(vol i.)—
THEEE: SCOTT AND HIS TERRIBLE TASE IN BEST FRIENDS

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⤻ 3 hours ago, 9:12 p.m.

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sarahsmiles: contemplating murder [📸: ab2fab]
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samiam: um hello 911🧍🏽

          sarahsmiles: samiam fuck the police

          samiam: sarahsmiles so true bestie but can i
          ask Why u are contemplating murder???

          sarahsmiles: samiam bc watching men suffer
          is fun

          samiam: sarahsmiles is that why you laughed
          when i spilled juice on my hawaiian shirt 🙍🏽

          sarahsmiles: samiam no i just thought that
          thing was atrocious

          samiam: sarahsmiles well the only thing i find
          atrocious is ur attitude missy!!

darcynotlewis: hey you!!! yes you!!! you're hot!!!

          sarahsmiles: darcynotlewis of course i'm
          hot it's like ninety degrees outside

          sarahsmiles: darcynotlewis [ba dum tss]

          darcynotlewis: sarahsmiles this is why you
          have no friends

          sarahsmiles: darcynotlewis ok then what are
          you

          darcynotlewis: sarahsmiles obviously i'm ur
          public enemy #1

          sarahsmiles: darcynotlewis and what is sami

          darcynotlewis: sarahsmiles someone who
          lacks fashion sense

          sarahsmiles: darcynotlewis cheers i'll drink
          to that bro!

          samiam: darcynotlewis sarahsmiles guys this
          is public i can literally SEE THIS

ab2fab: i should be a professional photographer!!!

sarahsmiles: ab2fab abby i love you but let's
not act like me handing you my phone and
you clicking a button was some outstanding
accomplishment

ab2fab: sarahsmiles LITERALLY SO RUDE
just admit you're jealous of my skills

sarahsmiles: ab2fab so silly of you baby the
only person i'm jealous of is that one chick i
          played on bitlife who married rich and ended
          up becoming a professional boxer

ab2fab: sarahsmiles sarah that's so sad why
          are you the way you are

sarahsmiles: ab2fab hey don't judge me at
          least my life doesn't revolve around animal
          crossing and volleyball

          ab2fab: sarahsmiles yeah because yours
          revolves around dance and karate and spam
          texting links to sam wilson fancams in the
family group chat

          sarahsmiles: ab2fab everything you just said
          makes me like me more

allysuns: so it's true,,, god does have favorites

sarahsmiles: allysuns allison argent are
          you flirting with me

allysuns: sarahsmiles have been for the
          past two months but thanks for noticing

          sarahsmiles: allysuns oh wow 😍 you
          should hmu 👅✌🏼 got kik? 💯

          allysuns: sarahsmiles nvm i withdrawal
          my flirting

          sarahsmiles: allysuns wow i can't believe
          you would lead me on like this </3

          allysuns: sarahsmiles love is a battlefield

emmanim: why are you and abby out so late!!!

          sarahsmiles: emmanim omg chillax MOM
          we just walked down the street to get some
          ice cream because i'm a good big sister

          emmanim: sarahsmiles okay so am i just
          supposed to pretend you didn't unpause your
          guys' game of mario kart while she was in the
          bathroom so you would win the race last time
          i was over there

sarahsmiles: emmanim first of all that was
payback for when she knocked the controller
out of my hand when we played smash and
second of all don't go exposing me em you're
          supposed to be the nice one

          emmanim: sarahsmiles can't i be the nice
          one and expose you at the same time

          sarahsmiles: emmanim nope sorry you
          can't have everything

          emmanim: sarahsmiles wow ok you're so
          negative i'm gonna choose to listen to sharpay
          evans when it comes to this instead because i
          want it all

          sarahsmiles: emmanim whatever helps you
          sleep at night

isaaclahey: hm i wonder who this caption could possibly be about

          sarahsmiles: isaaclahey not everything is
          about you, big head

          isaaclahey: sarahsmiles okay sure but this
          obviously is

          sarahsmiles: isaaclahey you'd think with the
          way you supposedly know everything that
          you'd be able to win at trivial pursuit without
          cheating and yet here we are

          isaaclahey: sarahsmiles you think i cheated
          at trivial pursuit? i had no idea considering
          you've never mentioned it before

          sarahsmiles: isaaclahey why do you even
          follow me i thought i blocked you

          isaaclahey: sarahsmiles i only follow you
          because scott made me but believe me it's
          not something i'm too thrilled about either

          sarahsmiles: isaaclahey you should consider
          yourself lucky that you get to follow me i'm
          a blessing <3

          isaaclahey: sarahsmiles well that's very
          delusional of you

          sarahsmiles: isaaclahey hey you probably
          don't know this because i try to be very subtle
          about it but I Really Don't Like You

mccallme: are you guys seriously fighting again :(

          sarahsmiles: mccallme it's not my fault
          you have terrible taste in roommates

          mccallme: sarahsmiles can't you guys at
          least try to get along

          sarahsmiles: mccallme you see i would but
          the language barrier might make it hard

          mccallme: sarahsmiles language barrier??

          sarahsmiles: mccallme yeah i speak english
          and korean, and isaac speaks cheater!

          mccallme: sarahsmiles ok look you're one
          of my best friends and so is he and i just really
          want you guys to get along

          sarahsmiles: mccallme he's not your only
          best friend there's stiles too

          mccallme: sarahsmiles yes sarah but you
          guys don't like each other either!!!

          sarahsmiles: mccallme listen scotty with
          the exception of me you have horrible taste
          in best friends

          mccallme: sarahsmiles ok this conversation
          is not going how i'd hoped

author's note: yay for insta chapters for no reason other than getting to post pics of yves!!! also i wasn't gonna take this off of coming soon yet but i'm depressed and need a serotonin boost so i thought reading comments from people would help 💆🏼‍♀️