Welcome one and all, to a lesson in pun-ology.
I, Mis. Violets, would like to give you all guidance when it comes to these bad word-jokes, and how to make them even worse.

This lesson was already given to some of you (you know who you are, you awesome students), but maybe others want to know as well.

So without further ado, the lesson of puns~

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The 'Kung Fu Panda'-way to learn puns;

Alright my student, I'll take you up on that, so let the lesson begin~
*unnessecary kung fu moved being executed in the background*

"Oke first, you will have to be in POssition.
Then you will have to put on a POker face and start thinking up POsibilities.
You'll have to think of all things related to the subject, and try to think of all the PANDAbilities to fuse or use those words to pun out.
Don't worry if you can't do it fast or quickly one after another, as a beginner you can do it at a TURTLES pase.
Also don't RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS if you can't even think of any at first, as you can use the internet to atmire and re-use it's already EGGcisting puns.
I know this part is hard, but you'll have to BEAR through it as it is crucial.
And no MONKEYing around got it?!
You can't SNAKE your way out of this part!
Though I understand that you might get TIGERed about thinking too much about it, but do your best.

Also as a reminder, there are jokes that only certain audiences understand, like for EGGample if I were to tell this lesson to a person that is unrelated to this, they might leave their BEAK open in confusion.
Though there is no BLACK & WHITE when it comes to who will enjoy what type of pun, but I'm certain you'll get the hang of it.

And so my diligent student, although there is a long STAIRCASE ahead of you to master puns, once you come close to the top you'll get to know if it's worth your time to master such art of words.

And isn't that just

Awesome~"

Hope you enjoyed the lesson and tell me what you think, my honorable student and reader~ 😄😉

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Have a nice day~
- Elina Violets :3