(1)

"Bond," she said, pointing a thumb at her chest, "Jaime Bond."

"....Seriously?"

"Nah, I'm just playing. Jaime Hyneman's the name."

"Wanna try one more time?"

"Damn, you're good. I'm Jaime Daniels."

(2)

"...The barking stopped."

"What?"

"The damn barking, it stopped."

"That's hardly the most important--"

"You don't get it. Zero never stops barking. Zero howls twenty-four-seven. Zero doesn't shut up when I beg, he doesn't shut up when I toss him a five-pound steak as a bribe."

"Did... Did you just happen to have a five-pound steak lying around...?"

"Don't ask questions!"

"...Uh..."

"Wait, don't ask the wrong questions."

"That's not any less insulting..."

"Shush - something's wrong..."

(3)

"Why is it that you remember your phone number but not your own name?"

"How should I know? No, seriously, how am I supposed to know? I'm the one who lost my damn memories!"

(4)

"How strange. I think I'm excited."

"You... think...?"

"Well, I can't be sure, but my heart's pounding, from the reflection I see in your eyes my pupils have dilated, and for some time now, I've been unable to stop smiling."

"...yeah, you're probably excited."

[this one kinda reminds me of a future scene in Swan Song...]

(5)

"If my forever was only until tomorrow, would you still want to spend it with me?"

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I really like these quotes, but with the exception of one I have no idea how to incorporate them in my stories. *shrugs* If anyone wants 'em, you have my blessing.

I'll add to this any time I think of something good.