hey guys , what's up ?

I could say something like a welcome back to my rant book but that would just be , like , plain weird so on with the rant-

the high schools in movies suck . period freaking t .

like , it's this amazing place where everyone is super duper chill and paired up and stuff , you know , it's this one big fantasy everyone wants to be a part of .

so when I realized what the peanut butter high school actually is , I naturally got the shock of my life , just like every single freaking person who goes into high school . so let me rant out about how real high school and movie high school are very , I repeat , very different .

so I'm going to help you by lowering your expectations from your high school to a reasonable level because the sad , bitter truth is that we don't live in some fantasy high school .

brace yourself (Poseidon mah man-)

1. Class Work

movie: movie high schoolers never get any work . not one single freaking assignment . unless of course , the movie is about the two people doing a project together . in that case , all they talk about is the project . the teacher doesn't give a damn about anything else . it's the project this , the project that , the project all over-

*student enters*

teacher: hey class , so today y'all are going to do a group project with a partner , which I've already assigned .

*excessive groans*

teacher: *insert male protagonist name* and *insert female protagonist name*

*class dismissed*

what the actual hell ?

real life: we get enough work to last like 25 lifetimes in one lesson . the teacher has one intention: make sure we do not anything but study the entire weekend .

*student enters*

teacher: okay class , so today you're going to solve the first three excercise of chapter 11 in class after I explain it to you . and then you've to write a essay explaining the theorems you used while solving it . and making sure attach the rough work in a sheet along with the work and submit it before leaving the class .

*silence*

teacher: *excessive explanations*

*class lasts an eternity*

that , my dear friend , is how it works .

2. Romance

movie: this is literally the most false thing that happens in movies . the guy is super confident about everything . and even the girl seems to be calm and collected in front of him . cue the part where she squeels to her friends . but seriously , they make it look like a freaking game .

lemme show you how it happens when they've both been speaking for a week .

guy: hey , I've been like watching you around the last week and so I was kind of wondering if you'd like to go out with me .

girl: me? oh , cool . I'll meet you at Starbucks at 6 . does that work ?

guy: that's perfect , I'll see you there . go casual , bye .

real life: you don't even get a crush on someone cause 1. you know the guys or girls in your class just are not meant to be dating , or whatever and 2. you know the chances of your crush liking you back are pretty slim . and you are super awkward and all that stuff before you even start talking . like bruh .

same scenario , only this is real life .

guy : hey , we're like friends now and I just wanna , like , you know , ask you out or something so...

girl : well , actually , um , I'm actually- I'm late for my class . I'll see you later .

*le sigh*

3. Music

movie: these guys start singing like the world has got nothing better to do that listen to them . like , please . that's literally not how it happens . high school isn't about freaking songs . *coughhighschoolmusicalcough*

sorry . I had something in my throat .

teacher: okay , that's it for today . tomorrow stats your spring break . have fun .

guy: *starts singing about spring break and teen love*

*everyone joins him*

teacher: now , this is what I call talent . sweet .

real life: not how it works . the movie makes me go bruh .

teacher: okay , now , you subtract the x² from 47 and reciprocate it with-

guy: *starts singing about spring break and teen love*

*everyone looks at him like he's grown an extra pair of lips*

teacher: what in the world is this ? the bell does not dismiss you , I do !

it hurts because it is true .

I literally cannot continue now .

I'm sorry if you were going to attend high school now or sometime later , but that was necessary . I didn't want you guys to feel heartbreak that bad .

so sorry to pop your buble , but that's what sucking up life looks like .

that's it for today's rant guys . I feel so much more lighter now cause I got all of that off my chest . I've wanted to do this for a while since high school shattered my expectations so I'm super glad I ranted and kinda got off with it so yeah .

and yes , even though I didn't really feel so positive about that music thing , the class work and romance thing had my hopes high too but oh well . I realized high school is definitely not the most fun place in the world .

it's just this place you go to and study and occasionally get embarassed .

strike that . constantly get embarassed .

I've always been more of a realistic person , but when you watch something happen every freaking where , it's natural to get your hopes up . so don't feel too bad you fell for the lustre . everyone does . even the kids who are real studious and don't talk about crushes and stuff . believe me .

so now that you know what to , or more specifically , what not to expect from high school , and I'm light , let us wrap this dang this up .

I actually like using dang better than damn . feels more personal . less vulgar , but more fitting .

or is it just me guys ?

oh whatever .

also , what the hell is up with Google these days ? like Google be like

and then also be like

so like , um , what ?

I get it , none of my beeswax , but I'm a fangirl , so well...

ok fine . whatever .

I'm reaching like a 1000 words so maybe I should just stop now before I get carried away again .

see you guys later , love you , adios amigos !