Subz was having a jolly good day. A jolly good day Subz was having.

And then the circus came to town.

By that he means the resident serial killer in a jester costume broke into his house via the window and is now staring at him.

MENACINGLY!!!!!!

"Oh hi Subz."

"Clown what the fuck you know windows are expensive right."

"No they're not."

"ONE OF THOSE COSTED A SOLID 400 BUCKS TO INSTALL, THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR FUCKING RENT."

"I DON'T PAY RENT I KILLED THE LANDLORD"

"Exactly my poi wait what"

JesterPenetrate shrugged, suddenly taking interest to sharpening his very sharp and very deadly sword. "Anyways do you know where Elon Musk lives"

Subz blinked in confusion and hidden terror. "Why the fuck do you want to know where Elon Musk lives."

"So you do know where he lives "

"No I don't what the fuck"

"Tell me." He raised the thick steel noodle blade. "Where does he live"

"CLOWN- CLOWN- PUT THE KNIFE DOWN BRO- WAIT-"

"KNIFE??? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A KNIFE TO YOU BITTER BALLEN??"

"WHATEVER JUST PUT IT DOWN"

"TELL ME WHERE ELON MUSK LIVES"

"BISJ DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW SHIZ I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES!!"

"YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES!!!!!!!"

The door opened to a furry.

"Huwu hewo guys"

"VITALASY!!!!"

"Oh hi Vitalasy," Clown turned 180° degrees like an owl "Do you know where Elon Musk lives"

"40.6892 -74.0445 83.9064"

"What the FUCK"

"Thanks Vitalasy ilysm"

"Uwu y-y-you love me?? 🥺"

"Ofc yes ily babe," Subz physically recoiled to the wall. "Anyways bye fishes I'm killing Elon Musk"

"Clown the fuck do you mean y-" Clown stormed through the wall leaving and leaving behind a clown shaped hole in the wall. "VITALASY WHAT JUST HAPPENED"

"C-wolwn Swenpai said he l-loved mwe-"

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU" He caught something colorful at his window. "MR CUBE!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO VITALASY"

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Parrot.

Parrot on a tree.

Clown at bottom of tree.

"Parrot teleport me to 40 -74 83"

"Why"

"I need to kill Elon Musk"