"GASP!!! IT'S ELON MUSH!!"

"Omg the Muskrat man himself"

A hand snapped and dolla bills started raining from the sky. "Would you like one mil"

"YES"

Branzy grabbed pride shadow man child by the nonexistent shirt collar. "SPOKE NOOO"

Spoke turned with puppy eyes. "Spoke yes?"

"Spoke no."

"Spoke... maybe?"

"Spoke no."

"Spoke no." He dropped, sulking.

Muska turned to murder couple. "How about you two"

"Sir I'd love a Tesl-"

"Elon Musk I challenge thee to bedwars for ownership of twitter"

Branzy and Spoke turned to Clown as he pointed the stabby blade at the billionaire.

"What the gulk Clown I thought you wanted to kill him"

"In Minecraft yes because the author doesn't know shit and couldn't think of a proper ending" He punctuated his words with an invisible stab thrust at the suited man. "We fight to the death!!"

"Sure lol"

"CLOWN did you really just convince ELON OF THE MUSK to give up twitter on a GAME OF BEDWARS"

He smirked deviously. "What can I say I'm a charming man"

———*

@Clown_Pierce — 19:38

I am the Villain of Twitter now

@ParrotXP — Replying to @Clown_Pierce

No you're not. Go to bed.

@Pangi — Replying to @Clown_Pierce

Please stop you scare me 🥺🥺🥺

Life's a Stealing GC

Jungle Bird: Clown plz don't tel me u actually unalived Muskrat

Cultch: Clown did WHAT

Spop: Mr Chicken helped lmao

JesterPenetrate: Shut up Spop you didn't do jack crap

Spop: :(

Subzcribe: He actually???? killed him???

Red Conman: YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?? >:O

JesterPenetrate: Teehee

Subzcribe: Goodness fucking sakes

Emo Fundy: This is fine •∆•