(vol i.)—
one: LACROSSE IS JUST SOCCER FOR HIPPIES

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johnny karate . . . sarah
lizzie bennet's y/n  . . . darcy
not sam wilson . . . sam

johnny karate
raise your hand if you're watching
pride and prejudice (2005) for the
umpteenth time while wearing your
taylor swift pajamas

not sam wilson
hmm

darcy i think this one is for you

lizzie bennet's y/n
obviously

sarah you're saying this like you
don't love pride & prejudice and
taylor too

johnny karate
oh i know i do

i just wanna prove that i'm right
about what you're doing currently

lizzie bennet's y/n
okay how the fuck did you even
know that

johnny karate
i know you better than you know
yourself, baby

lizzie bennet's y/n
you're not the only one who can play
that card bitch

raise your hand if you're teaching
yourself yet another kpop choreo
while eating baby carrots and green
jelly beans

johnny karate
haha ur wrong!!!

it's the purple jelly beans

not sam wilson
this is seriously what you guys are
doing right now???

lizzie bennet's y/n
yeah why

not sam wilson
um maybe because it's friday night

johnny karate
oh my god ur right

no math homework!!!

not sam wilson
that is not what i meant

johnny karate
i know what u meant sam

but i haven't had plans since mom
asked me to chaperone abby's 14th
birthday sleepover

lizzie bennet's y/n
sar that was eight months ago

johnny karate
ok look between dance and karate
& being the coolest gal in berkeley
i don't have time for plans

lizzie bennet's y/n
what berkeley are you living in to
think you're the coolest gal there

johnny karate
🖐🏼 guess which finger's for u

lizzie bennet's y/n
👍🏼 this one!

johnny karate

not sam wilson
next friday night you should try to get
out of the house

fresh air is good for you ☺️

johnny karate
that's ok i'm good with breathing my
stale indoor air as long as it means i
get to play bitlife in my sam wilson
hoodie

lizzie bennet's y/n
there are worse ways to waste time

johnny karate
like replying to all of timothée chalamet's
insta stories with "that's hella tight"???

lizzie bennet's y/n
we are no longer friends ✌🏼

not sam wilson
why don't we all go to the lacrosse
game next friday night?

johnny karate
let me stop you right there

our school has a lacrosse team?

not sam wilson
oh my god

lizzie bennet's y/n
please tell me you're joking

johnny karate
um i thought you guys were

not sam wilson
sarah this is our fourth year going to
mckinley

how could you possibly not know

do you pay attention to ANYTHING
that isn't dance or karate related?

johnny karate
first of all

no not really

and second of all you guys really
aren't joking?? mckinley really has
a lacrosse team??

lizzie bennet's y/n
i mean

didn't you date one of the players
last year

johnny karate
no the only guy i dated last year was
mark

lizzie bennet's y/n
right

and mark is on the lacrosse team

johnny karate
no no he played soccer

not sam wilson
no sarah

mark plays lacrosse

johnny karate
oh

well whatever lacrosse is just soccer
for hippies anyways

lizzie bennet's y/n
,,, okay

sami why do you even wanna go to
the game you hate lacrosse

not sam wilson
i do not!!!

lizzie bennet's y/n
name one rule

not sam wilson
how should i know i didn't audition
for the team

johnny karate
try out

you didn't try out for the team

not sam wilson
duh sarah i know i didn't

johnny karate

not sam wilson
ok fine i don't care about lacrosse

lizzie bennet's y/n
shocker

sam wilson
but you know what i do care about??

lacrosse PLAYERS

johnny karate

lizzie bennet's y/n
didn't you hook up with one of the
players

not sam wilson
yeah

sure

just one

lizzie bennet's y/n

not sam wilson
so anyways is that a yes to the game?!?!

johnny karate
idk man lacrosse is for dorks

lizzie bennet's y/n
as someone who choreographed and
performed an entire dance number to
jessica lange's version of the name
game for the eleventh grade talent
show i don't think you're really in
the position to call something dorky

johnny karate
tell that to the first place trophy

oh wait you can't

because it's in my room

because i won

do you see my point

lizzie bennet's y/n
psh

rigged

not sam wilson
come on guys it'll be fun!!!

we can wear matching hawaiian shirts :)

johnny karate
sam i love you but i'd rather die than
go to a lacrosse game looking like a
talking plant

actually i'd rather die than go to a
lacrosse game period

not sam wilson
thanks for crushing my spirit

much appreciated

darcy?

lizzie bennet's y/n
no

not sam wilson
well thanks for sugar coating it

now who's gonna wear matching
hawaiian shirts with me :(

johnny karate
no one with any self respect

not sam wilson
ouch

johnny karate
don't worry you'll stand out and look
good as always

not sam wilson
quit flirting with me sarah i'm not
into girls 😂

johnny karate
i take it back you're gonna look like a
garden threw up on you

lizzie bennet's y/n
now who's sugar coating

not sam wilson
did you guys drink extra mean juice
tonight or something

oh sarah i almost forgot to mention!!

i picked up a copy of the schedule for all
the schools we're playing against this year

lizzie bennet's y/n
all this work for a date??

haven't you ever heard of tinder

not sam wilson
haven't you ever heard of any other
movie that isn't pride & prejudice

lizzie bennet's y/n
no

johnny karate
yeah i'm gonna have to side with darcy
on this one

not sam wilson
i don't remember sam wilson being
featured in pride & prejudice

johnny karate
touché

not sam wilson
anyways as i was saying

in november they're going to an away
game against beacon hills high school!!!

johnny karate
omg

are u serious

not sam wilson
yes

i don't care enough about this topic
to make jokes

lizzie bennet's y/n
beacon hills

isn't that where your friend lives

scotch

johnny karate
scott

lizzie bennet's y/n
scout

johnny karate
scott.

lizzie bennet's y/n
scorch

johnny karate
s c o t t

lizzie bennet's y/n
scallop

johnny karate
oh my god darcy

scott

his name is scott

like a normal person

lizzie bennet's y/n
don't discriminate

maybe i wanna name my kid scallop

johnny karate
i'm calling cps

thank u for telling me tho sami!!!

i might actually go to that game to
see scott, i miss him </3

not sam wilson
as repayment for telling you, let
me come too!!!

lizzie bennet's y/n
are you really that invested in lacrosse
all of the sudden

not sam wilson
oh heavens no

i just think scott is cute

johnny karate
hm

can't argue with you there

author's note: lemme just clarify, it's senior year in this book but school just started like a week ago from this chapter and i know lacrosse season wouldn't be happening yet but for the sake of this book we're just gonna throw logic to the wind (just like the teen wolf writers did when they wrote lydia kissing stiles to stop a panic attack) and pretend it all makes sense. ok. cool.

anyways i hope you enjoyed the first chapter!!! regular updating should start in a couple of days 😁

also not to add even MORE to this author's note but considering i have no self control i might as well!!! n e ways here's an edit of sarah's instagram that i made for literally no reason,,,