"I need to kill Elon Musk"

"Ok"

Ground beneath them moved. Rainbow emo jumped up from the depst of hell.

"I wanna join "

"Spoke where the fizzkills did you come from "

"I wanna kill Elongate Rat too lemme join "

"Okay"

Parrot did a jazzy finger snappy snap and suddenly now they're at the front gates of a penthouse suite mansion castle thingy idk where do rich people live.

"Thanks birb"

"Np lol happy to help"

"So spoke you got a weapon?"

"I have this" He pulled one out of those rubber chickens from comedy shows.

"What"

"Bro just trust me"

"Fine"

They walked like one step forward before someone guarding the front gate thingy gotom guard.

"Who dares enters the muska- Wait fuck Clown is that you" They stuttered in confusion and fear more than anything else. "Spoke??"

"Leo hi we're here to kill Muskrat :D"

"What why no you can't just kill Elon Musk"

"Who's gonna stop us"

"IT! IS! WE!"

Leo took cover at the last second as a bus suddenly fell from the sky. A golden boy jumped out of the door before the bus hit the ground, doing some sick coolass gymnastics as he hits the gravity dome.

"Zam???"

He wielded a comically long plastic fencing sword, and wore a very fancy suit. "WE ARE THE THREE MUSKETEERS!!"

"Hi" Ro came out of the bus.

"Zam Ro holy crap I didn't know you worked for Elon Musk"

But an answer came from behind. "We didn't either but hey plot's plotting"

"GASP PARROT?"

He did a peace sign and did a double step to stand alongside Zam and Ro. "Sorry dudes, my loyalty lies in the musketeers"

"YOU TRAITOR WE TRUSTED YOU!!!" Spoke D:<<<-ed, raising his rubber chicken threateningly.

"That's it I'm hitting the world kill switch" Clown sighed.

"You're hitting the what now"

"BY THAT I MEAN I'M KILLING EVERYONE "

"Even me?"

"Yes"

"Ow"

"Even Branzy?"

"Branzys a ten not a one shush"

"Awwwwe thanks love of my life"

"Branzy the fuccadoodle doos are you doing here"

"Booyah guys I'm actually secretly an assassin and I've come to murder the rat"

"YOU COME TO MURDER LORD RAT???" Zam roared. "THAT'S IT MEN CHARGE!!!"

"Bye" Leowook swooshed out of existance.

The battle was fierce!!!

And then Branzy stabbed Ro with a thumb tack, and strawberry jam oozed out of the very deep wound caused by the tack as Ro collapsed onto the floor. Everyone gasped. Drama queens fr.

"Omg Branzy you killed Ro"

"YOU KILLED RO???"

"That's hot"

"NOOO GUYS REPREAT!"

"What is a repreat"

"Shush I meant retreat autocorrect fudge you for not helping me the ONE TIME I ACTUALLY NEED YOU" Zam did a long sigh as he ascended into the sky. "My mood is ruined my day is sad spaghetti let's go home boys we already got the hourly payment"

"We fought for 5 seconds"

"No it's been an hour don't question fanfic time passes"

"Ok then"

And vamoos, the Zam of the Prince has ascended to the higher planes of existance, distracting from Parrot who carries the twitching body of Rpshambo.

"Let's go boys" Breanzy joined them as he kicked the gates into the void. "Onwards our quest to destroy twitter!"

"Wait we're destroying twitter??"

"Idk but it sounded cool"

"Wait Beanzy did you really somehow stab Ro with that thing"

"Don't underestimate the Tacky of the thumb"

"Don't underestimate the chicken too, chicken wing chicken w-"

Clown smacked Spike's head dead. "Shut guys up there's footsteps coming this way"

The doors to the mansion thing opened, and out came billionaire Eminem.

"Hi I'm Elon"

"GASP!!! IT'S ELON MUSH!!"