You guys, I'm giving up on the aesthetic typing. Too much trouble.

What's up guys? Welcome back to my rant book! I hope y'all are having a good day, week or month. Without further ado, let's dive into today's rant!

Frick I sound like a youtuber.

Anyway, i'mma make that my into now. I like it huh!

So, today's rant is about cringe eating habits that some people seem to have that drive me crazy.

Don't you guys hate it when somebody does things the way that humans don't? Lemme tell y'all some eating habits that are cringe enough to be illegal.

✨ Biting in all the pieces in a kitkat bar at the same time.

No that's not me. I found it on the net. I would never, ever, ever commit such a crime.

Just no.

✨ Eating a pizza from Chuck e Cheese

I'm not saying the pizza is bad or anything, but like, they don't fit! How the hell do you live the knowledge that the pizza you're eating does not fricken fit?!

Nay ay my love.

✨ Eating the gum right from the roll

I'm not gonna put a picture cause I might just die put of cringe. I have seen people do that before and believe me, if throwing people off cliffs was legal, they'd be in BiG tRoUbLe.

✨ Biting straight into string cheese

Doing that is nasty, it's wrong, you uncultured swine!

Fricking no!

✨ Pouring milk before cereal

Ok, deep breath, and listen here you, there's a set of rules no one in this world ever taks about, bu normal humans know them. If you do not, your chances of becoming a werewolf or something are really really high.

Now stop doing that.

✨ Eating cheeto puffs and not washing hands

I hate cheeto dust, okay? It gets all over the place, and I can't take it. It's worse than having cobwebs, at least you can dust them off. Cheeto dust makes me throw up.

Please, no. That's like second degree torture.

✨ Eating a banana or burrito sideways

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That's it.

I can't go on anymore. This was too cringe for me. Writing it was hard enough, I ain't checking or editing.

But, on a happier note, it's holidays, yay!

Anyway guys, let me know any cringe habits that you know of in the comments.

Make sure you stay safe and stay home, I love you guys so much, and I'll see you soon!

Peace!