

not sarah cameron
this one i like this one

i'm excited to meet you too!

scott mcnuggets
see this is why i made this chat

so you can all get to know her before
she gets here

liam neeson's knee son
cool i'd love to get to know her better

not sarah cameron
liam u are the best why do u associate
yourself with people like isaac and stiles

liam's bitch boy
scott makes us

knockoff cheryl blossom
hard to believe we're all best friends
huh

not sarah cameron
well hey i'm not the only one visiting
in november

my friends are gonna be coming too

scott mcnuggets
oh yeah you can add sam and darcy
if you want! i don't mind

what fresh hale is this
oh god

more people?

pikachu
lia be nice

what fresh hale is this
i can be 10% nice but that's as high
as i'll go

knockoff cheryl blossom
aw look at you learning math!!!

you added sami to the avengers, but cooler
you added darcy to the avengers, but cooler
you changed darcy to fitzwilliam darcy
you changed sami to zero suit (sam)us

zero suit (sam)us
oh well hello there sarah and eleven
strangers

fitzwilliam darcy
the fuck is this

not sarah cameron
this is a group chat with scott and his
friends so we can all get to know each
other before we visit beacon in nov

fitzwilliam darcy
wow does this mean you and isaac
are gonna attempt to become friends
before then 😳😳

not sarah cameron
your arms must be tired from that
reach

scarf sale at h&m
aw sarah you talk about me to your
friends?

that's cute

not sarah cameron
don't worry lahey i've stayed true to
my brand

only bad things!

which coincidentally is all there is to
you anyways

masaroni and cheese
woah it's like a free soap opera right here
in the group chat

zero suit (sam)us
what are your guys' instagrams??

if we're gonna get to know each other
or whatever we should follow each other

knockoff cheryl blossom
ok i can answer this for everybody so
don't spam the chat with your users

liam neeson's knee son
liamdumbar

... i didn't see that before i sent it

knockoff cheryl blossom
you're lucky i love you

mine - queenlyds
allison's - allysuns
malia's - liatates
kira's - kirayuki
scott's - mccallme
isaac's - isaaclahey
stiles' - jedistiles
theo - theoraeken
mason - intenselymason

and you already know liam's so

katniss everdeen
scott how much money would it take
for you to change your username

scott mcnuggets
hey i think it's funny!

knockoff cheryl blossom
to each his own

zero suit (sam)us
ok i followed you all <3

fitzwilliam darcy
same

not sarah cameron
me too

except stiles and isaac

biles bilinski
oh that's too bad

i'll be sure to cry myself to sleep
tonight

scarf sale at h&m
was fairly certain you did that every
night

biles bilinski
ok you know what sarah i see why
you hate him

not sarah cameron

fitzwilliam darcy
not to be gay on main but you girls
are all so pretty 💞💓💗💖💘💝

zero suit (sam)us
woah darcy being publicly soft?!?!

this is new

fitzwilliam darcy
stfu i'm always soft for women

pikachu
aww thank you darcy!!

what fresh hale is this
yeah thank you

katniss everdeen
what they said 🥺

knockoff cheryl blossom
like you're one to talk??? i see your
pfp darcy!!! you are!!! so beautiful!!!

fitzwilliam darcy

katniss everdeen
sarah and darcy are living proof that
there are indeed sometimes two pretty
best friends

not sarah cameron

fitzwilliam darcy
ok allison argent supremacy maybe?!?!

zero suit (sam)us
wow feeling very left out suddenly

scott mcnuggets
aw don't worry sami you're pretty too

zero suit (sam)us
why THANK YOU scott!!!! as are
you!!!!!

biles bilinski
ok do we all know each other well
enough for us to kick sarah out of the
chat yet

not sarah cameron
overruled

the people love me

scarf sale at h&m
you sure you wanna go there??

not sarah cameron
i said the PEOPLE isaac

not the rats

scarf sale at h&m
not your best insult

i give it a 6/10

not sarah cameron
oh no my ego has taken a severe hit
considering we all know how much i
value your opinion

scarf sale at h&m
that one's better

it has that classic sarah cho bitterness
to it

not sarah cameron
i'm glad to have impressed you lahey
thank you SO much for your seal of
approval

liam's bitch boy
oh boy

this is gonna be fun

author's note: ok i know a lot of these people didn't talk very much but this is literally a thirteen person chat so realistically not everyone would be that involved in the conversation,,, but more importantly it stressed me out To The Max™ to try and include them all frequently so you get this instead!!! also in case i didn't make it clear, sarah already knows lydia and liam (and scisaac and allison and stiles of course, which i've established in previous chapters).