❍ Shit Bomb!!

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POV, Levy Mcgarden

That following Monday night Gajeel was in the process of coming through my window. Words were filling in my head. I didn't know which sentence to say. "Well done..." I blurted out. Well done?! Well done?!  That's all I got out, was a well done?

"Gihee." He said giving me a toothy grin. He finally falls head first on the floor. I chuckle. "Yea I'm not good as Natsu going through windows. Where's your parents?" He said getting up.

Smiling I said, "Working late night. Which means you can staaay~" I say bouncing my eyebrows. He smiles which kinda puts me in a trance as he walks over. I look up more and more with each second he got closer.

"Of course I know what that means shrimp." I snap out of the trance with his words. He leaps for my bed, tummy first. After the leap his hand begins searching for a pillow.

"Hey! What did I say about calling me that?" He gives a short laugh.  He finally got the pillow he was searching for and layed his head on it. His nice long black hair was all I could see.

"Chill out shrimpy. Now get that lovely ass of yours down stairs in the theater room and pick a movie for us." I just sat there and looked at the back of his head. He turns his head around waiting for me to go.

"Make me."  The the corners of his mouth moves up again into his signature mischievous grin. He gets up and throws me over his shoulder. I yelp. I  giggle as I watch the floor move beneath me. Suddenly I felt the palm of his hand smack my ass. "AH! Gajeel!!" I practically groan almost faded into a moan. 

"Man I would kill to get that reaction out of you again." He said.

"Pervert." I respond.

"Mmhm. Only around you Levy."

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The next day, sometime later I was back into the club room. "Ok people yesterday night I was thinking and I want a specific person to do a dare. And guess who I choose..." I could tell the tension was building in the room. "Lucy."

"Ohhh Lucy hasn't done one in a while." Say's Natsu. Everyone looks at Lucy with smiles and grins.






POV, Lucy Heartfilia

I smiled. "Oh my gosh. What do you have in store for me?" I ask smiling.

"Well Lucy... I dare you to..."  After explaining the dare everyone starts laughing. Including me.

"It's a regular dare so you can easily chicken out if you want." Levy said giving me the offer. Well I think it would be hilarious so, "I accept the dare."

"Well then after school when he gets home." Levy states. After those few words she dismisses everyone.

"What time do we start going?" Asked Gray.

"In about an hour. He should be home then." She said. 

She always leaves with Gajeel. I started getting my things together in my school bag. Gajeel and Levy really must be good friends. I wouldn't know though, I became Levy's friend sense the eighth grade. I knew Natsu sense the second. Once I was done getting my things my train of thought stopped when I noticed it was just me and Natsu left in the club classroom.  "Nice of you to wait." I said beginning to walk out the classroom.

"I'll always wait for you." Said Natsu as he puts his arm around my shoulder. I just smiled.





POV, Gray Fullbuster 

"So what's this personal dare about?" She asked as I continue to walk with her to her house. I grin and whisper it in her ear.
"Are you serious?!" She nearly shouted. I made a balled fist with my right hand and pressed it against my lips as I follow with a muffled laugh. Juvia's face looked determined.

"Fine. I'll do it. I don't want you calling me a chicken for the rest of my life." 

I smiled as we approach her apartment building. 

"Ok goodbye now." She says.

 A grin was itching to come out.

"You know I'm not leaving."

"Stop being a bug. Shoo! Shoo!" She said.







POV, Erza Scarlet

It was about an hour before we went to principal Zeref's house. I was in my house changing clothes with stars in my eyes and air in my cheeks thinking, I can't wait. As soon as I was done dressing I hear someone come through the door. 

"Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, Jellal is here!" 

I heard him say as the plastic bag in his left hand swings and makes ruffled noises. Why didn't I lock the door?  I thought regretting my decision not to. "What are you doing here?" I ask.

"Duh, I always come here." He said sitting the plastic bag on the table.
"No~ not really." I said with my arms crossed.
"Erza you know I just wanted to be over someone's house." He replys.
"And it so happens to be mine? What's in the bag?"
"Fire crackers. On top of that I came here to get another chicken."

I squint my eyes and poke out my lips suspiciously. "Where's your note from Levy?"
"I knew you might say that." He takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me with a small smile.
"Here." 

I take it and read it right away. I don't say a word as I went to my chicken room.





POV, Levy Mcgarden

Everyone in the club were in the neighborhood of principal Zeref's.

"Wow. Nice." Gajeel said admiring his big house as we approached.

 With the walkie in my hand I press the button on the side. "Lucy its your time to shine. Do you have the shit?" Gajeel chuckles. 

"Hahaha... Shit..." I turn my head slowly to look at him. 

"So childish." I say. Lucy's voice shuffles its way through the static. 

"I got it. And it stinks." Seconds later...

"Their here." Gajeel said looking at them come from the end of the block. I move to the house next door. Everyone stands on a strangers grass in a circle.

 "Here are the fire crackers." Jellal says handing it to Lucy.






POV, Lucy Heartfilia

Taking what was handed to me I take a deep breath trying not to smell the poop. 

"Dog shit right?" asked Gray. I nodded. 

"Zeref should be in his house. you know what to do." Levy said grinning.

 I looked at everyone in the circle. They all had smug looks. I tie the fire small fire crackers to the bag of poop. "Lighter?" I asked. Gajeel tosses the lighter from across the circle.  I catch it. "I'm going in." I said. Erza begins to giggle. "Lets go!" Levy said running across the street to another strangers house across from principle Zeref's. While I make my move jogging to his house.  I stand at his door looking across the street as they hide behind someone's house. 

"You have permission to start." I hear gajeel's voice say through the talkie. I put the talkie on the concrete and sit the shitty bag close to his front door.

I take the lighter out ready in my hand. I ring his door bell. I hear foot steps coming as I hurriedly bend over trying to light the bag. once it finally caught fire I hear the nob opening. I sprint from his door to the side of his house trying to hold in my laughter. 




POV, Zeref

I open the door to see a bag with rope on fire. I bend over to get a closer look. "What the hell..." I say to myself. Suddenly the bag explodes and something gets on my face, when I soon realize it was poop. "AH! SHIT! A SHIT BOMB?! WHAT THE HELL! DAMN KIDS!" I yell. I slam my door.





POV, Levy Mcgarden

We were laughing so hard I think the person in the house heard us. Lucy came over to where we were. She was laughing so hard tears threatened to break free. As we move to the backyard we heard the patio door open. The laughter immediately subsides as everyone turned their heads to look at the porch. To see who was coming, we were on the brink of ditching but had seen Mirajane's face.

"Delirious?" She said. 

We had soon come to realize we were on Mirajane Strusses backyard.

"OOOOO BUSTED!" Said Jellal.





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A/N: Me again! By the looks of the comments and such I take a guess that you guys think the story is funny. Thanks for letting me know what you guys think! But there is more to this plot then comedy! So stay tuned and tell me in the comments what you guys think so I can stay motivated!

Until next time...

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