Me: Ty....!

Ty: =_= What?

Me: >^< WE RAN OUT OF GROCERIES!

Ty: And I care why?

Me: Because if we don't get them then no dinner!!! (\>o</) *waves arms wildly*

Ty: *backs away to avoid flinging arms* So basically. You*points at me* Want me *points at self* To go out *points at front door* and buy groceries?!

Me: *looks between everything* I think so, yes.

Ty: You are one idiot.

Me: JUST GOOOOO! *pushes him out door shoving wallet and list in his hand* If you buy anything else that's not on this list there will be hell to pay!

Ty: Ok Ok Ok! *walks out fast*

Ty: *walking around* That was a bit harsh. I don't even know where the grocery store is. Now that I think about it, I don't know where anything is.... I don't really g- WHERES THE HOUSE?!
*starts looking around and finds self on a busy street* I walked like what, 2 steps.... How'd I get here?!

     *bumps into some random girl*
Ty: Oh... um.. Sorry. Would you happen to k-

Girl: AHHHHHH!!!! Hot!!!

Ty: 😶 Wahhh What?

Girl: OLIVIA COME HERE LOOK AT THIS!!! *calls to random girl*

Olivia: What Do you want Kiara?!

Kiara: LOOOOOK!!!! *points at Ty's face* Lookieeeeeeee or I'll wake you up at 6!

Olivia: Don't you dare interrupt my sleep I'll kill you! *stomps over to Kiara*

Ty: Uhhhhh......?

Kiara: HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME BOY!!! CAN I TAKE HIM HOME? PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE? Can we keep him?

Olivia: *sigh and facepalm* No. You can not take him home. You really need a break from anime...

Kiara: What! No I don't!

Olivia: Yes you do!

Ty: *sneaks away while the girls are bickering*

Ty: Ok then... That was weird. *pulls out list* Okayyy.... We need chocolate... What's that? It's probably good. I wonder what kind of dinner you can make with this "chocolate". *walks into a random shop*

Ty: *goes to shop keeper* Umm. Do you guys serve chocolate here?

Shop Keeper: *big muscular man* No! Who serves chocolate at a butchers store? Is this a prank?! I bit it is! I'll chop your a- *comes at Ty with a giant knife*

Ty: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *dodges knife and runs out of the shop* AHHHHHHH!!!! KILLER!!! MURDERER!!!! *runs into a guy*

Teen Guy: Yo. Look where your going next time!

Ty: Uh. sorry. You see I-

Butcher Dude: GET BACK HERE!

Ty: Uh. *points to the mad man* That happened... And if you excuse me, *runs away*

Butcher Dude: YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE!

Ty: WATCH ME!! *junps over a clothes line and uses it as a slingshot and hits the man with underwear* BULLSEYE! Oh crap. He's mad. *runs away into the alleys* *bumps into another person*

Ty: Uh Sorry I-

Gang Member: *grabs Ty by the collar* You what?

Ty: *gulp* Uh Uh Uh-

Gang Member: UH WHAT? *shakes Ty*

Ty: I ran and bumped into you?

Gang Member: *cackles* And your gonna pay for it! *raises fist and swings*

Ty: Oi Oi Oi!! Not the face!!! *dodges and fist hits other gang member*

Ty: *smacks hand over mouth to hide laughter*

Gang Member 2: *battle cry* *attacks other gang member*

Ty: Ah! I'm still right here!! *dodges upcoming battle and runs away out of alley*

Ty: That wa- *bumps into another person* Just how many times and I going to bump into people?!!

Butcher Dude: There you are!

Ty: *looks up* Oh crap.... *runs back down alley*

Ty: *Gang members see him again*

Gang Members: HEY! It's  your fault!!!

Ty: *looks between Butcher Dude and Gang Members*  This isn't lookin' to good...

Ty: I can explai-

Gang members: CHARGE! *releases battle cry and comes at Ty full force*

Butcher dude: *does same*

Ty: EKKKKKKKK!!!!! *jumps up using a box* *jumps on Butcher Dudes head and uses it as a boost and pratically flys out of the alley* AHHHHHH BAD IDEA!!! *sees gang members and butcher dude crash heads and get into a fight and burst out luaghing* HA!

Ty: *Looks down*... Oh. I'm still falling!!!!! AHHHH!!!!  *lands on a random motorcycle* *motorcycle starts* Ohhhh crap.....

*random fat lady*
Lady: THATS MY BIKE!! *jumps on*

Ty: SORRY!!!! ILL GET OF- *motorcycle starts moving down Hill that they happened to be on* That can't be good*

Lady: HURRY! GRAB THE HANDLES!!

Ty: I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!'

Lady: LEARN OR WERE GOING TO CRASH!!!

Ty: AHHHHHH

Lady: AHHHHHH

Ty: AHHHHHH

Lady: AHHHHHH!

Ty: *grabs handles and try's moving it a tiny to the right and ends up swerving left* AWWWW CRAP!!!!!! Crap! Crap! Crap!'

Lady: KEEP GOING!!

*motorcycle runs into a crate box and ends up flying throw the air*

Ty: AHHHHHHH!!! *holds onto lady for dead life*

Lady: *holds onto Ty for dear life* AHHHHHHHHH

*motorcycle crashes into a chocolate cargo truck*

Lady: Ew. We landed in chocolate. I remember chocolate. I always hated it! (References equals bonus chapter!!! If you get it anyway...!)

Ty: Did you say chocolate?

Lady: Uh. Yeah.. Why?

Ty: OMGOSH THE ONLY THING ON THE LIST!!! *grabs 3 chocolate candy bars* I GKTTA GO BYE!

Truck driver: HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!!

Ty; NEVER!! *runs away and finds home*

Ty: FINALLY!  *goes inside*

Me: THAT TOOK FOREVER! WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!

Ty: Oh. You know, getting chased by a cervical killer, get into a gang fight, ride away on a motorcycle, land in chocolate, and run from a truck driver. Just the norm.

Me: e_e I'm serious I was worried!

Ty: it's the truth!!!

Me: Sure it is! Know where's my ch- I mean ingredients?

Ty: *throws chocolate at me* THERE! Happy?

Me: Very! *eats chocolate*

Ty: I THOUGHT  THAT WAS FOR DINNER!!!

Me: It was. It was my dinner. Fantastic chocolate you got!

Ty: *eye twitches* *walks out of room* I'm so done!

(A/n: Yes. This is an authors note. I just have one simple request. Vote! And if you guys have any requests, give them to me. Stop being silent readers! Now bye! And I made this chapter longer so at least give me a vote. Requests are now open for any character. K! Bye~! And if you want to know song just ask in comments.)