(I beg of you read the story summary first)

Pierce the Clown was alive another day for everyone to regret, he was on the pc, typing out things.

All the sudden!!! Came a message from Branzy.

Old Michel Aften: Hi lov

JesterPenetrate: Omg hiii darling sweetheart hru

JesterPenetrate: Do you need anysingle dead yet

Old Mixhel Aftem: No I don

JesterPenetrate: I'd kill Musker Lounging for u u know

Old Maxhel Aftem: Nooo don't kill pls u can go 2 jail :(

Spop: Omggggggjfgagsh Barby Are you a Elongated Muskrat stan DDD:<<<

Oh norioes suddenly Spoke the coke cola broke in through the windows of the discord direct messages chat room box thingy.

JesterPenetrate: Spop what the fizzlestilled get out

Spop: :(

Old Mixhelc Actem: No u can stay <3

JesterPenetrate: WHATUEHSYSOYSGH

Spop: :D

Old Miskel Actem: Vemo me a 100 frst tho

Spop: Hwat 😭

Ooouh, Pierce thought to himself gasping, A chance to CYBERBULLY????

JesterPenetrate: Lmao Spop can you not afford 100 how broke are you lmfao

Spop: OKAY LOOK YOU CAN'T DO ME LIKE THAT

Spop: I SPENT MY $7 OF ALLOWANCE ON TWIT BLUE OKAY I'M BROKE FR THE WEAK

JesterPenetrate: wdym lol Twit is free

Spop: Srry but

Spop: Habe you not red the news

Old Midnwk Acktem: Bold of you to assume we read

Spop: Fair

Spop: But baisycally

Spop: Longster Musk scammes mes

JesterPenetrate: Lmo how'd u get scammed

Spop: Twit blue

JesterPenetrate: Yes twitter is blue that's not new

Then, a voice.

"Clown you're being a bitc-"

"HOW'D YOU GET INTO MY ROOM." Clown said calmly.

Suddenly he realized.

"Oh no guys he realized"

"REK WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE WHY HOW WHEN"

"Your chimney looked awfully inviting "

"I don't have a chimney though," And then he realized... HE WAS WEARING A BLUE CHECKMARK ON HIS SHIRT!! "WAIT REM YOUR VERIFIED HOW"

"YEA LOL I GOT TWITTER BLUE"

"What the funhouse is a Twitter Blue and why do you get it"

"Omg Clown you boomer," Rek gasped dramatically, Clown gasped even more dramatically. Drama queens both of them smh.

"WE'RE NOT DRAMA QUEENS"

"I'M NOT A BOOMER. What the fledge is a Twitter Blue."

And then Rek proceeded to go on a fully fledged rant on Elon Musk, Investors, math algorithms, Life savings transferals but why the fuck should he care about that he's clown the pierce (He did not understand a thing). Did not answer anything.

"And that's basically it!"

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN ANYTHING"

"YES I DID"

"Now I'm just even more confused great." He sputtered because clownpiercw definitely does that a lot yes. "But what I'm getting is Muskrat made twitter not free?"

"Well uh it's still free but so the algorithm-"

"Alright imma go kill him."

"What the fuck Clown no you can't just kill Elon Musk."

"You know what? I'm going to double kill him just because you said that fructose you"

"CLOWN PIERCING NO"

But Rakpep was too late, Clown had grabbed his god sword (wdym of course everyone owns one in their house it came free with your pro gamer chair) and bolted out of his room. Rek and the badass lion painting on the wall that was definitely there a moment ago mm yes looked at the door frame. Oh yea did I forget to mention Clown broke the door down.

"Uh oh spaghettios"

The 'lion' shrugs. "He's gone gone no convincing him"

"Parrot why are you here"

"Uh I mean rawr I'm a lion"

"You literally look nothing like a lion"

"Shut up yes I do I'm a beautiful lion"

"You're a parrot, why are you even here"

"Uhhhh footage reasons"

"Since when did you-"

"Ohhhh wait I uh forgor I needed to- eat my c- feed on my- I mean feed my cat bye Rek!"

"What the no come back here"