Ohkey well you know what happened last night? No? Of course you don't. I'mma tell you now.

So, I got three of my cousins over for a night. It was tots unplanned so we just grabbed some popcorn and crashed on the couch for a quick movie.

So we spent three hours rewatching Aladdin for- 69th time maybe? ಠ‿ಠ

And after that, one of us, (me the genius) suggested we play cards. So we tossed aside our plans for any sleep and sat smack in the middle of the hall. Turned out my second cousin didn't know how to play cards so we (I) spent the further half an hour teaching him how to play solitaire. While my devil brother and cousin almost got us caught.

Right. We were doing illegal things.

So then we spent anothr two hours playing cards, all the time working up fantasies of how we would get caught. We almost were, but thanks to my oldest cousin who so cleverly suggested we all act as if we fell asleep playing cards. Turns out that was enough to convince grandma.

Let me tell you, it was the best night on my life.

But then my single ass dreamt about Aladdin and Jasmine up there on the magical carpet, almost making me cry.

The funny thing is, I don't even have a crush.

Like, how the fuck is that even possible? I'm the most hopeless romance reader ever and I can't even get a crush on someone?

Is it just me or the monkey cloned boys of out class?

Huh, probably the latter.

So, QOTD: Do you have a crush?

I wanna hear the tea cause I ain't letting you get off easy. ಠ◡ಠ

- Amy