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OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING—and Sarah Cho is, like, always objective because she's never wrong—Isaac Lahey is gunning for the title of "Worst Person to Walk the Planet," and he's sure to win it (maybe tied with Stiles Stilinski, or Sarah's ex hairdresser who didn't even try to talk her out of getting Gale Weathers-circa-Scream 3-esque baby bangs when she was fifteen). The point is, he sucks. Whether he's cheating at Trivial Pursuit and refusing to own up to it, stealing the remote when she's trying to lounge around Scott McCall's living room watching Shrek in peace, or purposely taking the last banana because he knows she wants it, he's broken the scale of insufferableness altogether. Either way, she just knows that staying under the same roof as him for two weeks over the summer during her visit with Scott was a challenge ten times harder than any of the bazillion dance contests she's been in, and it's something she hopes to never have to go through again.

Much to her dismay, things are never that simple.

Because between her planning a trip back to Beacon Hills with the sole purpose of seeing Scott again alongside her two best friends and her having no one else to turn to in her most desperate time of need (it involves a dog, and Sarah's cynophobia is simply not having it), she'll eventually discover that perhaps she was totally clueless to think that escaping Isaac Lahey was at all possible. And worst of all, she doesn't necessarily hate it—not that she'd ever admit it out loud. No, she's planning on taking that one to her grave, thank you very much!



ha sooyoung──sarah cho

Victim of Trivial Pursuit Unfair Gameplay!!!

mena massoud──sami "SAM" rashid

Professional Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast!!!

lydia night──darcy bunch

Killer of Men GF (Metaphorically)!!!

kang seulgi──emma yang

Surrogate Big Sister!!!

shin yuna──abigail "ABBY" cho

Animal Crossing Connoisseur!!!

daniel sharman──isaac lahey
maddison brown──lydia martin
sandra oh──jasmine ahn-cho
remaining cast──their characters

TIME, MYSTICAL TIME!

i. invisible string, taylor swift — ii. brutal, olivia rodrigo — iii. sarah smiles, panic! at the disco — iv. alien, sabrina carpenter and jonas blue — v. signal, twice — vi. what a man gotta do, jonas brothers — vii. diamond, irene and seulgi — viii. prfct, sabrina carpenter — ix. butterfly, loona — x. crystal clear, hayley williams — xi. depend on you, twice

DISCLAIMER . . . !
you know the drill by now lol i don't own teen wolf or any of its characters or storylines, all rights go to jeff davis (who i hate) — i only own sarah, sami, darcy, emma, abby, jasmine, and any other OCs i may add as well as my writing and plot lines so don't steal them/those because plagiarism is illegal and rude!!!

me defending my 7382839th social rewrite ^

what's this? ANOTHER new layout for the intro AGAIN (featuring a brand new summary ooooh ahhhh) bc i am indecisive and i'll do anything to avoid writing the actual chapters? more likely than u think 🫶🏻 /hj

so yeah n e way if you're new here, welcome! for those of you who don't know, clueless is the rewrite of my 2016-2017 isaac lahey fic called social, which is now unpublished due to my intense hatred for it. i mean obviously i still liked some aspects of it since i'm rewriting it, but yeah. if you read the original, don't expect this to be exactly like that, because it's a lot different and (hopefully) like ten times better.

i hope you guys enjoy this fic!! expect slowburn enemies to friends to lovers, lots of stupid jokes, a ton of gay ships and/or characters, and a lot of angst (later on). happy reading and please feel free to leave as many comments as ur hearts desire bc i crave validation and interaction on all of my works 😁

—🩰 dedications: friendsgo JENSNEEDY robinsbuckley  wishfuIthinking valoreon villanelIe Iudgates lalax0x0 silversology

writing start date: 01.09.21
date published: 02.26.21
writing end date: tbd